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#393030 - 01/22/09 08:31 AM Son of Skeeter rant?
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From Luke is Back - not sure if it's real or not, but sure is funny..

E-mail is Note adressed as from son of Skeeter Kerkove, Justin Boyce-

anything u would like to know respond my father is a great man many ppl aspire to be all the people who hate on him are just jealous obviously
bridgette patricia is a dumb ugly lying whore turns tricks for cheap
anybody who wants to talk shit just come talk with me cus i got his back to the fullest and all of you lames are blowing it
im proud of my dad he came back from serious jail time to being well kept..
he did nothing but spoil all of us kids he wold never do anything to us to hurt or molest us
while we lived in alpine village beautiful crackhead tuunga patricia lynn felkel(she aint no kerkove) was out of control lying yelling truly psychotic anyone who would like to run ur mouth about my father come man up and step up to me im only 19 and will handle ur punk asses myself… hahaha jealous chumps time and place matter of fact bring some boys im living in big bear say the name im known
i was recently jumped by 6 pussies like urself
i knocked the first one out one hit threw the next into a barbed wire fence third one took to the ground at which point i was overwhelmed by all of them there all in jail ahahahaha and im just fine 19 yrs ld 150 pounds step up tugh guys run that mouth to me

thats all for now god bless the kerkoves except bridgette the bitch n all u scared mother fucking pussies just man up or shut up


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#393031 - 01/22/09 08:35 AM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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If they are spoiled, why didnt they go to school and get an education? Even if he is young, that is incomprehensible.

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#393032 - 01/22/09 08:55 AM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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So the boys Skeeter molested are now called his "sons"?
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#393033 - 01/22/09 09:33 AM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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Nice find. Doubtful that's real for various reasons (ie big-talkers that weigh 150 pounds don't brag they're 150 pounds, nor do they admit to a takedown by anyone, ganged up on or otherwise).

An instant smile came from the mere mention of the words "Alpine Village" and "Big Bear". LOL. Anyone that's been up there outside of ski season knows what I'm talking about in terms year-round locals. Go to the bowling alley in July and count the teeth on one hand. That's why this has to be a joke. Funny and clever making a connection to those yokel towns.

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#393034 - 01/22/09 10:55 AM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
Charlie Malloy Offline
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Betcha a dirty $5 rock with some pocket lint on it that's real.




But if you come to collect I gonna hightail it down the block.

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#393035 - 01/22/09 11:04 AM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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#393036 - 01/22/09 12:30 PM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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This doesn't even need to be verified. I'm 100% convinced that is Skeeter's kid. It's just too perfect. That sort of myopia is genetic.

I wonder how many houses he has bought at 19?
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#393037 - 01/22/09 12:44 PM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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No doubt! Case closed, dudes! Big Bear rocks!

http://www.myspace.com/eastblock_justin



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#393038 - 01/22/09 12:46 PM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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#393039 - 01/22/09 02:05 PM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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No doubt! Case closed, dudes! Big Bear rocks!

http://www.myspace.com/eastblock_justin






So the legend was true. The little vampire of Big Bear roams the night! He is hunted. Despised! Each word, each scowl seeming to have broken loose from some deep place in this tortured reconstruction of felon DNA - bursts of energy that would be best spent holding themselves in, before dress is pulled over head and he's bent over once again.

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#393040 - 01/22/09 03:32 PM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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Lol here's his bio, this is classic stuff, he lives with his "GARDIAN" (this is a couple years old):

