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#393147 - 01/22/09 11:15 AM Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Lance Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 55
Loc: La Ciudad de Los Angeles
There are a few things that I'd like to not see or hear about any more.

1. Nose-pinching blow jobs. It's just asinine. Look at the big STD-infested porno mope pretend he's gonna deprive that whore of oxygen. None of you mopes are that thuggish, 100% wimps.

2. "Not [insert 70's sitcom name] XXX" Porno used to come up with fun spoof titles, this just reeks of zero creativity.

3. Beladonna. Just gets uglier ever every year. Stretch marks from here to Zimbabwe.

4. Extended closeups. I know you stupid porno makers thinks it's cool to give us gynecology lessons for five minutes on end, but please stop. We watch porn--we're plenty familiar with the female anatomy from doing so.

5. High-definition porn. Look, most of the whores in porno are there because they can't make it as standard models. It only looks worse when you morons shoot it in high def. Plus it costs more, and lets be honest, half of you porno people will flush out of the business by next year anyway, so save your cash.

Others?

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#393148 - 01/22/09 11:31 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Anonymous
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Lance baby....porn stopped being creative a LONG time ago....don’t see anyone going to have something innovative anytime soon.

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#393149 - 01/22/09 03:46 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
El Chivato Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/30/08
Posts: 207
Loc: 15 min from everywhere
I agree, and would add that they stop with ANY up close shots of guys faces. If you're gonna have the talent do a script, that's fine, but once the action starts, I don't ever need to see the dude's face again! That's why POV, and the Interactive series are the best ideas in porn.
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#393150 - 01/22/09 03:59 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Lance baby....porn stopped being creative a LONG time ago....don’t see anyone going to have something innovative anytime soon.





Porn stopped being relative about the time Lance did, yes?.
You've been benched, Ito. Marcia Marcia Marcia.





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#393151 - 01/22/09 04:44 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
jeff jordan Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
Quote:

There are a few things that I'd like to not see or hear about any more.

1. Nose-pinching blow jobs. It's just asinine. Look at the big STD-infested porno mope pretend he's gonna deprive that whore of oxygen. None of you mopes are that thuggish, 100% wimps.

2. "Not [insert 70's sitcom name] XXX" Porno used to come up with fun spoof titles, this just reeks of zero creativity.

3. Beladonna. Just gets uglier ever every year. Stretch marks from here to Zimbabwe.

4. Extended closeups. I know you stupid porno makers thinks it's cool to give us gynecology lessons for five minutes on end, but please stop. We watch porn--we're plenty familiar with the female anatomy from doing so.

5. High-definition porn. Look, most of the whores in porno are there because they can't make it as standard models. It only looks worse when you morons shoot it in high def. Plus it costs more, and lets be honest, half of you porno people will flush out of the business by next year anyway, so save your cash.

Others?




6. Opinions.
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#393152 - 01/22/09 07:15 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

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I havent seen a porno in blue ray/high def or whatever it is that they're using now, but I dont think Belladonna has a lot of stretch marks the way you're saying it. She did have a kid and has NO stretch marks on her belly, her tits are pretty perfect, her legs are tight, her ass is work of art and I like her face, although I know lots on this board think she's hella ugly. I tend to disagree with all that about her.

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#393153 - 01/22/09 07:22 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
LouCypher Offline
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She's a fuckpig Gypsy. Pure and simple. But then you have to ask yourself, If Jeff had her instead of Ashley Blue(same same on the scale of pig, yes) where would he be?.
You answer that cause I already know what you have to say.
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#393154 - 01/22/09 07:25 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

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Quote:

She's a fuckpig Gypsy. Pure and simple. But then you have to ask yourself, If Jeff had her instead of Ashley Blue(same same on the scale of pig, yes) where would he be?.
You answer that cause I already know what you have to say.


Yeah I know she is a fucking pig, one of the biggest pigs out there, you're right, that's a part that attracts me....but there's alot of other PW's just as big a pig as she is. Yes Ashley is a pig also. I've always liked her, I can't help it.
And what would be the answer you'd expect me to say? Curious!

