Definition of a bad start: Your daddy is half-retarded with "flees" in his hair, and your momma is Tiffany Holiday. Let's see Obama fix this one.

Scott Fayner reports:

"I was chatting the other night with a friend of mine about some guy we both know who is partially retarded and has flees in his hair. The last I heard about him he was living in a motel with Tiffany Holiday ripping people off to support their cocaine habit. I could never imagine their life getting any worse than that. Until my friend tells me that Tiffany and this guy had a child together. To make life harder on the little tyke, the two have since split."