IM JUST A 17YEAR OLD KID LIVIN LIFE LOVE TO SKI SPORTS ARE MY LIFE LOVE THIM JUST LIKE TO CHILL WITH HOMES AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.TRAVELING IS MY LIFE.IV GON THROO MORE SHITY TIMES IN 17 LONG YEARS THAN ANY ONE SHOOD IN A LIFE TIME.I HAVE NEVER MET MY BLOOD FOTHER OR EVAN SPOKE WITH HIM I BELIVE ITS FOR THE BEST.IM REALLY IN TO CARS AND TRUCKS AND WORKING ON THIM. I GO TO REDLANDS EAST VALLEY HIGH SCHOOL. I LIKE TO WORK AND BILD STUFF WITH MY HANDS LOVE TO LEARN DEFERENT TRADES. IM ON MY WAY OUT OF MY GARDIANS HOME.I PLAN TO LIVE IN REDLANDS UNTILL I FINISH HIGH SCHOOL. THAN I AM OFF TO KERK WOOD COLAGE IN LAKE TAHO. NOW ON MY OWN IS A SCARY THOT BUT IV BEN INDEPEND MOST MY LIFE AND KNOW I CAN HOLED MY OWN.I HAVE REASENTLY BROKE UP WITH MY GIRL AFTER 6 MONTHS AND KNOW IT WAS THE BIGEST MESTAKE OF MY LIFE BUT CAN NOT TAKE IT BACK THIS TIME. SO IM DOING MY BEST TO GET OVER IT. ALWAYS LOOKING FOR NEW CHILL PEOPLE TO MEAT AND DJING.
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#393041 - 01/22/09 03:43 PM re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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Just a question: are kids being taught to type on keyboards without ".". I mean, aside from an occasional misused ellipsis, many of them never use periods. This idiot is just the latest example.
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#393042 - 01/22/09 03:51 PM Re: re: Son of Skeeter rant?
Charlie Malloy Offline
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Writing and typing skills seemed to improve for a short time with the rise of email, but then went right back into the shitter when texting took over. We are doomed, I say!

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#393043 - 01/22/09 03:52 PM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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Quote:

Quote:

No doubt! Case closed, dudes! Big Bear rocks!

http://www.myspace.com/eastblock_justin






So the legend was true. The little vampire of Big Bear roams the night! Each word, each scowl seeming to have broken loose from some deep place in this tortured reconstruction of felon DNA - bursts of energy that would be best spent holding themselves in, before dress is pulled over head and he's bent over once again.




lol


Someone friend that tard up.. please.
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#393044 - 01/22/09 03:54 PM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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He's looking for 'people to meat'. Nice.
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#393045 - 01/22/09 03:54 PM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
Charlie Malloy Offline
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I was going to but I am holding out just in case he still is 17, and I sort of think he is based on his high school data.

I also am trying to figure out if he is Skeeter's biological son. He says he has never met his father on the MySpace page, but says Skeeter spoiled him in the LIB message.

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#393046 - 01/22/09 05:10 PM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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Lol here's his bio, this is classic stuff, he lives with his "GARDIAN" (this is a couple years old):

IM JUST A 17YEAR OLD KID LIVIN LIFE LOVE TO SKI SPORTS ARE MY LIFE LOVE THIM JUST LIKE TO CHILL WITH HOMES AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.TRAVELING IS MY LIFE.IV GON THROO MORE SHITY TIMES IN 17 LONG YEARS THAN ANY ONE SHOOD IN A LIFE TIME.I HAVE NEVER MET MY BLOOD FOTHER OR EVAN SPOKE WITH HIM I BELIVE ITS FOR THE BEST.IM REALLY IN TO CARS AND TRUCKS AND WORKING ON THIM. I GO TO REDLANDS EAST VALLEY HIGH SCHOOL. I LIKE TO WORK AND BILD STUFF WITH MY HANDS LOVE TO LEARN DEFERENT TRADES. IM ON MY WAY OUT OF MY GARDIANS HOME.I PLAN TO LIVE IN REDLANDS UNTILL I FINISH HIGH SCHOOL. THAN I AM OFF TO KERK WOOD COLAGE IN LAKE TAHO. NOW ON MY OWN IS A SCARY THOT BUT IV BEN INDEPEND MOST MY LIFE AND KNOW I CAN HOLED MY OWN.I HAVE REASENTLY BROKE UP WITH MY GIRL AFTER 6 MONTHS AND KNOW IT WAS THE BIGEST MESTAKE OF MY LIFE BUT CAN NOT TAKE IT BACK THIS TIME. SO IM DOING MY BEST TO GET OVER IT. ALWAYS LOOKING FOR NEW CHILL PEOPLE TO MEAT AND DJING.





