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#391673 - 01/16/09 08:56 PM The Guardian
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Today I had a very weird dream. I went to bed at around 11:00PM and woke up at 4:46AM and couldn't go to sleep afterwards because I had this very weird dream. I can't recall much of what happened but the part that I remember the most is that there was somedoor that was open and there was this black, plastic, glossy server-like thing built into the wall right next to the door. The door was opened, outside the door and part of the wall was veneered by metal welded panels and cruedly painted with black paint. From inside the door was made from dark wood and it was maybe 8-9 inches thick and was mounted on 2 heavy-duty angled hinges. By the part that I remembedred the most was that server-like thing with the green light. I have no idea what it was for but I named it The Guardian.

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#391674 - 01/16/09 09:12 PM Re: The Guardian
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you have watched the matrix too many times

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#391675 - 01/16/09 09:15 PM Re: The Guardian
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#391676 - 01/16/09 09:22 PM Re: The Guardian
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you have watched the matrix too many times



Nah, I only watched Matrix 1 when it came out and I also seen parts from Matrix 2 & 3. But the thing about this thing is that this door device was not there before in my dream and only was "installed" on the other day. I kinda feel shocked and little bit "insane" when I think about it and type about it. I had fucked-up dreams before but the memories of it blured away in 3 hours the most after I woke up. It is 20 hours after I woke up and I still remember the details of it like it just happened

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#391677 - 01/16/09 09:26 PM Re: The Guardian
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I have carefully analyzed this, and I believe that "The Guardian" is a highly developed network of neuron police struggling against the implementation of your enema designs in a non-physical alternate reality.

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#391678 - 01/16/09 09:35 PM Re: The Guardian
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I have carefully analyzed this, and I believe that "The Guardian" is a highly developed network of neuron police struggling against the implementation of your enema designs in a non-physical alternate reality.



No, I am being serious here, I really feel disturbed by this dream and thing. What boither's me the most is the purpose of that device. It was around 2 feet wide and 3 & 1/2 foot in height. It was built-in the wall that had the armored veneer on it and the device was protruding from out the wall by a little bit more than 1 inch but no more than 2. I have no idea what was inside the device other than it was very glossy like plastic or even high-reflective black glass, and that it had a green light, possibly an indicator. The door was opened and inside of it there was a hot girl and a jolly fat guy in tuxedo doing something like installing thing. He looked like he was from my work.

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#391679 - 01/16/09 09:37 PM Re: The Guardian
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I am on to something here, Alex. You will just have to work through this. I will send you my bill.

And what does the guy do at your work?

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#391680 - 01/16/09 09:45 PM Re: The Guardian
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I am on to something here, Alex. You will just have to work through this. I will send you my bill.

And what does the guy do at your work?



I don't know exactly, he is a sort of a businessman, does business-related stuff.

Maybe this device was somekind of a lock. Maybe the green light turns red after the door is closed or maybe it turns red when the door is closed AND locked? Maybe there is a timer in the thing? What if it activates the bomb from inside the door? What if it activates the bomb from outside the door? Maybe there is just a videocamera? What if it's everything above?

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#391681 - 01/16/09 09:49 PM Re: The Guardian
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This sounds strangely like the hotel safe that was a fraction of an inch too small for my laptop at the hotel in Vegas. My birthday, translated to four digits, also wouldn't stick as the password. No matter how many times I tried. You should see if this businessman prick is moonlighting as a cheap-hotel safe salesman and kick his ass for me. Thanks. I'm tearing up my bill.

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#391682 - 01/16/09 09:51 PM Re: The Guardian
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This sounds strangely like the hotel safe that was a fraction of an inch too small for my laptop at the hotel in Vegas. My birthday, translated to four digits, also wouldn't stick as the password. No matter how many times I tried. You should see if this businessman prick is moonlighting as a cheap-hotel safe salesman and kick his ass for me. Thanks. I'm tearing up my bill.



You are not being any helpful here. I am not kidding. I know that this sound fucked up but what else can I say? I am honest here.

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#391683 - 01/16/09 09:55 PM Re: The Guardian
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What if this device has something to do with keeping the hot girl behind the door?

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#391684 - 01/16/09 10:04 PM Re: The Guardian
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I am on to something here, Alex. You will just have to work through this. I will send you my bill.

And what does the guy do at your work?




Charlie you will give him the XPT discount right?

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#391685 - 01/16/09 10:09 PM Re: The Guardian
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Of course! 1.5 % off for ALL XPTers.

But read on BJ, I tore up my bill after solving the entire problem! Including my own. Quite a breakthrough if I say so myself...



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#391686 - 01/16/09 11:29 PM Re: The Guardian
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Of course! 1.5 % off for ALL XPTers.

But read on BJ, I tore up my bill after solving the entire problem! Including my own. Quite a breakthrough if I say so myself...







very nice!

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#391687 - 01/17/09 03:11 AM Re: The Guardian
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/






For me, the biggest disappointment in the otherwise superlative 'The Bourne Ultimatum' is when the asset in London only kills one Guardian journalist, rather than popping along to their offices and finishing the job off with a machine gun and a few hand grenades.

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