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#392285 - 01/19/09 11:09 AM Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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I would question her judgment and I think if this was about full disclosure that she would admit that she has some serious bills to pay and Vivid is paying infinitely more than they would pay a regular contract girl. Anyhow, here's the trailer:

http://www.kelliusa.com
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#392286 - 01/19/09 11:13 AM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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#392287 - 01/19/09 11:31 AM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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According to wikipedia she is married to a television exec. So technically it's he that needs the butt load of money.

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#392288 - 01/19/09 11:41 AM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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Nice
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#392289 - 01/19/09 11:41 AM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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I might be a little more impressed by all of this hoopla if she were on the box cover of, say, OH NO! THERE'S A NEGRO IN MY MOM 3. As it is, I am preparing for a nap.

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#392290 - 01/19/09 11:46 AM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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I've always wondered who would be the first legit mainstream star to go hardcore. Even though she's not really a "star" she was a Miss USA. For porn standards, this is pretty impressive. I wouldn't be surprised if we start to see some of the reality TV chicks start doing hardcore. Can't you see Tonya from Real World or Adrienne Curry becoming vivid girls?

But is Miss USA a cum dodger?
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#392291 - 01/19/09 11:49 AM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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According to wikipedia she is married to a television exec. So technically it's he that needs the butt load of money.



Will he carry her suitcase full of scanties? Or just the one from Vivid full of greenbacks?
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#392292 - 01/19/09 11:55 AM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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Miss USA aint Miss America...its owned by "the Donald"...it aint no real show...

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Many Miss USA winners have gone to careers in the entertainment industry. Those who have been successful in the industry include Summer Bartholomew, Laura Martinez Herring, Shanna Moakler, Ali Landry , Brandi Sherwood, Susie Castillo and Shandi Finnessey





Only one I know....now that would be good!

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Many Miss America winners live on in relative poverty, but Vanessa Williams has made a internationally prominent career as a singer selling millions of albums worldwide and achieving critical acclaim as an actress on stage, in film and on television. Others who have had prominent careers in such fields as show business include Bess Myerson, Mary Ann Mobley, Lee Meriwether, and Phyllis George.





now much more my style...improrished whores...better then some sliver spooned bitch going into adult...its not even real porn if vivid or wicked do it....snooze fest 2 me.

fuck u cant even see the dumb trailer unless u enter email...fuck that...2009...no more spam!

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#392293 - 01/19/09 12:01 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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That has always been a sleazy "pageant."

Laura Herring is the actress in David Lynch's MULHOLLAND DRIVE, etc.

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#392294 - 01/19/09 12:01 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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Quote:

I've always wondered who would be the first legit mainstream star to go hardcore.





Since when is Vivid hardcore???

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#392295 - 01/19/09 12:02 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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I knew Alex Taylor before she did porn. She was Miss New Hampshire under her real name and competed for Miss USA in the early 90s. She may have even competed against this new whore in the in 1991 pageant (nor sure on the year).
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#392296 - 01/19/09 12:03 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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Quote:

That has always been a sleazy "pageant."

Laura Herring is the actress in David Lynch's MULHOLLAND DRIVE, etc.




she looks "slutty"...but then again....they all do 2 me....


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#392297 - 01/19/09 12:08 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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Quote:

Quote:

I've always wondered who would be the first legit mainstream star to go hardcore.





Since when is Vivid hardcore???




good point
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#392298 - 01/19/09 12:53 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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well, good for miss pretty titties.

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#392299 - 01/19/09 01:04 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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another one for the who gives a shit file
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#392300 - 01/19/09 01:32 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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She has a pretty nice tight body, implants and all. She should have laid off the work on the lips, though. She has the fish lip effect going. I don't see how women believe that fish lips are an improvement over their natural, occasionally thin lips. You'd be hard pressed to find people who outside of plastic surgery doctors and patients who agree.
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#392301 - 01/19/09 02:56 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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Quote:

I've always wondered who would be the first legit mainstream star to go hardcore. Even though she's not really a "star" she was a Miss USA. For porn standards, this is pretty impressive. I wouldn't be surprised if we start to see some of the reality TV chicks start doing hardcore. Can't you see Tonya from Real World or Adrienne Curry becoming vivid girls?

But is Miss USA a cum dodger?




The Real World chicks make good money doing appearances at bars and sadly speaking gigs at colleges.

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#392302 - 01/19/09 03:07 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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Miss USA aint Miss America...its owned by "the Donald"...it aint no real show...




He has nothing to do with Miss America. That's the more "respectable" pageant and the "scholarship" pageant. They're the ones who bitch about not wanting to wear swimsuits. He owns Miss Teen USA, Miss USA, and Miss Universe.


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#392303 - 01/19/09 03:28 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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She's no stranger to nudity.

Video from Mr.Skin

Pics

More pics
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#392304 - 01/19/09 06:44 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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Looking forward more to the Daisy scenes then Ms Usa's. Her face and all that work obviously done on it is.....off-putting.
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#392305 - 01/19/09 06:50 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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Did any of you go through the bullshit to look at the trailer ?
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#392306 - 01/19/09 06:56 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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#392307 - 01/19/09 07:00 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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Many mainstream stars have done porn, just without admitting it. How many different celebs with declining or stalled careers had a sex tape stolen (oops!) and be released - with them pocketing a percentage under the table. Off the top of my head, I'm thinking: Pam Anderson, Jenna Lewis from Survivor, Chyna, Gina Lee Nolin, Vince Neil, Kim Kardashian, Tonya Harding ETC. Does lightning strike 50 times? And the culprits are never caught (dagnabit!). It's a perfect situation for them because they don't have to defend porn, they can rant on tv about how they were victimized and they get a well needed payday.
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#392308 - 01/19/09 08:30 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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Did any of you go through the bullshit to look at the trailer ?




