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#391451 - 01/20/09 10:56 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
charin Offline
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And a generic fanboy



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#391452 - 01/20/09 01:56 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Coke Stevenson

snip image

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




I don't think she has been here long enough. Her and several others should just be credited like so:

Douche Bag #1
Douche Bag #2
Douche Bag #3

etc....

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#391453 - 01/20/09 07:50 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Killer, just killer.

Quote:

gunker and elaborator




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#391454 - 01/20/09 08:37 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
Hyde Offline
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Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
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Random took it to the next level



So I'll bring it down a notch...

Burg and Holly



Tony



Fatty

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#391455 - 01/20/09 08:45 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
ZOMG on the Tony one. But you can't have Ben play Fatty.
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#391456 - 01/21/09 06:41 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Veritas


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#391457 - 01/21/09 07:32 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Jim B:







HA! Actually, it was starting to get more like this:






So I took a few days off. Does wonders for your perspective.


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#391458 - 01/21/09 08:54 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Registered: 03/28/04
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Quote:

Random took it to the next level



So I'll bring it down a notch...

Burg and Holly






gold.

Quote:


Fatty





I guess for obvious reason when i see fatman I go to william conrad...



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#391459 - 01/23/09 07:47 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
I wish I could see a picture of Willie without the hat. That's how I judge who looks like who and who should play who. He looks like my first boyfriend who is probably in prison now.




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#391460 - 01/23/09 07:59 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Darrah:


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#391461 - 01/23/09 08:00 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
She started this thread and she's waited all this time for someone to post who will play her role.

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#391462 - 01/23/09 08:30 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

She started this thread and she's waited all this time for someone to post who will play her role.



What are you talking about? I've contributed on each of the four pages here, I already said who I wanted to play me, and I had thought about Willie today and where the hell he is and wondered who should play him after wondering where he was.


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#391463 - 01/23/09 08:39 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Are you saying that you don't like my idea that you should be portrayed by Curtis Armstrong? He is a rather accomplished actor, you know.
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#391464 - 01/23/09 08:43 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Lou:





lol.. fucken rolling..
I am soo not fat though.

Btw jamesn pic is money..MONEY.
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#391465 - 01/23/09 08:55 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
It was either that or this:
Lou equals guy on right, with the entrails.



Strangling posters with his own guts...


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#391466 - 01/23/09 10:55 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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c.malloy gettin the scoop

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#391467 - 01/23/09 11:08 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
this is who i picture when i see a Dean Wormer post





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#391468 - 01/23/09 11:12 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
alex panzer

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#391469 - 01/23/09 11:13 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
steve why

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#391470 - 01/23/09 11:43 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
post industry crash monster.


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#391471 - 01/23/09 11:45 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
the real fatman

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#391472 - 01/24/09 12:02 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
ryan knox

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#391473 - 01/24/09 01:21 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

c.malloy gettin the scoop





HELLZ YEAHHHH!!!!
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#391474 - 01/24/09 10:00 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Registered: 07/11/08
Posts: 77
i sorta look like a cross between woody allen and woody harrelson. but i still haven't managed to find myself a compliant asian girl to be my lifelong servant. i'll keep looking though.

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#391475 - 01/24/09 11:37 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Quote:

i sorta look like a cross between woody allen and woody harrelson. but i still haven't managed to find myself a compliant asian girl to be my lifelong servant. i'll keep looking though.




Adopt. It worked for Woody Allen....
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#391476 - 01/24/09 12:23 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
One tile for the storyboard:

The buffet of whore persuasion (or as RearAdmiral would call it, "pocket change on casual Friday") as tentatively assembled by one of the characters. Just not sure who yet, or where they'd be going with this much power to make high heels go click-clack in any direction like a radio controlled car. Perhaps it's central to a windsock/burg buddy facet of the plot.

(zoom)

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#391477 - 01/24/09 01:57 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
RyanKnox Offline
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
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Don't mess with Leon Black!


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#391478 - 01/24/09 08:22 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
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Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
Quote:

Quote:

c.malloy gettin the scoop





HELLZ YEAHHHH!!!!




That's a startling resemblance ...

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#391479 - 01/24/09 08:33 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
Charlie Malloy Offline
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Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
Yes, the phone is EXACTLY like mine!

But seriously, it must be the Ban-Lon.

Get a load of that sexy lingerie ad at the bottom of the newspaper.

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#391480 - 01/25/09 09:24 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
Stevie Why Offline
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EVERYONE knows I'd be played by Budnick circa 1991...
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#391481 - 01/25/09 09:40 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
Uncle Joe Offline
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Quote:

alex panzer





I don't even look close to that.

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#391482 - 01/25/09 11:18 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

The following talent would be sought by any casting director going for realism:

Chris Burke - Corky from "Life Goes On"
Dom Deluise
Jeff Conaway
Geri Jewell - Blair's retarded cousin on "The Facts of Life"
Wayne Knight - Newman from "Seinfeld"
Andy Dick






i gave andy dick a lapdance once


ps this is my favorite xpt thread ever
love, pretty
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#391483 - 01/25/09 11:20 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
did you know that she was later the host of where in the world is carmen san diego? lol

Quote:

i want to be played by the sexy lipped cryptic DJ in "The Warriors"






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#391484 - 01/25/09 11:24 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
that pic made me so wet

Quote:

One tile for the storyboard:

The buffet of whore persuasion (or as RearAdmiral would call it, "pocket change on casual Friday") as tentatively assembled by one of the characters. Just not sure who yet, or where they'd be going with this much power to make high heels go click-clack in any direction like a radio controlled car. Perhaps it's central to a windsock/burg buddy facet of the plot.

(zoom)



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#391485 - 01/25/09 05:29 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Posts: 4726
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That is a beautiful picture depending on what type of pills are in the bag. The money is the sexiest part.

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#391486 - 01/25/09 06:38 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
right?
and the gun

love, pretty
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#391487 - 01/25/09 07:37 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
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Phallic symbol notwithstanding ?
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#391488 - 01/26/09 04:57 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Pretty, who would you want to play you? Right now the two redheads I can think of are actresses Alicia Witt and Molly Ringwald.


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#391489 - 01/26/09 05:35 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
cqd Offline
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I want Darrah to play my part in any XPT movie.
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#391490 - 01/26/09 05:51 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Why?


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#391491 - 01/26/09 05:57 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Because if you were playing me in a movie I could promise everyone big fun.
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#391492 - 01/26/09 06:03 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
John Floofin Offline
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A snuff flick, I trust?

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#391493 - 01/26/09 06:17 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Posts: 4795
With animal attacks and explosions, naturally.
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#391494 - 01/26/09 06:29 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Obviously my part would have to be played by a complete unknown.
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#391495 - 01/26/09 06:33 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
But TUP, I wanted you to be played by Joe Clark.







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#391496 - 01/27/09 03:25 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Quote:

But TUP, I wanted you to be played by Joe Clark.










Joe Who?
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#391497 - 01/27/09 05:03 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
ooooh i love alicia witt
i like this low budget shes in called "fun" where shes a psycho teen killer lol
i dunno
i was hoping someone would pick whod play me
whos that funny guy that keeps picking the funny actors for everyone?
i want him ot pick mine!

Quote:

Pretty, who would you want to play you? Right now the two redheads I can think of are actresses Alicia Witt and Molly Ringwald.




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#391498 - 01/27/09 05:04 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
lol conquistador
but daras a kitten, not a bunny



Quote:

I want Darrah to play my part in any XPT movie.


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#391499 - 01/27/09 05:06 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
the leon black
i want him to pick mine!
please?
hes funny
!


love, pretty
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#391500 - 01/27/09 09:56 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Pretty, you'd have to be played by Bernadette Peters.


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