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#391995 - 01/18/09 06:27 PM AVN '09 - Photo Exposé (Round 3)
Mark_J Offline
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In Round 1, I wondered what Conky might have said were he still around.
In Round 2, we revisited the 2009 Adult Entertainment Expo.
For Round 3, we'll take another look at the 2009 AVN Awards.

Inspired by the Conky vs. Cam-of-Death threads.


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"My name is Larry. And I, am an alcoholic!"



"What do I think about the AVN's? Shit I don't know. I think a lot actually - I mean life in general. Some people say too much. Fuckem. So this award show thing. This "thing"...[45 Minutes Later]...wholesale slash-and-burn farming of the female consciousness, like some collective dunking of our heads in the service station toilet of mediocrity by some pig with an accent that's holding the fistful of our hair, then just as quickly--- hey, where did everyone go?"

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#391996 - 01/18/09 06:30 PM AVN '09 - Photo Exposé (Round 3)
Mark_J Offline
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The bunny goddess lives!



Susan Lucci



Yes you can wear your crown tonight, but only if you take your happy medicine first, okay?



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I think they say your character is who you are when no one's looking. Or is it, because no one's looking?

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#391997 - 01/18/09 07:23 PM Re: AVN '09 - Photo Exposé (Round 3)
Icetech Offline
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Registered: 09/26/04
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How do these bitches look in a mirror and think "yup... this is the best makeup job i can do!" WTF...
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#391998 - 01/19/09 06:55 AM Re: AVN '09 - Photo Exposé (Round 3)
the unknown pervert Offline
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Take your pick on this one.
1. She was (holding index finger and thumb next to each other) this close to getting the Buttwoman gig. Then the camaraman panned up.

2. The talent part of the show was previded by her demonstrating her ability to crack walnuts placed in her cleavage with her nose.
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#391999 - 01/19/09 06:58 AM Re: AVN '09 - Photo Exposé (Round 3)
the unknown pervert Offline
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I'm a Yankee Doodled On Dandy.
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#392000 - 01/19/09 07:02 AM Re: AVN '09 - Photo Exposé (Round 3)
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A costly lack of foresight allowed Ron Jeremy to go to the head of the line at the post awards buffet.
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#392001 - 01/19/09 07:07 AM Re: AVN '09 - Photo Exposé (Round 3)
freestylah Offline
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Is this Barbara Streisand?
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#392002 - 01/19/09 07:09 AM Re: AVN '09 - Photo Exposé (Round 3)
the unknown pervert Offline
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Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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A lone intellectual soul ponders all the things she could have done with her night while the award for Best MILF Cumsquirting Anal Reverse Cowgirl During Rush Hour While in a High Wind Warning was being presented.
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#392003 - 01/19/09 04:15 PM Re: AVN '09 - Photo Exposé (Round 3)
Icetech Offline
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Actually.. i think shes cute as hell.. if she didnt have the complextion of lux interior...
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#392004 - 01/19/09 04:23 PM Re: AVN '09 - Photo Exposé (Round 3)
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
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"What do I think about the AVN's? Shit I don't know. I think a lot actually - I mean life in general. Some people say too much. Fuckem. So this award show thing. This "thing"...[45 Minutes Later]...wholesale slash-and-burn farming of the female consciousness, like some collective dunking of our heads in the service station toilet of mediocrity by some pig with an accent that's holding the fistful of our hair, then just as quickly--- hey, where did everyone go?"





You nailed it...I can see this image getting used over and over (perhaps with new thought bubble contents) as the quintessential XPT/Sasha Grey meme.

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#392005 - 01/22/09 08:04 AM Re: AVN '09 - Photo Exposé (Round 3)
Skip Althoff Offline
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Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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Who is this fresh looking whore in the blue strap get up?

Definite Gag Factor potential I'd say.

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#392006 - 01/22/09 09:45 AM Re: AVN '09 - Photo Exposé (Round 3)
Jeff Steward Offline
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Amy Winehouse is still on the drugs and has never looked better.
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#392007 - 01/22/09 05:12 PM Re: AVN '09 - Photo Exposé (Round 3)
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Who is this fresh looking whore in the blue strap get up?

Definite Gag Factor potential I'd say.




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