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i sorta look like a cross between woody allen and woody harrelson. but i still haven't managed to find myself a compliant asian girl to be my lifelong servant. i'll keep looking though.



Adopt. It worked for Woody Allen....
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock