Why would I possibly consider killing myself when things are going better than ever with Platinum X Pictures. Ever since the launch of the company with I LOVE IT ROUGH back on April 1st, 2003, things have really gone well for us.
Perhaps it was just timing or hard work, but Jewel De'Nyle, Steve Holmes, Mason, Julian, Sean Michaels, and Michael Stefano are all doing better with each release (we now have about 56).
I don't know why I would get depressed. Certainly, it would not be because we have missed any street dates. We release all our product simulaneously on DVD and VHS.
I don't even have time to call the suicide prevention hotline now that we have our members site up at
www.clubpxp.com.Instead of moping around thinking about my pathetic sex-addict lifestyle, I revel in the fact that I can do my own promotion on fine, balanced, unbiased message boards like this one.
I hope to free up time to get my baldness taken care of at the Hair Club for Men, but I just have to finish off SIX PACK first. It will feature Sandra Romain taking on six guys, Lucy Lee taking on six guys, and one other girl who has yet to be cast. So far, both scenes have included double anal, multiple DPs, strong sex, massive facials, and cum eating.
I guess the only thing that brings me down is that Dr. Satan seems to take so long in his posts. I truly missed you and welcome you back from your recent adventures in Brazil.
Write back soon, my satanic friend. It's been a long time and I want to hear all about your carnal Carnival adventures.
Your pal,
Brandon Iron
www.platinumxpictures.com