In
Round 1, I wondered what Conky might have said were he still around.
In
Round 2, we revisited the 2009 Adult Entertainment Expo.
For Round 3, we'll take another look at the 2009 AVN Awards.
Inspired by the Conky vs. Cam-of-Death threads.
Your feminine vapor discharge pleases Kabuki.
Quick! Nine times seven!
"Shit. Nine times seven."
Silver pisses a fire hydrant, green does the snap and wag, while white and brown wait for a flood. And white MEN can't dance?
"Believe this shit? Rolls a two ticket ass up on a one ticket pass? Bitch, does this look like muthafuckin Southwest? Git!"
The Five Dwhores: Granny, Grumpy, Sleepy, Dopey and Dumpy.
Tard dance. See her?
It is undead. Divert your eyes.
"You know, I always tella bish. When a clock strike 12, baby youmine. Oh yeah, no battareez. Heh."
"wee wee! wee wee!"
"My name is Larry. And I, am an alcoholic!"
"What do I
think about the AVN's? Shit I don't know. I think a
lot actually - I mean life in general. Some people say
too much. Fuckem. So this award show thing. This "thing"...
[45 Minutes Later]...wholesale slash-and-burn farming of the female consciousness, like some collective dunking of our heads in the service station toilet of mediocrity by some pig with an accent that's holding the fistful of our hair, then just as quickly---
hey, where did everyone go?"
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