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#393155 - 01/22/09 07:30 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
My moneys on Dave wasshisface.. He really seems to be bringing it. heh
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#393156 - 01/22/09 08:28 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
99% Fiction Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
7. Audrey Hollander's stretched out asshole, and I don't mean her husband. What is left for her to shove in there? Maybe she could hold a bologna in it a deli scene and slice up a sandwich worth.

8. Chicks in ass eating videos that don't touch tongue to pucker. Do they think the only place in an ass crack that shit touches is the hole?

9. The government. As long as everyone is of age and there are no trips to the ER, STAY OUT OF MY PORN UNCLE SAM!! If some broad is willing to take a donkey punch after being choked, slapped, spit on, pissed on, fisted, whatever for rent and meth money, so be it. Let the market decide what is over the line.
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#393157 - 01/22/09 08:31 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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NOOOO I like Audrey, she's a filthy pig and her ass can take on anything.

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#393158 - 01/22/09 08:33 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
10. Steroids. No wonder some guys have wood problems. Listen up guys, a lean hard body is hotter than some huge muscle ham hock leg and easier to shoot around any day.
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#393159 - 01/22/09 08:38 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
jeff jordan Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 05/22/08
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Quote:

Yeah I know she is a fucking pig, one of the biggest pigs out there, you're right, that's a part that attracts me...




Yes.. Belladonna and Ashley Blue.

..and almost everything Mistah Leary mentioned. Love Audrey, but the husband line was good.


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#393160 - 01/22/09 09:15 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
"Naughty" office, "Naughty" classroon, "Naughty" methadone clinic etc...

How fucking dull and repetitive are these stupid vids? Just get to fucking and sucking and drop the weak fuckin' story-telling already.
And could you fucking find some new talent to shove into your shit as well, please?
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#393161 - 01/23/09 07:42 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
11. "Droppin' fuckin' loads"
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#393162 - 01/23/09 07:51 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
99% Fiction Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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10. Steroids. No wonder some guys have wood problems. Listen up guys, a lean hard body is hotter than some huge muscle ham hock leg and easier to shoot around any day.




I was going to put that on my list, but figured I'd hold my rant to 3. I remember one scene where Taylor Rian was trying to finish some juiced up mook, and she rolled her eyes when a tiny amount of spooge dribbled out of his cock. Steroids: Muscle you up, make your cock bigger, but shrivel your nuts and give you bitch tits when you stop.

Where are all the brain tumors and liver disease that were associated with the gas in the 80's and 90's?
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#393163 - 01/23/09 08:45 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
lol naughty methadone clinic tatty
hahaha
kinda gives new meaning to the term spitback doesnt it?

Quote:

"Naughty" office, "Naughty" classroon, "Naughty" methadone clinic etc...

How fucking dull and repetitive are these stupid vids? Just get to fucking and sucking and drop the weak fuckin' story-telling already.
And could you fucking find some new talent to shove into your shit as well, please?


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#393164 - 01/23/09 10:31 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
XPT RIP Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 529
luscious lopez. sorry, honey.

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#393165 - 01/23/09 10:43 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
12. The Bang Bus. No one even remotely believes the schtick anymore.

13. The MILF Hunter. See #12...and quit talking to the cameraman.

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#393166 - 01/23/09 11:00 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Sorry to derail:
Quote:


Where are all the brain tumors and liver disease that were associated with the gas in the 80's and 90's?




You won't find them. Because it's all fear-mongering and bullshit. Watch Bigger Stronger Faster . Mark J recommended it...
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#393167 - 01/23/09 11:04 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
Quote:



Where are all the brain tumors and liver disease that were associated with the gas in the 80's and 90's?




who knows but i guarantee you there is a whore somewhere exploiting on this shit.

P.S. Where Genny P these days?

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#393168 - 01/23/09 11:20 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Hyde Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
"Squirting". Gimme a fuckin' break already.
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#393169 - 01/23/09 11:21 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Dear shooters, I'm begging you...




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Edited by tattypatty (01/23/09 11:22 AM)
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#393170 - 01/23/09 11:35 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
99% Fiction Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
Quote:

Sorry to derail:
Quote:


Where are all the brain tumors and liver disease that were associated with the gas in the 80's and 90's?




