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#393148 - 01/22/09 11:31 AM
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Lance baby....porn stopped being creative a LONG time ago....don’t see anyone going to have something innovative anytime soon.
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#393149 - 01/22/09 03:46 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/30/08
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I agree, and would add that they stop with ANY up close shots of guys faces. If you're gonna have the talent do a script, that's fine, but once the action starts, I don't ever need to see the dude's face again! That's why POV, and the Interactive series are the best ideas in porn.
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#393153 - 01/22/09 07:22 PM
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She's a fuckpig Gypsy. Pure and simple. But then you have to ask yourself, If Jeff had her instead of Ashley Blue(same same on the scale of pig, yes) where would he be?. You answer that cause I already know what you have to say.
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#393154 - 01/22/09 07:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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She's a fuckpig Gypsy. Pure and simple. But then you have to ask yourself, If Jeff had her instead of Ashley Blue(same same on the scale of pig, yes) where would he be?. You answer that cause I already know what you have to say.
Yeah I know she is a fucking pig, one of the biggest pigs out there, you're right, that's a part that attracts me....but there's alot of other PW's just as big a pig as she is. Yes Ashley is a pig also. I've always liked her, I can't help it. And what would be the answer you'd expect me to say? Curious!
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#393155 - 01/22/09 07:30 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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My moneys on Dave wasshisface.. He really seems to be bringing it. heh
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#393156 - 01/22/09 08:28 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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7. Audrey Hollander's stretched out asshole, and I don't mean her husband. What is left for her to shove in there? Maybe she could hold a bologna in it a deli scene and slice up a sandwich worth.
8. Chicks in ass eating videos that don't touch tongue to pucker. Do they think the only place in an ass crack that shit touches is the hole?
9. The government. As long as everyone is of age and there are no trips to the ER, STAY OUT OF MY PORN UNCLE SAM!! If some broad is willing to take a donkey punch after being choked, slapped, spit on, pissed on, fisted, whatever for rent and meth money, so be it. Let the market decide what is over the line.
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#393158 - 01/22/09 08:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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10. Steroids. No wonder some guys have wood problems. Listen up guys, a lean hard body is hotter than some huge muscle ham hock leg and easier to shoot around any day.
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#393160 - 01/22/09 09:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
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"Naughty" office, "Naughty" classroon, "Naughty" methadone clinic etc...
How fucking dull and repetitive are these stupid vids? Just get to fucking and sucking and drop the weak fuckin' story-telling already. And could you fucking find some new talent to shove into your shit as well, please?
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#393161 - 01/23/09 07:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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11. "Droppin' fuckin' loads"
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#393163 - 01/23/09 08:45 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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lol naughty methadone clinic tatty hahaha kinda gives new meaning to the term spitback doesnt it? Quote:
"Naughty" office, "Naughty" classroon, "Naughty" methadone clinic etc...
How fucking dull and repetitive are these stupid vids? Just get to fucking and sucking and drop the weak fuckin' story-telling already. And could you fucking find some new talent to shove into your shit as well, please?
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#393164 - 01/23/09 10:31 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 529
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luscious lopez. sorry, honey.
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#393166 - 01/23/09 11:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
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Sorry to derail: Quote:
Where are all the brain tumors and liver disease that were associated with the gas in the 80's and 90's?
You won't find them. Because it's all fear-mongering and bullshit. Watch Bigger Stronger Faster . Mark J recommended it...
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#393167 - 01/23/09 11:04 AM
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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Where are all the brain tumors and liver disease that were associated with the gas in the 80's and 90's?
who knows but i guarantee you there is a whore somewhere exploiting on this shit.
P.S. Where Genny P these days?
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#393168 - 01/23/09 11:20 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
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"Squirting". Gimme a fuckin' break already.
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#393172 - 01/23/09 02:54 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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10. Steroids. No wonder some guys have wood problems. Listen up guys, a lean hard body is hotter than some huge muscle ham hock leg and easier to shoot around any day.
'Nitro' From American Gladiators: Because of Steroids My Balls Never Regained Their Size
http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32151
And men using drugs, haven't you all learned what happened to John Holmes? He couldn't work anymore because he couldn't get or maintain an erection.
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#393174 - 01/24/09 07:16 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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Tatty- you seem well informed, does one have less side effects, steroids or HGH?
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#393175 - 01/24/09 08:08 AM
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Dear shooters, I'm begging you...
tattie..I know your talkin about Brandie May right....shes NUTZ!!!
http://www.myspace.com/brandiemay666
^^^myspace sayes it all...shes the devil!
