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Is there anything more pathetic than Hugh Hefner these days? He's functionally bankrupt, and he surrounds himself with some of the least competent people he can find. Congratulations on such a great life Hef, can't wait until you and your shitty mag are dead.



Putting all the E! Channel bullshit aside...
Whatever the future may or may not hold for Playboy Enterprises, Hef deserves epic props as the Godfather of smut. Sure he's done a shitload of drugs, raped and emotionally scarred a few [ hundred ] young women, sucked a few dicks, and possibly murdered someone... but second to Alfred Kinsey, he's probably one of the most influential figures in the transformation of America's attitude toward sex in the 50's and 60's. He created the archetype of the swinging bachelor's lifestyle, and is responsible for literally millions of teenaged boys getting caught wanking in the bathroom. Whether you happen to think it's for the better or not, you can't deny that the man has had a profound and lasting effect on the culture. I say let him fuck as many blondes as he can before his ticker gives out.
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