okay face if you don't catch it first thing in the morning, but it's about as exciting as Carol Alt posing in playboy 30 years after it mattered. The milk is sour and the eggs are rotten.

And it's not a matter of "you should be so lucky to have her" as some might say, it's a matter of having too many other fresher vegetables to choose from in the porn produce section.

Funny someone mentioned Chasey Lain - I was going to say this girl looks like Chasey halfway down her fall.

Anything with celebrity attached sells big so more power to 'em.