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#391711 - 01/17/09 02:46 AM
Bowling with pornstars
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
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Registered: 04/18/03
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Corbin Lanes is the place for part-time beer drinkers and part-time bowlers to let it all hang out on a Friday night and chase the elusive 300 score. At around 9:00pm, the lights are dimmed and the fog machine starts rolling in something that I would prefer not to inhale. Black light bowling begins and the music is cranked so it becomes equal parts dance club and bowling alley.
The competition was as thick as a McDonald’s Shamrock shake: Toni Ribas, David Perry, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Loona Luxx, Mr. Pete, Alexis Texas, Ian Scott, Cecilia Vega, Rebeca Linares, Chris Streams, and several others. I would not go quietly into the night. I raged….RAGED against the dying of the blacklight! Strike…spare….gutterball….7/10 split. I faced it all with the courage of a US Airways pilot doing an emergency landing on the Hudson.
I would not be denied. I scored a near-perfect 122. For one brief 10-frame snapshot of my life, I was as heroic as “Sully” Sullenberger. No, I did not save 155 people with my actions.
I saved myself.
I saved my dignity. No longer would I be the Woody Harrelson character from Kingpin. For one delicious moment, I was Bill Murray.
The next time someone asks, tell them 122 is a perfect score in bowling.
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#391712 - 01/17/09 03:44 AM
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I KNOW u brought your camera...where r da pix???
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#391713 - 01/17/09 03:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Nope. 300 is a perfect score in bowling. Dear god please don't ask how I know. I also know that Nick Manning has his own bowling ball and that Rico Strong is some high level bowling tournament competitor. Don't ask why I know this stuff either.
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#391714 - 01/17/09 07:24 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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Corbin Lanes is the place for part-time beer drinkers and part-time bowlers to let it all hang out on a Friday night and chase the elusive 300 score. At around 9:00pm, the lights are dimmed and the fog machine starts rolling in something that I would prefer not to inhale. Black light bowling begins and the music is cranked so it becomes equal parts dance club and bowling alley.
The competition was as thick as a McDonald’s Shamrock shake: Toni Ribas, David Perry, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Loona Luxx, Mr. Pete, Alexis Texas, Ian Scott, Cecilia Vega, Rebeca Linares, Chris Streams, and several others. I would not go quietly into the night. I raged….RAGED against the dying of the blacklight! Strike…spare….gutterball….7/10 split. I faced it all with the courage of a US Airways pilot doing an emergency landing on the Hudson.
I would not be denied. I scored a near-perfect 122. For one brief 10-frame snapshot of my life, I was as heroic as “Sully” Sullenberger. No, I did not save 155 people with my actions.
I saved myself.
I saved my dignity. No longer would I be the Woody Harrelson character from Kingpin. For one delicious moment, I was Bill Murray.
The next time someone asks, tell them 122 is a perfect score in bowling.
You know you weren't there to bowl. You were looking for new victims for loadmymouth.com. Simply ingenious! 
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#391716 - 01/17/09 05:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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I rather go Cosmic Bowling with ravers. Or give a 80 year old a handjob. Golf is more my thing anyways...
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#391717 - 01/17/09 06:49 PM
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I rather go Cosmic Bowling with ravers. Or give a 80 year old a handjob. Golf is more my thing anyways...
you talkin about lpga or putt putt?
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#391720 - 01/17/09 11:13 PM
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Registered: 08/05/05
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Loc: Faber College
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Okay everyone. What was your highest bowling score? I once rolled a 206 way back in 1982.
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#391721 - 01/18/09 02:11 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
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Registered: 04/18/03
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#391722 - 01/18/09 02:14 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
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Registered: 04/18/03
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You know you weren't there to bowl. You were looking for new victims for loadmymouth.com. Simply ingenious!
Yeah. More gutter balls to shoot. 
My breath is still tainted by the ass and pussy perfume of a lovely debutante from SHE IS HALF MY AGE #10, Gia. Endorphins are still flooding my entire body. I dumped a cum load with as much relief as a man dropping a deuce in a Tijuana restroom 30 minutes after drinking home-made soda sold from a cart.
(I'm going to microwave some popcorn and not wash my hands so I can taste my little freak on my fingers. I'm not joking. Delicious starfish starburst supernova-ing my mind. Holy fuck.......hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.)
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#391723 - 01/18/09 02:55 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
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#391726 - 01/21/09 04:51 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
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Okay everyone. What was your highest bowling score? I once rolled a 206 way back in 1982.
265 when I was in league back in the 70s but my average was 165.
I doubt I could break 100 today.
I got 240something when I was on the bowling team in high school, a few weeks later I was kicked off the team because I pushed down a assistant football coach who made fun of me for being on the bowling team and for riding a skateboard.
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#391729 - 01/23/09 08:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#391730 - 01/24/09 03:19 AM
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Sluts and whores.......sluts and whores......
BI...glad to see ya dropped in sum pix....but where are the pix of the thread....whores w/ bowling balls?
usually bowl a 169...not quire near perfect....but its up on the screeen.... 
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#391731 - 01/24/09 11:57 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i have never bowled higher than a 125 or so, and that's WITH bumpers. 
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#391732 - 01/24/09 12:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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AS Brandon would know, we have 5 pin or "Canadian" bowling up here. I was in a bowling league when I was 11. It was humiliating on two levels:
1) I was a terrible bowler and everyone was better than me
2) My mom sewed my 'achievement' patches on my jacket, and my desire to not hurt her feelings meant I would wear said jacket to my bully-infested school.
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#391733 - 01/24/09 01:35 PM
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Registered: 10/02/08
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2) My mom sewed my 'achievement' patches on my jacket, and my desire to not hurt her feelings meant I would wear said jacket to my bully-infested school.
Nice. Reminds me of soccer camp when I was 12, that may as well have been called Fight Club. Then some do-gooder asshole tells me "cheer up - the strongest trees don't grow at ease. The stronger the breeze, the stronger the tree." He was right.
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