In Round 1, I wonderedwhat Conky might have said.
For Round 2, we'll take another look at the 2009 Adult Entertainment Expo.

Inspired by the Conky vs. Cam-of-Death threads.


When Anabolic shuttered it's doors in the downturn, no one had imagined what would follow. The abandoned facilities were infiltrated by homeless in search of shelter, and then, nine months later, business functions resumed, and a new generation of product began shipping.



Andi had learned too late. When they said botox half price sale, they meant botox half face sale.



"All I want is not for me.. [click-click-click] All you want, I cannot be.."

A textually frustrated Memphis considers breaking off yet another dead-end flirtationship.



"Dammit! If I say cut my ass is on fire, it means CUT, my mother fucking ass is on FIRE!"



Is she, or isn't she? Let's turn her.


Just as I'd feared. The dead inside eyes. ^Back just once more? Okay, yeah. Mannequin city. Get her to tox.



Jane Goodall, and Coco.



"Huh.. Huhh.. Huhhh-sss.. Husssss- hey can you read this for me?"



"Look what I can do! I wrote my name!"


"No- look what I can do! I keyed my own car!"