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#391399 - 01/16/09 11:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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It would be pretty funny for JM to produce a porno movie based on XPT. Hilarious, in fact.
Who would play Simp/CAOH/Windsock?
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#391400 - 01/16/09 12:49 PM
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I think this idea would be funniest if it wasn't even a porn. Shoot it in docu 'Office" stlye and let each poster's personality/misgivings/meth ramblings shine through to the mainstream.
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#391401 - 01/16/09 01:00 PM
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The following talent would be sought by any casting director going for realism:
Chris Burke - Corky from "Life Goes On"
Dom Deluise
Jeff Conaway
Geri Jewell - Blair's retarded cousin on "The Facts of Life"
Wayne Knight - Newman from "Seinfeld"
Andy Dick
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#391402 - 01/16/09 02:11 PM
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Who would play Simp/CAOH/Windsock?
Christopher Lloyd? "Why Marty, WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYY ?"
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#391403 - 01/16/09 09:16 PM
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a younger non scientology version of tom cruise..can play me...cause I like to jump off /on couches...fuck it...who else "famous" justs couches....who is a dude? 
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#391407 - 01/19/09 03:00 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
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Crispin Glover would make a perfect simp/windsock
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#391408 - 01/19/09 03:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Somehow I imagine Harry Dean Stanton would be perfect as Bornyo.
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#391410 - 01/19/09 04:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Hewl Houser (however you spell his name) should play Windsock.
Kelly Ripa should play Gigi
Alphonso Ribera is Tritone
Kira Knightly should be ChilledStoli
Shia LeBouf should be RNathan
Michael Rapaport should be Willie D.
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#391412 - 01/19/09 05:33 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 529
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i'll play myself and ass rape the living shit out of you.
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#391420 - 01/19/09 08:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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I was thinking Graham Greene for Monstar (Wes Studi second choice)
Take about 40 years off of Peter Falk and he would be perfect for Jim B.
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#391430 - 01/19/09 09:21 PM
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This thread got really good all of a sudden.
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#391436 - 01/20/09 03:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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I was thinking Graham Greene for Monstar (Wes Studi second choice)
damn, them some old cats!
 
but i think LDP (sans hair) works... 
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#391438 - 01/20/09 05:36 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Monstar,
If the WHITE ChristianXXX stopped packing fudge and decided to go mainstream - he could play you. I love you semi-Indian people who identify themselves as Indians. What about the other 75% of you that's not fucking Indian. Why single out that one part of your family tree to define yourself? So you can say shit like "the white man has mistreated us! I wish we could go back to the teepee lifestyle".
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#391439 - 01/20/09 07:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Lou Diamond Phillips is Filipino. As for your semi-rant, what can I say, I love thanksgiving day food. Yesterday me and my Caucasian girlfriend had turkey, stuffing an mashed potatoes for dinner. true story. either way I don't really identify with anyone. but if it makes you feel any better I bitch about immigrant rights or the price of cannolis. bada-boom, senor.
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#391442 - 01/20/09 07:50 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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Charlie Sheen as Tony.
no way, malice HAS to be played by freddie prinze, jr.
Damn, that is a good call. I was thinking of hair and Charlie Sheen came to mind for some reason.
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#391447 - 01/20/09 10:41 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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gunker and elaborator
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#391452 - 01/20/09 01:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Coke Stevenson
snip image
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
I don't think she has been here long enough. Her and several others should just be credited like so:
Douche Bag #1
Douche Bag #2
Douche Bag #3
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#391454 - 01/20/09 08:37 PM
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Random took it to the next level  So I'll bring it down a notch... Burg and Holly  Tony  Fatty 
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#391455 - 01/20/09 08:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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ZOMG on the Tony one. But you can't have Ben play Fatty.
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#391457 - 01/21/09 07:32 AM
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Anonymous
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Quote:
Jim B:
HA! Actually, it was starting to get more like this:
So I took a few days off. Does wonders for your perspective.
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#391458 - 01/21/09 08:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Random took it to the next level
So I'll bring it down a notch...
Burg and Holly
gold.
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Fatty
I guess for obvious reason when i see fatman I go to william conrad...
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#391461 - 01/23/09 08:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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She started this thread and she's waited all this time for someone to post who will play her role.
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#391462 - 01/23/09 08:30 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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She started this thread and she's waited all this time for someone to post who will play her role.
What are you talking about? I've contributed on each of the four pages here, I already said who I wanted to play me, and I had thought about Willie today and where the hell he is and wondered who should play him after wondering where he was.
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#391463 - 01/23/09 08:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Are you saying that you don't like my idea that you should be portrayed by Curtis Armstrong? He is a rather accomplished actor, you know.
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#391465 - 01/23/09 08:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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It was either that or this:
Lou equals guy on right, with the entrails.
Strangling posters with his own guts...
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#391474 - 01/24/09 10:00 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/11/08
Posts: 77
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i sorta look like a cross between woody allen and woody harrelson. but i still haven't managed to find myself a compliant asian girl to be my lifelong servant. i'll keep looking though.
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#391476 - 01/24/09 12:23 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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One tile for the storyboard:
The buffet of whore persuasion (or as RearAdmiral would call it, "pocket change on casual Friday") as tentatively assembled by one of the characters. Just not sure who yet, or where they'd be going with this much power to make high heels go click-clack in any direction like a radio controlled car. Perhaps it's central to a windsock/burg buddy facet of the plot.
(zoom)
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#391478 - 01/24/09 08:22 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
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c.malloy gettin the scoop
HELLZ YEAHHHH!!!!
That's a startling resemblance ...
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#391481 - 01/25/09 09:40 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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alex panzer
I don't even look close to that.