You won't find them. Because it's all fear-mongering and bullshit. Watch Bigger Stronger Faster . Mark J recommended it...




Lyle Alzado was a brain tumor from all the gas he took trying to make it back to the NFL I thought. Giambi, pituitary tumor from the juice. Former wrestler Superstar Billy Graham had people on the net basically begging for someone to donate part of their liver because his was shot from steroids, although I'm sure painkillers had a bit to do with it. It could all be bullshit, but I'll still dream of a crying Barry Bonds one day pleading for a liver donation while trying to stiff baby mommas out of his millions.
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#393171 - 01/23/09 01:15 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:


Lyle Alzado was a brain tumor from all the gas he took trying to make it back to the NFL I thought. Giambi, pituitary tumor from the juice. Former wrestler Superstar Billy Graham had people on the net basically begging for someone to donate part of their liver because his was shot from steroids, although I'm sure painkillers had a bit to do with it. It could all be bullshit, but I'll still dream of a crying Barry Bonds one day pleading for a liver donation while trying to stiff baby mommas out of his millions.




Show me some studies that say any of that. Alzado's own doctors never connected his gas use to his cancer. And there's a big difference between use and abuse. You can use shit safely or recklessly. The choice is yours...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0LEj8IPHGU&feature=related


Edited by tattypatty (01/23/09 01:24 PM)
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#393172 - 01/23/09 02:54 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

10. Steroids. No wonder some guys have wood problems. Listen up guys, a lean hard body is hotter than some huge muscle ham hock leg and easier to shoot around any day.



'Nitro' From American Gladiators: Because of Steroids My Balls Never Regained Their Size

http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32151

And men using drugs, haven't you all learned what happened to John Holmes? He couldn't work anymore because he couldn't get or maintain an erection.




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#393173 - 01/23/09 03:09 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:


12. The Bang Bus. No one even remotely believes the schtick anymore




Of course not. What I'd really like to see gone is all the companies that are on Bangbros.' dick. It's been done, asshats.....
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#393174 - 01/24/09 07:16 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
99% Fiction Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
Tatty- you seem well informed, does one have less side effects, steroids or HGH?
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#393175 - 01/24/09 08:08 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Dear shooters, I'm begging you...







tattie..I know your talkin about Brandie May right....shes NUTZ!!!

http://www.myspace.com/brandiemay666

^^^myspace sayes it all...shes the devil!

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#393176 - 01/24/09 08:24 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

12. The Bang Bus. No one even remotely believes the schtick anymore.

13. The MILF Hunter. See #12...and quit talking to the cameraman.




reality kings, bang bros, nasty dollars, ox ideas and the reast of them in SOFL...I am with you!!! may the 2009 hurricane season reak havoc on what all is South Florida!

it can start up Route 1 (Dixie Hwy-Miami/Dade)...from Flagler Ave on up to PGA Blvd just North of WPB!

bang bus needs to have a fiery crash...and if you want to kill the milf hunter go to the http://www.elboroom.com/
Shawns there all the time...he's like a barfly!

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#393177 - 01/24/09 08:34 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Beijaflor Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 03/13/08
Posts: 10
Pls...no more low angle shot behind the guy where all you see is his hairy ass and balls and basically nothing of the whore.

DO NOT cut to the guy's face when he cums..this went out in the 80's it ruins the whole scene.

Give us as little of the guy as possible, if fact make the whole thing POV.

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#393178 - 01/24/09 11:26 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
^



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#393179 - 01/24/09 11:29 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Lexington Steele and Erik Everhardt.

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#393180 - 01/24/09 11:44 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Mark_J Offline
Pervert

Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
The constant parade of fucking compilation DVD's need to be gone, but sadly they probably never will. You can tell how shitty a company is by how many comps they put out.

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#393181 - 01/24/09 03:33 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
XPT RIP Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 529
piece of shit 'cousin stevie'.

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#393182 - 03/07/09 01:09 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
gabbachris Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 01/21/09
Posts: 33
Loc: UK
that stupid place with the big pool where millions of scences have been done.
Terminator 2 morrping special effencts. its not real and its a turn off.
sly whispering dialogue.
all this image in the background when paused crap.

