Quote: Also, wtf with that couch/chair? Man that's just hideous.
I know! I mean, I've had like so many girls come to suck me off and when they saw the love seat....at it is a love seat, sir.....they just leave. Oh my! It's like....well, to be honest....it's....it's zero.
Go watch some home decorating show and do some macrame knitting in your newly-built closet. "Oooohh!!! Prada shoes....heaven!!"