I have no idea what Charlie Malloy looks like or how old he is. But he likes to investigate and uncover who has died, went missing, or who faked a death. The other day I watched Zodiac and Mark Ruffalo is so fucking hot. So I pick Mark for Charlie.

I pick Neve Campbell for Gia Jordan.

I pick Vincent Gallo as the ghost of John Holmes. Val Kilmer was too pretty and not druggy thin like John. But can act like hell. Sharon and Dawn said it was scary watching Val because it was like watching John and how Val walked and talked. But Vincent is sexy in a scary weird way. So I pick Vincent.

I pick Ryan Phillippe for Brandon Iron.