Will someone please post a picture for me to jackoff to? I'm down in the dumps and I need to see a whore degraded. But I just can't bear popping in the same old tapes, the same old google searches. It's so empty and futile. I need to be surprised, thrilled. I need to recapture that old magic feeling that misogyny used to give me. Please. Post a pic. Make it a good one.
This is already helping. I'm actually getting excited. I've got my dick out now. Stroking. Hurry up. Be a good Samaritan.


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I refer you to Claire James' pics which were recently posted in this very site.
Wanking is easy. Just look very hard at Claire's butt, legs and face, then grab hold of your meat and pull real hard.
Further questions should be addressed to Astroshite, ADT, Down Town CA.
Regards, Rump. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smokin.gif" alt="" />
PS I hope this helps:

Yummy. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Thanks, Rump. I was absolutely shocked, but that pic of those those beautiful legs, that plump butt, and that seductive over-the-shoulder-come-get-it leer was more than sufficient erotic stimuli to get my fist blurring. When I first saw it my first reaction was "Aw fuck! Where's the throatfucking?! Where's the gaping?! Why isn't her head being shoved in a toilet?!!!", but that soon passed and I was quickly overcome by reserves of sexual appreciation I didn't know I had. This has opened a new world of jackoff possibilities for me. And now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go look for Bettie Page pics on google. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

P.S. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />...thanks, claire.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />


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<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> lol you guys are going to have me smiling allllll day

Damn, baby!

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smokin.gif" alt="" /> [color:"orange"]I mean, DAMN! [/color]