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#391398 - 01/16/09 11:40 AM XPT: The Movie!
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Yay or nay on this future blockbuster? Let's start the casting! I want Raven Riley to play me.


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#391399 - 01/16/09 11:46 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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It would be pretty funny for JM to produce a porno movie based on XPT. Hilarious, in fact.

Who would play Simp/CAOH/Windsock?

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#391400 - 01/16/09 12:49 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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I think this idea would be funniest if it wasn't even a porn. Shoot it in docu 'Office" stlye and let each poster's personality/misgivings/meth ramblings shine through to the mainstream.
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#391401 - 01/16/09 01:00 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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The following talent would be sought by any casting director going for realism:

Chris Burke - Corky from "Life Goes On"
Dom Deluise
Jeff Conaway
Geri Jewell - Blair's retarded cousin on "The Facts of Life"
Wayne Knight - Newman from "Seinfeld"
Andy Dick

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#391402 - 01/16/09 02:11 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Who would play Simp/CAOH/Windsock?




Christopher Lloyd? "Why Marty, WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYY ?"

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#391403 - 01/16/09 09:16 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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a younger non scientology version of tom cruise..can play me...cause I like to jump off /on couches...fuck it...who else "famous" justs couches....who is a dude?

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#391404 - 01/19/09 01:01 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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They could get a retarded person to play Redgoat....!

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#391407 - 01/19/09 03:00 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Crispin Glover would make a perfect simp/windsock
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#391408 - 01/19/09 03:44 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Somehow I imagine Harry Dean Stanton would be perfect as Bornyo.
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#391409 - 01/19/09 03:50 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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He could probably do a better Bornyo than I could.


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#391410 - 01/19/09 04:30 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Hewl Houser (however you spell his name) should play Windsock.
Kelly Ripa should play Gigi
Alphonso Ribera is Tritone
Kira Knightly should be ChilledStoli
Shia LeBouf should be RNathan
Michael Rapaport should be Willie D.

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#391411 - 01/19/09 04:31 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Quote:

Quote:

Who would play Simp/CAOH/Windsock?




Christopher Lloyd? "Why Marty, WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYY ?"




I take mine back. Christopher Lloyd would be a PERFECT Windsock.
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#391412 - 01/19/09 05:33 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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i'll play myself and ass rape the living shit out of you.

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#391413 - 01/19/09 05:54 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Wilford Brimley for Jim B.




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#391414 - 01/19/09 06:08 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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#391415 - 01/19/09 06:16 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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#391416 - 01/19/09 06:50 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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A younger Michael Douglas for Jeff. Charlie Sheen as Tony.


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#391417 - 01/19/09 07:09 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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People say I look just like matinee idol Errol Flynn. Also like Flynn, I'm known for having a huge cock and taking it out at parties to play piano with it.
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#391418 - 01/19/09 07:11 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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i want to be played by the sexy lipped cryptic DJ in "The Warriors"



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#391419 - 01/19/09 07:14 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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#391420 - 01/19/09 08:49 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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I was thinking Graham Greene for Monstar (Wes Studi second choice)

Take about 40 years off of Peter Falk and he would be perfect for Jim B.
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#391421 - 01/19/09 08:57 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Jim B.


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#391422 - 01/19/09 08:59 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Jim B:



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#391423 - 01/19/09 09:02 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Bornyo:



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#391424 - 01/19/09 09:05 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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#391425 - 01/19/09 09:06 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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#391426 - 01/19/09 09:12 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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I have no idea what Charlie Malloy looks like or how old he is. But he likes to investigate and uncover who has died, went missing, or who faked a death. The other day I watched Zodiac and Mark Ruffalo is so fucking hot. So I pick Mark for Charlie.

I pick Neve Campbell for Gia Jordan.

I pick Vincent Gallo as the ghost of John Holmes. Val Kilmer was too pretty and not druggy thin like John. But can act like hell. Sharon and Dawn said it was scary watching Val because it was like watching John and how Val walked and talked. But Vincent is sexy in a scary weird way. So I pick Vincent.

I pick Ryan Phillippe for Brandon Iron.



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#391427 - 01/19/09 09:13 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Brandon Iron:



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#391428 - 01/19/09 09:19 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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#391429 - 01/19/09 09:21 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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#391430 - 01/19/09 09:21 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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This thread got really good all of a sudden.

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#391431 - 01/19/09 09:24 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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#391432 - 01/19/09 09:28 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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#391433 - 01/19/09 09:36 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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#391434 - 01/19/09 09:44 PM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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#391435 - 01/20/09 12:42 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Quote:

Tatty:







FUCKING A.
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#391436 - 01/20/09 03:59 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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I was thinking Graham Greene for Monstar (Wes Studi second choice)





damn, them some old cats!



but i think LDP (sans hair) works...
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#391437 - 01/20/09 04:57 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Charlie Sheen as Tony.





no way, malice HAS to be played by freddie prinze, jr.





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#391438 - 01/20/09 05:36 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Monstar,

If the WHITE ChristianXXX stopped packing fudge and decided to go mainstream - he could play you. I love you semi-Indian people who identify themselves as Indians. What about the other 75% of you that's not fucking Indian. Why single out that one part of your family tree to define yourself? So you can say shit like "the white man has mistreated us! I wish we could go back to the teepee lifestyle".
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#391439 - 01/20/09 07:26 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Lou Diamond Phillips is Filipino.

As for your semi-rant, what can I say, I love thanksgiving day food. Yesterday me and my Caucasian girlfriend had turkey, stuffing an mashed potatoes for dinner. true story.

either way I don't really identify with anyone. but if it makes you feel any better I bitch about immigrant rights or the price of cannolis.

bada-boom, senor.
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#391440 - 01/20/09 07:34 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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jamesn:






Fucking spot on.
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#391441 - 01/20/09 07:37 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Crispin Glover would make a perfect simp/windsock




I gotta agree with you on this one, mostly because both are batshit insane.



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#391442 - 01/20/09 07:50 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Quote:

Quote:

Charlie Sheen as Tony.





no way, malice HAS to be played by freddie prinze, jr.







Damn, that is a good call. I was thinking of hair and Charlie Sheen came to mind for some reason.


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#391443 - 01/20/09 08:40 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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but i think LDP (sans hair) works...




This is a good one, sir! Looks plausible enough without any make-up or wig.
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#391444 - 01/20/09 08:49 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Lou:


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#391445 - 01/20/09 09:29 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Guapo





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#391447 - 01/20/09 10:41 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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gunker and elaborator


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#391448 - 01/20/09 10:46 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Gigi



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#391449 - 01/20/09 10:47 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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FUCKING A
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#391450 - 01/20/09 10:51 AM Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Coke Stevenson



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