An AA group decided to volunteer to paint the church basement where they met. They were to paint white, where the walls had been blue. Being a bit "thrifty" the drunks got about half the paint they needed, and cut it with paint thinner. It looked good when they put it on, but as it started to dry, the blue began to show through in an ugly way.

As the drunks watched this, they began to wonder how to fix it. One said out loud, "What should we do?" A booming voice came from the pastor's office, "Re-paint, and thin no more!"

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy