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Yeah, the poop farming, I am kinda in blur for this topic too, it kinda faded away. But the thing is that there is a bunch of turd farmers allover the world. What the turd farmers do is they collect turd from different chicks. Differerent poop farmers have their own preferences in girls but what they all have in common is that they always sabotage the toilet so it wouldn't flush and once the girl does her dirty business there and exits, they quickly extract the turd from the toilet and bring it home(I guess). Then usually they take photos of it and brag about it on their board and in their groups. One of the turd farmers caught 3 turds from 3 girls in one trip. The turd farmers are the cousins of the dirty panty thiefs.



This is the sort of post that makes me glad I dragged my ass out of bed and fired up the laptop this afternoon. I need to know more about these turd farming freaks.


I found the thread, I'm not gonna screen cap it so I just copy-paste it:

"I'm interested in reading stories about turd farming. If you don't know this term, it's the act of taking women's turds without them knowing. I have farmed many turds, shits from really beautiful women."

"May I ask how you do that? I thought about that some times but I can't imagine how to do."

"you make the woman look the other way by saying something like "oh look over there!" and then quickly take their turd."

"Shit man, really?.....I mean really really?

Dude, next time I enter a convenience store, I'm gonna tell the store clurk "look over there" and steal me some cash, lol"


"this is the funniest thing i've ever read. lol.

- literally stealing other people's shit...seriously...what do you do with stolen shit? plant it hoping to grow more?"


"These things require huge amounts of planning, attention to detail and patience. If they aren't done right, then very soon they become the stuff of urban ledgend and are no longer effective ways to 'farm'-love that term. I have reaped a rich 'havest' from many a acre, but trying to find a furtaliser to cultivate shit was a real bitch!

If you are not a true 'Horticulturists' and you weren't born with 'brown-fingers', it would be better to leave 'turd cultivation' well alone. Imagine the embarrasment of being caught by the cops and having your name forever associated with shit thievery and become a living joke all over the internet!"

"How can a person like videos of people eating sh*t, but someone such as myself that enjoys seeing a nice turd up close and personal have gone too far? My last successful turd farming was this very attractive brunette, wearing grey slacks and white blouse, and she left behind a wonderful 16-inch turd. Great texture, color, smell... it was pure heaven to behold that beauty. A thrill beyond anything I've done. I like to imagine what she ate and how long she didn't use the bathroom."