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#393176 - 01/24/09 08:24 AM
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12. The Bang Bus. No one even remotely believes the schtick anymore.
13. The MILF Hunter. See #12...and quit talking to the cameraman.
reality kings, bang bros, nasty dollars, ox ideas and the reast of them in SOFL...I am with you!!! may the 2009 hurricane season reak havoc on what all is South Florida!
it can start up Route 1 (Dixie Hwy-Miami/Dade)...from Flagler Ave on up to PGA Blvd just North of WPB!
bang bus needs to have a fiery crash...and if you want to kill the milf hunter go to the http://www.elboroom.com/ Shawns there all the time...he's like a barfly!
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#393177 - 01/24/09 08:34 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 03/13/08
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Pls...no more low angle shot behind the guy where all you see is his hairy ass and balls and basically nothing of the whore.
DO NOT cut to the guy's face when he cums..this went out in the 80's it ruins the whole scene.
Give us as little of the guy as possible, if fact make the whole thing POV.
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#393181 - 01/24/09 03:33 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 529
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piece of shit 'cousin stevie'.
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#393182 - 03/07/09 01:09 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 01/21/09
Posts: 33
Loc: UK
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that stupid place with the big pool where millions of scences have been done. Terminator 2 morrping special effencts. its not real and its a turn off. sly whispering dialogue. all this image in the background when paused crap.
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#393184 - 03/08/09 06:27 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/21/07
Posts: 305
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Guys jerking themselves off to orgasm. Let the girl do it, for fuck's sake. That is by far the worst thing in porn today. As awful as some old school porn was, at least there were porn sluts who did pop shots right: Janey Robbins, jerking the guy off, tongue darting out, nasty look on her face, steady stream of dirty talk.
An example of slightly newer porn, with a properly done pop shot: first scene in Voyeur 21, Nicole Sheridan jerks the guy off, hard and fast, making him spray all over her face, looking at him the entire time. How hard is it people, DO IT RIGHT. Ban the stunt cocks from touching themselves.
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#393185 - 04/05/09 09:04 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 01/21/09
Posts: 33
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stop using the words, "just like that" This line is shit. some of the actors seem to rely on this line alone, they should be fired.
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#393186 - 04/05/09 09:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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1) Constant shot of guy eating pussy. 2) Fish eye lenses 3) Shooting fugly girls just because they're new.
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#393188 - 04/05/09 09:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Pinup, I miss youuuuuu! It's like I projected an unknowing bat signal. Or maybe the Shamwow hooker did.
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#393189 - 04/05/09 09:44 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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1) Constant shot of guy eating pussy.
I hate seeing a pov shot from over the girl's shoulder when he's eating the pussy. Unnecessary.
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#393190 - 04/05/09 09:47 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/16/09
Posts: 438
Loc: Jersey Strong all day long
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1) Constant shot of guy eating pussy. 2) Fish eye lenses 3) Shooting fugly girls just because they're new.
wow we are eye to eye on the eating pussy thing.. wtf is up with that? I carry a whip in my back pocket, and if one of the new meat puppets goes for the snatch he gets a taste of the tickler. Duke
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#393191 - 04/05/09 09:48 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/16/09
Posts: 438
Loc: Jersey Strong all day long
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(1) The "fishhook". Why make whores look ugly, or uglier than they already are? (2) The position where the dude fucks the whore doggy style and steps on her head. You know the one I mean. (3) Gaping. I refuse to watch porn with no anal in it, but gaping is clinical and unerotic. Think of Draghixa Laurent. She was the best. Was there something worse for her scenes because there were no closeups of her slackened sphincter?
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#393192 - 04/05/09 10:26 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
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duke
Your porn is formulaic and nausea-inducing, and you're twitter friends with a fake hooker.
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#393193 - 04/05/09 10:27 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Welcome back, Pinupmutant.
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#393194 - 04/05/09 10:40 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/13/04
Posts: 312
Loc: New Orleans
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James Deen and cocky younger guys like him who the girls actually seem to enjoy working with.
Drugged up trailer trash chicks with bad teeth.
Shaved bald pussy: its time has come and gone. I prefer girls with a little bush.
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#393200 - 04/06/09 07:58 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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I prefer girls with a little bush.
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I'm also glad to see the return of the bush.
I can take or leave some of the suggestions above, but if you motherfuckers bring this shit back in a big way I'm packin it up.
Agreed. Landing strip or a Hitler is fine, but a full bush? Fuck that.
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#393201 - 04/06/09 08:17 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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I once dated a chick that thought shaving her pussy was taking all the hair off the front, leaving the lips and pooper hairy.