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#393183 - 03/07/09 05:27 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

Lance baby....porn stopped being creative a LONG time ago....don’t see anyone going to have something innovative anytime soon.




If you are even hoping for creativity in porn then start looking at Japanese porn and animated Hentai then at least there is a glimmer of hope. American and european porn is stagnant. Its all just people copying the same lousy crap and doing it worse than the last person. Its sad when animated porn whores show more emotion and feelings than real people.
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#393184 - 03/08/09 06:27 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Bon Vivant Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/21/07
Posts: 305
Guys jerking themselves off to orgasm. Let the girl do it, for fuck's sake. That is by far the worst thing in porn today. As awful as some old school porn was, at least there were porn sluts who did pop shots right: Janey Robbins, jerking the guy off, tongue darting out, nasty look on her face, steady stream of dirty talk.

An example of slightly newer porn, with a properly done pop shot: first scene in Voyeur 21, Nicole Sheridan jerks the guy off, hard and fast, making him spray all over her face, looking at him the entire time. How hard is it people, DO IT RIGHT. Ban the stunt cocks from touching themselves.
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#393185 - 04/05/09 09:04 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
gabbachris Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 01/21/09
Posts: 33
Loc: UK
stop using the words, "just like that"
This line is shit.
some of the actors seem to rely on this line alone, they should be fired.

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#393186 - 04/05/09 09:09 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
1) Constant shot of guy eating pussy.
2) Fish eye lenses
3) Shooting fugly girls just because they're new.
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#393187 - 04/05/09 09:27 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
pinupmutant Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
(1) The "fishhook". Why make whores look ugly, or uglier than they already are?
(2) The position where the dude fucks the whore doggy style and steps on her head. You know the one I mean.
(3) Gaping. I refuse to watch porn with no anal in it, but gaping is clinical and unerotic. Think of Draghixa Laurent. She was the best. Was there something worse for her scenes because there were no closeups of her slackened sphincter?

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#393188 - 04/05/09 09:29 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Pinup, I miss youuuuuu! It's like I projected an unknowing bat signal. Or maybe the Shamwow hooker did.
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#393189 - 04/05/09 09:44 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Quote:

1) Constant shot of guy eating pussy.




I hate seeing a pov shot from over the girl's shoulder when he's eating the pussy. Unnecessary.
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#393190 - 04/05/09 09:47 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
DukeSkywalker Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 02/16/09
Posts: 438
Loc: Jersey Strong all day long
Quote:

1) Constant shot of guy eating pussy.
2) Fish eye lenses
3) Shooting fugly girls just because they're new.




wow we are eye to eye on the eating pussy thing.. wtf is up with that? I carry a whip in my back pocket, and if one of the new meat puppets goes for the snatch he gets a taste of the tickler.
Duke
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#393191 - 04/05/09 09:48 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
DukeSkywalker Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 02/16/09
Posts: 438
Loc: Jersey Strong all day long
Quote:

(1) The "fishhook". Why make whores look ugly, or uglier than they already are?
(2) The position where the dude fucks the whore doggy style and steps on her head. You know the one I mean.
(3) Gaping. I refuse to watch porn with no anal in it, but gaping is clinical and unerotic. Think of Draghixa Laurent. She was the best. Was there something worse for her scenes because there were no closeups of her slackened sphincter?




-1

duke
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#393192 - 04/05/09 10:26 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
pinupmutant Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
Quote:



-1

duke




Your porn is formulaic and nausea-inducing, and you're twitter friends with a fake hooker.

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#393193 - 04/05/09 10:27 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Welcome back, Pinupmutant.

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#393194 - 04/05/09 10:40 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Jack Randall Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/13/04
Posts: 312
Loc: New Orleans
James Deen and cocky younger guys like him who the girls actually seem to enjoy working with.

Drugged up trailer trash chicks with bad teeth.

Shaved bald pussy: its time has come and gone. I prefer girls with a little bush.

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#393195 - 04/05/09 11:01 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
SpongeBub Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/30/07
Posts: 271
I never understood the guy/girl pussy eating scenes, yet they are in almost every scene done these days. You have to look way too much at the dude's face when he is eating pussy. Why do you directors think this is erotic? Do you really think we give a rat's ass about the supposed girl's pleasure?

