"Hey next shot could you move your hair out of your OHMYGOD-nevermind."



CeeThree and his walk-in closet.

NOTE: SATIRE


The dreaded upgrade to freighter class, now in progress.



That's actually sweet. Just watch for anyone carrying a white bag later in the parking lot.



"What the- disco bomb again?" "Shyeah "



Lexxi poses with fans of all ages.



"Wha- to who? Say it again- go slow. Darnell.. I want.. your baby.. up in my.. shit.. shit?
Darnell I want your baby up in my shit? the fuck does tha- nevermind fuckoffbye."



"Yeah, tripped into a tackle box. Floors are always slippery when you pee on them for a living."



Warning: Contents under pressure. Stay clear. Pork supernova danger.



"Never gonna believe this. I actually went to get my money back. Fuckin place was boarded up!"