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#393203 - 04/06/09 02:07 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
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1. Ultra huge cocks, all fake cocks. Dicks in porn are necessary evil, no need to draw further attention to them. Remember, most porn customers are STRAIGHT guys.
2. Music, slow motion and other bullshit like that. Even ADT fanbois hate that.
3. Run-of-the-mill directors like quasarman(sp?). I don't care that he is overworked because he needs to do bazillion scenes a week. If a porn company can't produce 50 good, innovative DVDs a month then well maybe it's time to change the business model and concentrate on quality, instead of quantity. That's what JM does and they seem to be doing just fine.
4. Capturing doggy style fucking from behind. I don't want to stare at male ass while masturbating to porn.
5. DP is a borderline between the land of straight porn and pure faggotry. Don't cross it. That means not more than one cock in whore's pussy or ass at any time.
Edited by Crocodile (04/06/09 02:14 PM)
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#393208 - 04/06/09 04:05 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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male talent who thinks anyone wants to hear them talk during the scene.
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#393210 - 04/06/09 05:01 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/18/04
Posts: 119
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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Eh, I like pussy eating scenes, they just aren't shot right. They're extra tease is all.
I'm also glad to see the return of the bush.
While I can't say that I'm a fan of the full-blown bush, I do agree about the pussy-eating point. When done well, this can be as enjoyable and integral a part of the scene as it is the act.
I remember a Heather Hunter film where she plays a sports reporter. One of the final scenes involved someone going down on her beneath the newscasters desk as she was on air. No close-ups of pussy, no gynelogical shots of tongue on clit...it was just a reaction shot of Heather trying to read the sports while obviously enjoying herself.
It was brief and not pivotal, but it was HOT!
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#393211 - 04/06/09 05:13 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
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Ugly bitches. Put the Fishhook to some real use and yank them the fuck out of the industry.
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#393212 - 04/06/09 05:36 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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Cheating for the camera & holding unnatural awkward looking positions to prove they're really having sex.
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#393213 - 04/06/09 05:44 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/16/08
Posts: 258
Loc: CO
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male talent who thinks anyone wants to hear them talk during the scene.
Good call.
On a related note, guys that insist on keeping their face an inch away from the girls face throughout the whole fucking scene. I am looking at you (literally, unfortunately), Manuel.
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#393214 - 04/06/09 08:12 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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I can take or leave some of the suggestions above, but if you motherfuckers bring this shit back in a big way I'm packin it up.
Too late, the trimmed bush has already returned in force, most of the major gonzo girls are now sporting one: Kristina Rose, Gianna, Sasha Grey, Alexis Texas, etc.
I wasn't referring to full bushes, I don't mind that either actually, but I don't think that will return anytime in the forseeable future.
I think a little bush is like real tits, big asses and curves, just a return to a more natural look from the girls.
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#393216 - 04/06/09 11:48 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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ADT
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#393217 - 04/06/09 11:51 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 04/06/09
Posts: 10
Loc: In ur girlfriendz bed
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[eric]Bree Olson needs to be gone from porno [/eric]
that dude eric is off the deep bend with his hatred if u ask me.
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#393219 - 04/07/09 02:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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[eric]Bree Olson needs to be gone from porno [/eric]
You are a bitch, Gia, but at least it made me chuckle about the whole disaster.
I'm sure most (not all) whores are like this, but I wouldn't be surprised is a larger percentage of women in general are like her...pure fucking demonspawn. Why essentially say that I'd want to kill the industry loaded with such creatures?
Ladiesman is just another pansy newb. Either he's A) Petey giving XPT another whirl, trying to be cool; or B) Her latest stooge posting here trying to be cool. My bets are on Compton, Jaydeem, or Canada.
All I have to say to y'all is, "Have fun with your turn at the Illinois Road doorknob."
Either way, you're a worthless cuntrag like she is, Ladiesman. I don't hate her, I just dislike the bimbo. Hate is forever, I'll get over it for good sooner than later.
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#393220 - 04/07/09 04:50 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
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I'll get over it for good sooner than later.
doubt it.
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#393221 - 04/07/09 09:54 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 09/28/08
Posts: 10
Loc: WestCoast Sweden
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male talent who thinks anyone wants to hear them talk during the scene.
Indeed. If the girls have surgery to increase their appeal, why won't the guys have surgery to remove their vocal cords and increase their appeal?
I love to see and hear the guys, and I hate screaming girls, I dont want them to be quiet, but when they scream like hell, its a turnoff!
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#393225 - 04/07/09 05:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Two dicks touching is gay. But no, I don't worry about it because I don't get naked around other men.
