"Alright who said that? Who said heavy drinkers make mad buthers? Who the fuck said that?"



"Hell yee-uh! For 5 grand I letcha drive a cement mixer through it!"



And then there was one. A pornstar passes her expiration date and promptly evaporates.



"Shhh! They think I'm somebody famous."



Just for the sake of it, make sure you're always frowning. It shows the world that you've got substance and depth.



Some faces, almost seem kissed by God. And some faces, almost seem kissed by falling bricks.



Alright which one'yall ordered the muthafuckin' garbage disposal?



GJ proves she can frame a shot like a three year old running with mommy's camera.



Missy, on staying in shape: "Naw, fuck the gym. Just taste it twice!"



Mr. close talker takes his future bride in hand and tries to lay out a grand vision of her life after porn, only to have it ground in the gears of weapons-grade shit breath that hits her face like a sack of hammers.

Ms. public relations seems oddly detached in this trial of endurance foregrounded by his fearsome tale of the future.
"I hayav bee emm dobble you. I hayav Tee-voe. We make fame-ully."