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#391486 - 01/25/09 06:38 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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right? and the gun  love, pretty
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#391489 - 01/26/09 05:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I want Darrah to play my part in any XPT movie.
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#391491 - 01/26/09 05:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Because if you were playing me in a movie I could promise everyone big fun.
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#391493 - 01/26/09 06:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
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With animal attacks and explosions, naturally.
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#391494 - 01/26/09 06:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Obviously my part would have to be played by a complete unknown.
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#391497 - 01/27/09 05:03 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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ooooh i love alicia witt i like this low budget shes in called "fun" where shes a psycho teen killer lol i dunno i was hoping someone would pick whod play me whos that funny guy that keeps picking the funny actors for everyone? i want him ot pick mine! Quote:
Pretty, who would you want to play you? Right now the two redheads I can think of are actresses Alicia Witt and Molly Ringwald.
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#391498 - 01/27/09 05:04 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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lol conquistador but daras a kitten, not a bunny Quote:
I want Darrah to play my part in any XPT movie.
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#391499 - 01/27/09 05:06 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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the leon black i want him to pick mine! please? hes funny ! love, pretty
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#391502 - 01/27/09 03:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Conq. wants to be played by Darrah because...
In all movies the stupid whore always dies first.
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#391506 - 01/27/09 06:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Gypsy should be Bernadette Peters but as a brunette.
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#391507 - 01/27/09 07:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I've not talked to either of them on the phone but I always hear Bernadette Peters voice when I read Pretty's posts. I hear Rosie O'Donnel when I read Gypsy's.
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#391508 - 01/27/09 09:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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You must think a lot of yourself, since Benicio is the master.
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#391509 - 01/28/09 02:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I've not talked to either of them on the phone but I always hear Bernadette Peters voice when I read Pretty's posts. I hear Rosie O'Donnel when I read Gypsy's.
Interesting 
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#391512 - 01/28/09 05:07 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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burgs talked to me on the phone i DO sound like bernadette peters! how could you know that????!!!! that is freaky bornyo! also, i totally always thought youd look like harry dean stanton! lol Quote:
I've not talked to either of them on the phone but I always hear Bernadette Peters voice when I read Pretty's posts. I hear Rosie O'Donnel when I read Gypsy's.
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#391513 - 01/28/09 05:10 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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id like to add that that is not aninsult ask anyone i knowivehad a harry dean stanton crush for years- since the twin peaks movie Quote:
burgs talked to me on the phone
i DO sound like bernadette peters! how could you know that????!!!!
that is freaky bornyo!
also, i totally always thought youd look like harry dean stanton! lol
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I've not talked to either of them on the phone but I always hear Bernadette Peters voice when I read Pretty's posts. I hear Rosie O'Donnel when I read Gypsy's.
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#391514 - 01/28/09 07:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
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id like to add that that is not aninsult
ask anyone i knowivehad a harry dean stanton crush for years- since the twin peaks movie
It's not a problem, Pretty. The dude is high-mileage and looks it. There's something honest about that.
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#391515 - 01/28/09 08:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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We need to bring  (Ed Wood) back from the dead to direct ! He'd get a shot at topping Plan 9 from Outer Space !
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#391516 - 01/28/09 09:36 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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harry dean stantons hot because hes old and craggy looking lol
an dhis voice
id like to hear him bark orders at me
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#391517 - 01/28/09 02:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Fantasize you're Emilio ! click
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#391520 - 06/01/09 09:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
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 Smelly Monkey  Tony Malice  Jeff Steward  Gia  Tritone  Cameron Keys  Sammura  Mark_J  Freestylah  Bishop  Fiend?  Gypsy  Bornyo?  Mr. 2cit?  B. Iron  Lou?  Gigi   Panzer  Pretty  Dirty  Burg   UnknownPervert  Ceara Lynch  backdoorman Watch out he's gonna grab your boobies!  tattypatty  elaborator  Haiku Knox  Fatman  Marley & BF   Conquistador?  Steve Why? Sorry for the long post... Some were too perfect to change...
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#391521 - 06/01/09 09:18 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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but im blonde now?
you saw the pic silly
is there a actor for dirty?
lol
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#391523 - 06/01/09 09:29 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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OMG yesssssss... This is great. lol @ Markj, Pretty and Dirty, TUP, tattypatty, and Smelly Monkey 
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#391524 - 06/01/09 10:20 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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Conq looks like Hyde from "That 70s Show"
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#391525 - 06/01/09 11:12 AM
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#391527 - 06/01/09 11:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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 You doooo know, you're old enough to be my daddy...
EDIT: Here are some I forgot...
L*G
COKE STEVENSON
Eric
Gigi (I change my mind, Martha can be a cunt, unlike Gigi. <3)
Crocodile (Yes, I've seen him)
Zenman and the hoes....
last and least....
Diarreah Fjord
Edited by electrostatic (06/01/09 12:58 PM)
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#391529 - 06/01/09 03:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Ha there is a Feldman-esque quality to some of your pics. But your "hyde" pic is more akin to Che Guevarra if he was really really baked...
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#391536 - 06/03/09 03:06 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
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poor monkey you sent me a picture of what you look like,so i understand why you talk shit all the time. because in the real world you are a loser..lol
IF ANYONE WANTS TO SEE WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE HIT ME UP ON PM
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#391539 - 06/03/09 08:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I'm a little disappointed with my pic. But only a little.
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#391540 - 06/04/09 06:39 PM
Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Good casting!! I like the guy you got for me. Pretty good fit. Just dye the hair brown ... and don't forget the aluminum foil hat!!
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Amo i Gemelli!! 
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#391542 - 07/09/10 11:00 AM
Re: XPT: The Movie!
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Yay or nay on this future blockbuster?  Let's start the casting! I want Raven Riley to play me. 
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