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Also, wtf with that couch/chair? Man that's just hideous.



I know! I mean, I've had like so many girls come to suck me off and when they saw the love seat....at it is a love seat, sir.....they just leave. Oh my! It's like....well, to be honest....it's....it's zero.

Go watch some home decorating show and do some macrame knitting in your newly-built closet. "Oooohh!!! Prada shoes....heaven!!"



I'm no Gia Jordan but I wash my hands after I piss (though I'm of the opinion one should wash before and sometimes I do). I wouldn't come close to that "loveseat". I could not care less about the decor it's the pathogens in that image that creep me out.