I also hate this trend of HD porn. Why do they think I want to d/l a 750MB or 1GB single sex scene? And why would I want that kind of unbearable detail anyhow? It's porn for godsakes, I don't need to be able to count the number of hairs around a chick's asshole or see in stomach turning detail the half-healed herpes sores around the girls mouth/pussy. I have tons of 100-200MB scenes in my collection and the quality is just fine.

Of course, for me the thing that needs to be gone the most (besides Christian) is anal sex. However, I won't harp on that here, as my position is well-known and I might as well be asking for tattoos to be gone as well, for all the good it will do. Clearly, not enough males had adequate potty training or whatever the reason that explains why they are so fixated on seeing assholes being penetrated.


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#393196 - 04/06/09 12:47 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Claude Goddard Offline
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Eh, I like pussy eating scenes, they just aren't shot right. They're extra tease is all.

I'm also glad to see the return of the bush.

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#393197 - 04/06/09 01:06 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
SuperDuperBored Offline
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Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
Stop interviewing the chicks before the sex. It is not believable at all to hear some chick say that they are excited about some douche who isn't attractive and probably not qualified to work at a Wal-Mart cum on their face.

Even the most retarded fuck imaginable knows that. It is stupid and damn if it isnt a total waste of time.

Then again, I'm sure some girls insist on it. Sasha Grey probably looks at it as a chance to display her "acting chops". However, its just more time I need to skip to get to the actual sex. Its pointless.


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#393198 - 04/06/09 04:13 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
babajewey Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/27/08
Posts: 72
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Not a fan of some of the suggestions here. The whole idea of Fish-Hooking to degrade the whore. Stop doing that and its a slippery slope, before long choking and slapping will be gone and then what will we have left?

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#393199 - 04/06/09 04:28 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
jeff jordan Offline
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Quote:

I prefer girls with a little bush.




Quote:

I'm also glad to see the return of the bush.




I can take or leave some of the suggestions above, but if you motherfuckers bring this shit back in a big way I'm packin it up.

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#393200 - 04/06/09 07:58 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Bill Hicks Offline
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Posts: 717
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Quote:

Quote:

I prefer girls with a little bush.




Quote:

I'm also glad to see the return of the bush.




I can take or leave some of the suggestions above, but if you motherfuckers bring this shit back in a big way I'm packin it up.






Agreed. Landing strip or a Hitler is fine, but a full bush? Fuck that.

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#393201 - 04/06/09 08:17 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
99% Fiction Offline
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I once dated a chick that thought shaving her pussy was taking all the hair off the front, leaving the lips and pooper hairy.
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#393202 - 04/06/09 01:47 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Big Red Offline
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I once dated a chick that thought shaving her pussy was taking all the hair off the front, leaving the lips and pooper hairy.



Nasty what would you call that a Fu-Man Chu
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#393203 - 04/06/09 02:07 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Crocodile Offline
Pervert

Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
1. Ultra huge cocks, all fake cocks. Dicks in porn are necessary evil, no need to draw further attention to them. Remember, most porn customers are STRAIGHT guys.

2. Music, slow motion and other bullshit like that. Even ADT fanbois hate that.

3. Run-of-the-mill directors like quasarman(sp?). I don't care that he is overworked because he needs to do bazillion scenes a week. If a porn company can't produce 50 good, innovative DVDs a month then well maybe it's time to change the business model and concentrate on quality, instead of quantity. That's what JM does and they seem to be doing just fine.

4. Capturing doggy style fucking from behind. I don't want to stare at male ass while masturbating to porn.

5. DP is a borderline between the land of straight porn and pure faggotry. Don't cross it. That means not more than one cock in whore's pussy or ass at any time.


Edited by Crocodile (04/06/09 02:14 PM)
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#393204 - 04/06/09 03:12 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
tattypatty Offline
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5. DP is a borderline between the land of straight porn and pure faggotry. Don't cross it. That means not more than one cock in whore's pussy or ass at any time.





bingo.
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#393205 - 04/06/09 04:00 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Lampard Offline
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Quote:

1. Ultra huge cocks, all fake cocks. Dicks in porn are necessary evil, no need to draw further attention to them. Remember, most porn customers are STRAIGHT guys.




