Since its more likely smartt will have sex without having to pay for it then swami ever having his ban lifted i thought i would have to fill his shoes with the cage's first ever top 5 (not motivated enough to do 10) list.


Top 5 worst people in porn

1. max hardcore
2. marc wallice
3. lara roxx
4. sammura
5. jill kelly

top 5 worst posters on xxxporntalk ever

1. zenman
2. lowdown
3. lurid
4. sammura
5. doron d

top 5 things monkey needs to get over

1. fayner
2. the fact tori wells hasn't aged well
3. the fact that swami or sammura aren't going to be unbanned
4. the fact angelica knight isn't going to make any more porn
5. that there hasn't been any humorous news on bi britney in a while


top 5 favorite things taylor rain likes to do outside of porn

1. set up cross burnings
2. add new colored velvet to her grand wizard cloak
3. smoke weed
4. wash out her vagina and curse at herself for ever having sex with fayner
5. have sex with chase as loud as possible above fayner's place while he is home crying into a bowl of ice cream.


top 5 things sammura has been upto since her banning at xxxporntalk

1. paying bounty hunters to hunt down the monkey
2. dance at the airport for pennies
3. making swami's home smell like catfood and cornchips while she crashes on his couch.
4. Continue to star in porn at the rate she was before 2 scenes per 18 months
5. haunt people's dreams

top 5 people from the board likely to stalk and take hostage a pornstar

1. therock246

um thats it for this list.


If anyone else has any top 5 they would like to add feel free to, we need to fill the void of swami.