Of course not. The flick will be available on piratebay two days after it's released, with no bullshit.
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#392309 - 01/19/09 09:09 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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#392310 - 01/19/09 09:17 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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Again, good whore
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#392311 - 01/19/09 09:47 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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If she doesn't at least take a load on her face it's worthless to me.
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#392312 - 01/19/09 10:36 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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here is a great shot....dis guy has almost got tits like hers, his beer gut is crying out its miller time!....judging from screen caps...a best sellar indeed


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#392313 - 01/19/09 10:56 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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eeew. her cunt is more chewed up than chasey lain's.

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#392314 - 01/20/09 06:16 AM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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Quote:

That has always been a sleazy "pageant."

Laura Herring is the actress in David Lynch's MULHOLLAND DRIVE, etc.



Laura Harring (as she now spells her name -- nothing fishy about her) is a pretty big star, although Naomi Watts made the bigger career after that film. She also has a nice set of bolt ons if I remember her lesbian scene correctly.
Here is a reptilian pic of Laura Harring:
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#392315 - 01/20/09 07:32 AM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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who gives a shit who gives a fuck
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#392316 - 01/20/09 07:38 AM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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This would be really big news if this was 1992. 2009 not so much. Looks like the odometer on that rig has been rolled over a few times.
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#392317 - 01/20/09 10:24 AM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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She's well worth

The reverse snobbery and elitism here is worth

Another sexy woman does porno. It's a good thing people.
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#392318 - 01/20/09 11:03 AM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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okay face if you don't catch it first thing in the morning, but it's about as exciting as Carol Alt posing in playboy 30 years after it mattered. The milk is sour and the eggs are rotten.

And it's not a matter of "you should be so lucky to have her" as some might say, it's a matter of having too many other fresher vegetables to choose from in the porn produce section.

Funny someone mentioned Chasey Lain - I was going to say this girl looks like Chasey halfway down her fall.

Anything with celebrity attached sells big so more power to 'em.

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#392319 - 01/20/09 04:21 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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She looks pretty good for someone her age, and atleast her lips aren't as bad as Lisa Rinna's or Nikki Cox.

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#392320 - 01/21/09 12:15 AM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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#392321 - 01/21/09 12:17 AM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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Nice tits. Nice body.
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#392322 - 01/21/09 06:28 AM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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Could have been something, if she had done this when she was younger. Now she's just an old hag.

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#392323 - 01/21/09 08:08 AM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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Nice tits. Nice body




Ditto that. Very fine for the milf/cougar category. She might want to look into labia reduction surgery though. There's enough meat there for 2 steak'um sandwiches.
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#392324 - 01/21/09 08:48 AM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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#392325 - 01/21/09 04:26 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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MMMMMMMMM.......beef flaps !!!
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#392326 - 01/21/09 05:30 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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Why is she doing this? She was on a soap for 7 years and could get another soap or bit parts in movies. Her husband is a Disney executive who creates and writes kid shows for Disney: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0213127/

She can never go back to mainstream now. She's already 40 and could either stay doing MILF porn. But why destroy a D-list Hollywood career and when your husband must be making good money with his own job? She has what most porn girls want.


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#392328 - 01/21/09 05:40 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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"just add video camera"

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#392329 - 01/21/09 05:47 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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Why is she doing this? She was on a soap for 7 years and could get another soap or bit parts in movies. Her husband is a Disney executive who creates and writes kid shows for Disney: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0213127/

So, you're saying, "Why destroy a d-list Hollywood career with porn." Classic.

She can never go back to mainstream now. She's already 40 and could either stay doing MILF porn. But why destroy a D-list Hollywood career and when your husband must be making good money with his own job? She has what most porn girls want.




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#392330 - 01/21/09 05:51 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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Why is she doing this? She was on a soap for 7 years and could get another soap or bit parts in movies. Her husband is a Disney executive who creates and writes kid shows for Disney: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0213127/

She can never go back to mainstream now. She's already 40 and could either stay doing MILF porn. But why destroy a D-list Hollywood career and when your husband must be making good money with his own job? She has what most porn girls want.







maybe they are into the cuckold-hotwife-humiliation lifestyle

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#392331 - 01/21/09 05:58 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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So, you're saying, "Why destroy a d-list Hollywood career with porn." Classic.



I'm not going against porn. Obviously. But it's hard enough with women in their 40's to get steady work in Hollywood. And even more harder in the United States for porn girls to branch out in Hollywood. So take a 40-year-old woman who is now doing porn and you have career suicide as a D-list Hollywood actress.


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#392332 - 01/21/09 06:18 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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I just found this will corner of the universe, my first post. A hearty hello to all.

Perhaps this is her last chance of real "fame." I do not think though that it would aid in her marketing to East Coast potential "suitors."

Sarah

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#392333 - 01/21/09 06:46 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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a lesbo scene of her and lisa ann = PRICELESS

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#392334 - 01/21/09 06:55 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
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More likely that you will see her and some "new" early 20something. Trust me, it wouldn't be something new for either gentlemen.

Sarah

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#392335 - 01/21/09 07:45 PM Re: Miss USA 1991 Going into Porn
tenley Offline
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Quote:

Why is she doing this? She was on a soap for 7 years and could get another soap or bit parts in movies. Her husband is a Disney executive who creates and writes kid shows for Disney: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0213127/

She can never go back to mainstream now. She's already 40 and could either stay doing MILF porn. But why destroy a D-list Hollywood career and when your husband must be making good money with his own job? She has what most porn girls want.







She did have what they'd want. However, if you check her husband's imdb profile, as I did this week, you'll see that they're separated.

Also, as someone mentioned earlier this week, she's been in a few softcore, cinemax style films
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