Quoted for motha'fucking'truth!
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#393206 - 04/06/09 04:03 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
99% Fiction Offline
Registered Sex Offender

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Posts: 2401
Quote:

Quote:


5. DP is a borderline between the land of straight porn and pure faggotry. Don't cross it. That means not more than one cock in whore's pussy or ass at any time.





bingo.




I always wonder why there aren't more DP's with a guy and a chick with a strap on doing the DPing.
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#393207 - 04/06/09 04:04 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
SpongeBub Offline
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I disagree with that - I enjoy seeing a chick take two cocks in the mouth and pussy. I just got a scene where Dakoda Brooks gets thoroughly railed in her mouth and pussy by James Deen and some other dude and it is hot.

That's a perfect example of really putting a girl through her paces but still avoiding the ugliness of anal. More girls should do DPP. I am secure enough in my manhood to see two dicks rubbing together without getting the vapors.

Crista Moore and Sarah Faye recently did DPP scenes and they are both really good. I think they may have been JizzBomb scenes (or done by the JizzBomb studio).

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#393208 - 04/06/09 04:05 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
male talent who thinks anyone wants to hear them talk during the scene.
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#393209 - 04/06/09 04:55 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
[eric]Bree Olson needs to be gone from porno [/eric]
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#393210 - 04/06/09 05:01 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
JAGnLA Offline
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Registered: 05/18/04
Posts: 119
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
Quote:

Eh, I like pussy eating scenes, they just aren't shot right. They're extra tease is all.

I'm also glad to see the return of the bush.




While I can't say that I'm a fan of the full-blown bush, I do agree about the pussy-eating point. When done well, this can be as enjoyable and integral a part of the scene as it is the act.

I remember a Heather Hunter film where she plays a sports reporter. One of the final scenes involved someone going down on her beneath the newscasters desk as she was on air. No close-ups of pussy, no gynelogical shots of tongue on clit...it was just a reaction shot of Heather trying to read the sports while obviously enjoying herself.

It was brief and not pivotal, but it was HOT!

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#393211 - 04/06/09 05:13 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
Ugly bitches. Put the Fishhook to some real use and yank them the fuck out of the industry.
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#393212 - 04/06/09 05:36 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
E.Y.Davis Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi


Cheating for the camera & holding unnatural awkward looking positions to prove they're really having sex.


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#393213 - 04/06/09 05:44 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Newports Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/16/08
Posts: 258
Loc: CO
Quote:

male talent who thinks anyone wants to hear them talk during the scene.




Good call.

On a related note, guys that insist on keeping their face an inch away from the girls face throughout the whole fucking scene. I am looking at you (literally, unfortunately), Manuel.

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#393214 - 04/06/09 08:12 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Claude Goddard Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
Quote:

I can take or leave some of the suggestions above, but if you motherfuckers bring this shit back in a big way I'm packin it up.






Too late, the trimmed bush has already returned in force, most of the major gonzo girls are now sporting one: Kristina Rose, Gianna, Sasha Grey, Alexis Texas, etc.

I wasn't referring to full bushes, I don't mind that either actually, but I don't think that will return anytime in the forseeable future.

I think a little bush is like real tits, big asses and curves, just a return to a more natural look from the girls.

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#393215 - 04/06/09 08:51 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

male talent who thinks anyone wants to hear them talk during the scene.



Indeed. If the girls have surgery to increase their appeal, why won't the guys have surgery to remove their vocal cords and increase their appeal?
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#393216 - 04/06/09 11:48 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Crocodile Offline
Pervert

Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
ADT
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#393217 - 04/06/09 11:51 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
LadiesMan Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 04/06/09
Posts: 10
Loc: In ur girlfriendz bed
Quote:

[eric]Bree Olson needs to be gone from porno [/eric]




that dude eric is off the deep bend with his hatred if u ask me.