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#393226 - 04/07/09 07:39 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/18/04
Posts: 119
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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Two dicks touching is gay. But no, I don't worry about it because I don't get naked around other men.
yeah, I went to junior high with a bunch of guys JUST like you...
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#393227 - 04/07/09 07:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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yeah, I went to junior high with a bunch of guys JUST like you...
You went to Jr. High with some guys who wouldn't get naked around grown men? Isn't that a good thing?
Edited by have2cit (04/07/09 07:52 PM)
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#393229 - 04/07/09 09:10 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/18/04
Posts: 119
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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You went to Jr. High with some guys who wouldn't get naked around grown men? Isn't that a good thing?
I don't know if its a good thing or not, but it is definitely a tad weird for a man to be so afraid/intimdated (ashamed?) of other men. Being in proximity to other men whilst naked does not have to connote desire or anything sexual...unless you are the one making the inference. Secure hetero men may not desire to see other men nude - but neither do they do not fear it.
Strangey enough, more than a few of those jr. high guys who were so afraid to take a shower after gym class later came out of the closet...
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#393230 - 04/07/09 09:20 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
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- stockings, garter belts, corsets or anything that hides the naked body.
- close toe shoes
- cum shots on the ass or tits -cum dodging
- clean up during the sex scenes...just let the talent fuck don't stop to wipe her ass or pussy.
-Nina Hartley
-The Booty Talk series
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#393231 - 04/07/09 09:39 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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- clean up during the sex scenes...just let the talent fuck don't stop to wipe her ass or pussy.
Ass Juice Sucks man... not sexy.
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#393233 - 04/08/09 07:22 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/16/06
Posts: 467
Loc: Yankee Stadium
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Honestly, if you are worried about 2 dicks touching because you thinks it's "gay", that makes you a very stupid and insecure individual.
I mst be stupid and insecure, but I don't like two dicks touching either- in straight porn.
So gone should be both double anal or pussy! Plus it doesn't look like the girls enjoy it that much either. Also, gaping should be gone. If I wanted to see clinical video I would have stayed in med school.
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#393234 - 04/08/09 12:45 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/12/06
Posts: 251
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You made a similar point to what I intended to make before I could. Regardless, it's obviously a homosexual act. This really isn't up to higher level debate. You are sexually aroused rubbing your sexually aroused genitalia against another person sexually aroused genitalia of the same gender. That's a homosexual act. It is really clear. It's a sexual act between two sexually aroused individuals of the same sex, thus, it's clearly homosexual. The fact that it occurs within the orifice of someone of the opposite sex (be it mouth, anus, or vagina) would it make it straight; it would make it bisexual. Whatever it is, it isn't straight. Quote:
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I don't know if its a good thing or not, but it is definitely a tad weird for a man to be so afraid/intimdated (ashamed?) of other men
I had a tiff with some folks on here about this very subject a while back. I grew up around 'teh gays' (as K1ng puts it) and think they deserve the same courtesy (or scorn) as every other human. That said, the act of two erect penises rubbing together in a sexual(?) act is fucking gay. Not just because I say so, but because of the very definition of what homosexuality actually is:
Main Entry: ho·mo·sex·u·al·i·ty Pronunciation: "hO-m&-"sek-sh&-'wal-&t-E Function: noun Inflected Form: plural -ties 1 : the quality or state of being homosexual 2 : erotic activity with another of the same sex Merriam-Webster's Medical Dictionary, © 2002 Merriam-Webster, Inc
If I wanted gay porn, bi porn, or tranny porn, I'd buy it.
I do not....
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#393235 - 04/08/09 12:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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A woman's vagina and butthole need to be thought of as a time-space paradox. Only one cock can exist in the same space at the same time, otherwise the hetero universe could be destroyed.
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#393237 - 04/09/09 07:05 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/16/06
Posts: 467
Loc: Yankee Stadium
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A woman's vagina and butthole need to be thought of as a time-space paradox. Only one cock can exist in the same space at the same time, otherwise the hetero universe could be destroyed.
That is so true !!
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#393238 - 04/10/09 09:51 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/08/09
Posts: 94
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2. Music, slow motion and other bullshit like that. Even ADT fanbois hate that.
I trust that you don't care for the 16mm films from the early 1970's that Something Weird Video distributes? My favorite is Bat Pussy . There aren't nearly enough Hippity-Hops used in porn these days.
Edited by Visaman (04/10/09 09:55 PM)
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#393239 - 04/10/09 11:03 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/18/04
Posts: 119
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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A woman's vagina and butthole need to be thought of as a time-space paradox. Only one cock can exist in the same space at the same time, otherwise the hetero universe could be destroyed.
I like that statement!
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