Are we sure he's not Donkey Long's kid?
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#393047 - 01/22/09 05:41 PM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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Are we sure he's not Donkey Long's kid?




^ Very sure. The Ice Ice Baby is a whole 'nother mess.


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#393048 - 01/22/09 05:49 PM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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He's looking for 'people to meat'. Nice.




Then comes Blahhhhh, on cue but never asked for. I hope he does meat her, till she bleeds out her eyes.
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#393049 - 01/22/09 05:57 PM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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He says he has never met his father on the MySpace page, but says Skeeter spoiled him in the LIB message.



That doesn't sound like a contradiction to me!
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#393050 - 01/22/09 05:59 PM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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You have a point!

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#393051 - 01/22/09 06:33 PM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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Quote:

Quote:

Are we sure he's not Donkey Long's kid?




^ Very sure. The Ice Ice Baby is a whole 'nother mess.







or Dave Pounder's

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#393052 - 01/22/09 06:33 PM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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I just sent him a friend request with a message. I wrote,

"HEY WASSUP HOTTIE. SNOWBOARDIN SKI BUNNY HERE. NO LOLZ NOT THAT SKI JUST 420 DANK BUDS FOR ME. JUST MOVED TO CALI. HIT ME UP. LOKING FOR FRIENDZ FUN AND SUN AND SOME1 2B REAL WITH YOU KNOW. ROLLING WITH MY GIRLS. HATERZ BEWARE. I GO TO CAL STATE LONG BEACH AND U SEEM REAL SMART. SMART AND SEXY."

Hope he accepts me.
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#393053 - 01/22/09 07:29 PM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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That's perfect. Once you're in and his age is verified as over 18, perhaps he can be invited on for a "round table discussion." After that place loose articles in the overhead compartment and brace for impact, once the phones at JM HQ start blowing up with calls from Deadbeat Skeet.

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#393054 - 01/22/09 07:31 PM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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I have a feeling that will take place at Round Table Pizza.
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#393055 - 01/22/09 07:32 PM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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#393056 - 01/22/09 07:41 PM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Are we sure he's not Donkey Long's kid?




^ Very sure. The Ice Ice Baby is a whole 'nother mess.









or Dave Pounder's






Is that Kid Rock circa 1990? I'm serious....
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#393057 - 01/22/09 07:43 PM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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Yes, check the image name. Might not be 1990 exactly but you were right about who.

http://f.imagehost.org/0673/ExposedKidRock_1.jpg
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#393058 - 01/22/09 08:19 PM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Are we sure he's not Donkey Long's kid?




^ Very sure. The Ice Ice Baby is a whole 'nother mess.









or Dave Pounder's






Is that Kid Rock circa 1990? I'm serious....







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#393059 - 01/22/09 08:33 PM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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The similarity is really amazing....I like Kid Rock though, he's pure white trash who made millions off of it. Ahhhhh the American Dream, only in America.

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#393060 - 01/22/09 08:57 PM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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LG I think you just brought my (attempted) joke full circle. My original point was Donkey = Vanilla Ice, for the folks playing at home Not exactly a new concept, but a refresher for the new among us.

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#393061 - 01/22/09 09:00 PM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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I like that we can talk about Donkey Long again and type his name either spelled correctly or incorrectly....this guys is such a fucking character that I enjoy seeing posts about him and reading his stupid, very unintelligent posts. But he hasn't posted here in a while. You guys scare everyone off.

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#393062 - 01/22/09 09:21 PM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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I like that we can talk about Donkey Long again and type his name either spelled correctly or incorrectly....



Lets keep to a bare minimum. da Boss still isn't interested in hearing any more of it at all as far as I know.
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#393063 - 01/22/09 10:32 PM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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LG I think you just brought my (attempted) joke full circle. My original point was Donkey = Vanilla Ice, for the folks playing at home Not exactly a new concept, but a refresher for the new among us.




Made that exact observation in another thread...


http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=nonporntalk&Number=315978&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=55&vc=1

What the fuck is in the water in Florida?

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#393064 - 01/23/09 07:03 AM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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#393065 - 01/23/09 07:23 PM Re: Son of Skeeter rant?
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Holly West likes Coach.




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