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#393218 - 04/07/09 02:19 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Stevie Why Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
I'm sick of stumbling on content with porno losers currently serving time in prison for heinous crimes.
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#393219 - 04/07/09 02:30 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

[eric]Bree Olson needs to be gone from porno [/eric]




You are a bitch, Gia, but at least it made me chuckle about the whole disaster.

I'm sure most (not all) whores are like this, but I wouldn't be surprised is a larger percentage of women in general are like her...pure fucking demonspawn. Why essentially say that I'd want to kill the industry loaded with such creatures?

Ladiesman is just another pansy newb. Either he's A) Petey giving XPT another whirl, trying to be cool; or B) Her latest stooge posting here trying to be cool. My bets are on Compton, Jaydeem, or Canada.

All I have to say to y'all is, "Have fun with your turn at the Illinois Road doorknob."

Either way, you're a worthless cuntrag like she is, Ladiesman. I don't hate her, I just dislike the bimbo. Hate is forever, I'll get over it for good sooner than later.

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#393220 - 04/07/09 04:50 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Walrus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
Quote:

Quote:

I'll get over it for good sooner than later.






doubt it.

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#393221 - 04/07/09 09:54 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
AnnaOfSweden Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 09/28/08
Posts: 10
Loc: WestCoast Sweden
Quote:

Quote:

male talent who thinks anyone wants to hear them talk during the scene.



Indeed. If the girls have surgery to increase their appeal, why won't the guys have surgery to remove their vocal cords and increase their appeal?




I love to see and hear the guys, and I hate screaming girls, I dont want them to be quiet, but when they scream like hell, its a turnoff!

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#393222 - 04/07/09 01:30 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

doubt it.




Oh well, then I'll never have another meaningful relationship again.

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#393223 - 04/07/09 01:44 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Mac Girth Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 09/11/05
Posts: 6
The fake cum coming out of the big fake dicks needs to go. If you don't naturally shoot a big load...Get out of porn.

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#393224 - 04/07/09 05:32 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
FilthFan Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/03/09
Posts: 107
Honestly, if you are worried about 2 dicks touching because you thinks it's "gay", that makes you a very stupid and insecure individual.

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#393225 - 04/07/09 05:50 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Two dicks touching is gay. But no, I don't worry about it because I don't get naked around other men.

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#393226 - 04/07/09 07:39 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
JAGnLA Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/18/04
Posts: 119
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
Quote:

Two dicks touching is gay. But no, I don't worry about it because I don't get naked around other men.




yeah, I went to junior high with a bunch of guys JUST like you...


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#393227 - 04/07/09 07:47 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


yeah, I went to junior high with a bunch of guys JUST like you...




You went to Jr. High with some guys who wouldn't get naked around grown men? Isn't that a good thing?


Edited by have2cit (04/07/09 07:52 PM)

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#393228 - 04/07/09 08:18 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Sonny Chiba Offline
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Registered: 12/06/05
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#393229 - 04/07/09 09:10 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
JAGnLA Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/18/04
Posts: 119
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
Quote:


You went to Jr. High with some guys who wouldn't get naked around grown men? Isn't that a good thing?




I don't know if its a good thing or not, but it is definitely a tad weird for a man to be so afraid/intimdated (ashamed?) of other men. Being in proximity to other men whilst naked does not have to connote desire or anything sexual...unless you are the one making the inference. Secure hetero men may not desire to see other men nude - but neither do they do not fear it.

Strangey enough, more than a few of those jr. high guys who were so afraid to take a shower after gym class later came out of the closet...

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#393230 - 04/07/09 09:20 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Big Calm Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
- stockings, garter belts, corsets or anything that hides the naked body.

- close toe shoes

- cum shots on the ass or tits

-cum dodging

- clean up during the sex scenes...just let the talent fuck don't stop to wipe her ass or pussy.

-Nina Hartley

-The Booty Talk series

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#393231 - 04/07/09 09:39 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Quote:


- clean up during the sex scenes...just let the talent fuck don't stop to wipe her ass or pussy.




