Sir, I own 3 Sham Wows.
Besides, tiny little pinprick assholes like the one on Paulina just leave tiny little dollops of sweet perfume that I can roll around in afterwards.

All the loads are swallowed so there is no mess. There are a few stray snail trails here and there but they are just another kind of white line to snort when the mood hits me.

I am Grandmaster Gash.

Ticket to ride, white line highway
Tell all your friends, they can go my way
Pay your toll, sell your soul
Pound for pound costs more than gold
The longer you stay, the more you pay
My white lines go a long way
Either up your nose or through your vein
With nothin to gain except killin’ your brain

(Freeze! Rock! Freeze! Rock! Freeze! Rock! Freeze! Rock!)
(Blow!)

(Ahhh) Higher, baby
(Ahhh) Get higher, baby!
(Ahhh) Get higher, baby!
And don't ever come down! (Freebase!)



THE LONGER THEY STAY, THE MORE YOU PAY. Can you dig it? CAN YOU DIG IT????