Huh.

The critiques of Bush Jr. always seem to be more passionate and fact-filled than his defenses.

Other things Bush Jr. kept us safe from:

Meteors
Polio
Job Security
Native American Insurrections/Scalping
Overfunded Retirement Plans
Time-Traveling Nazis
Nuanced Thought
Too Much Workplace Safety
Mandatory Gay Marriage
Ratings Success for "Arrested Development"
Milli Vanelli's 2nd Grammy
International Respect
Attack of Killer Tomatoes
Jail Time for "Scooter" Libby
Tsunamis on American Soil
Staffs Turning Into Serpents
Rivers Turning Into Blood
Hordes of Frogs
Masses of Gnats (except for Joba Chamberlain)
Swarms of Flies (Ceramic God Product's 3rd favorite band)
Pestilence
Incurable Boils (except for Brandon Irons)
Hail (on a Biblical scale, not your average day in the Midwest)
Locusts!!!
Darkness (not just one night's worth, but three days worth!)
Deathes of the Firstborn
A playoff appearance for the Detroit Lions