Ass Juice Sucks man... not sexy.
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#393232 - 04/08/09 12:18 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:


I don't know if its a good thing or not, but it is definitely a tad weird for a man to be so afraid/intimdated (ashamed?) of other men




I had a tiff with some folks on here about this very subject a while back. I grew up around 'teh gays' (as K1ng puts it) and think they deserve the same courtesy (or scorn) as every other human. That said, the act of two erect penises rubbing together in a sexual(?) act is fucking gay. Not just because I say so, but because of the very definition of what homosexuality actually is:



Main Entry: ho·mo·sex·u·al·i·ty
Pronunciation: "hO-m&-"sek-sh&-'wal-&t-E
Function: noun
Inflected Form: plural -ties
1 : the quality or state of being homosexual
2 : erotic activity with another of the same sex
Merriam-Webster's Medical Dictionary, © 2002 Merriam-Webster, Inc




If I wanted gay porn, bi porn, or tranny porn, I'd buy it.

I do not....
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#393233 - 04/08/09 07:22 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
butterman Offline
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Registered: 01/16/06
Posts: 467
Loc: Yankee Stadium
Quote:

Honestly, if you are worried about 2 dicks touching because you thinks it's "gay", that makes you a very stupid and insecure individual.




I mst be stupid and insecure, but I don't like two dicks touching either- in straight porn.

So gone should be both double anal or pussy! Plus it doesn't look like the girls enjoy it that much either. Also, gaping should be gone. If I wanted to see clinical video I would have stayed in med school.


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#393234 - 04/08/09 12:45 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
tenley Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/12/06
Posts: 251
You made a similar point to what I intended to make before I could. Regardless, it's obviously a homosexual act. This really isn't up to higher level debate.

You are sexually aroused rubbing your sexually aroused genitalia against another person sexually aroused genitalia of the same gender. That's a homosexual act. It is really clear. It's a sexual act between two sexually aroused individuals of the same sex, thus, it's clearly homosexual. The fact that it occurs within the orifice of someone of the opposite sex (be it mouth, anus, or vagina) would it make it straight; it would make it bisexual.

Whatever it is, it isn't straight.

Quote:

Quote:


I don't know if its a good thing or not, but it is definitely a tad weird for a man to be so afraid/intimdated (ashamed?) of other men




I had a tiff with some folks on here about this very subject a while back. I grew up around 'teh gays' (as K1ng puts it) and think they deserve the same courtesy (or scorn) as every other human. That said, the act of two erect penises rubbing together in a sexual(?) act is fucking gay. Not just because I say so, but because of the very definition of what homosexuality actually is:



Main Entry: ho·mo·sex·u·al·i·ty
Pronunciation: "hO-m&-"sek-sh&-'wal-&t-E
Function: noun
Inflected Form: plural -ties
1 : the quality or state of being homosexual
2 : erotic activity with another of the same sex
Merriam-Webster's Medical Dictionary, © 2002 Merriam-Webster, Inc




If I wanted gay porn, bi porn, or tranny porn, I'd buy it.

I do not....


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#393235 - 04/08/09 12:54 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
A woman's vagina and butthole need to be thought of as a time-space paradox. Only one cock can exist in the same space at the same time, otherwise the hetero universe could be destroyed.

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#393236 - 04/08/09 03:12 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Bluecipher Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5097
Loc:
Quote:

Ass Juice Sucks man... not sexy.






Especially the type that looks like tobacco juice!
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#393237 - 04/09/09 07:05 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
butterman Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/16/06
Posts: 467
Loc: Yankee Stadium
Quote:

A woman's vagina and butthole need to be thought of as a time-space paradox. Only one cock can exist in the same space at the same time, otherwise the hetero universe could be destroyed.




That is so true !!

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#393238 - 04/10/09 09:51 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Visaman Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/08/09
Posts: 94
Quote:


2. Music, slow motion and other bullshit like that. Even ADT fanbois hate that.






I trust that you don't care for the 16mm films from the early 1970's that Something Weird Video distributes? My favorite is Bat Pussy . There aren't nearly enough Hippity-Hops used in porn these days.



Edited by Visaman (04/10/09 09:55 PM)

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#393239 - 04/10/09 11:03 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
JAGnLA Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/18/04
Posts: 119
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
Quote:

A woman's vagina and butthole need to be thought of as a time-space paradox. Only one cock can exist in the same space at the same time, otherwise the hetero universe could be destroyed.




I like that statement!

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