That's what normal girls look like, man. They are the jeans-wearing sluts at the local mall thinking they are bad asses because they made out with, like, 53 boys by high school. They take that leap, man, and that's what the fantasy is.....hot teen....lost look in her eyes....unwittingly wanting to come up to an older guy and ask to suck his dick.....has perverted dreams, many involving sex with strangers.....getting aroused at the thought of being degraded........taking a sick pleasure in masturbating to taboo sex acts.

Painted ladies who have become good prospectors in the gold digging game, bleccckkk!!....no thanks. Gimme shiny-foreheaded freckled cocksuckers, braces or not. Gimme "I have no porn outfits yet. This is my first time. I...I hope that's not going to be a p-p-problem.

NO, SWEETHEART......no problem at all. Now let's get you on your knees....height check......it's standard. Rule 2257. Great. Now everything appears to be in order here. Hmmmm, I wonder if I could reach your mouth. Here.....let's find out........yeah, thank you, Princess. Thank you. Hey! Since you've started already, why don't I take some pics.....you look great.....yeah.....now the balls.......good girl.

VERSUS:

Look! I've got to get to my next shoot before my private before my KSEX radio appearance to promote my new CD that's droppin' on the same day I'll be dropping to my knees to blow some guy named Ron Germy or something. I hope he's the hairy-chested hunk I saw on the internet. He was fucking some girl named Traci Lords. That bitch was hot. I mean she had this retro 80's thing going on right down to the leg warmers! What a babyface. She looks, like 16 or 17. Hurry up! Tonight is Prima Donna Night at the Spearmint Rhino. Hey, I've lost my Vicodin. Do you have any? Fuck, man, I keep blowing as much money as I earn so I have to stay busy doing things I don't really, truly enjoy just to pay my bills. I have self-programmed myself to deliver phony moans and groans once I get within one foot of your crotch. I now consider myself an erotic actress. You see, I am 19 and a half now and I am so much wiser than you knuckle-draggers. I want to own my own studio in the next 7 months or so, give or take a week. By next summer, I should be moving in to my own office next to that Larry Flynt dude. Man, I want a gold armchair, too! Only mine will be a 4X4....YEAH!!! "Armchair" is so mean.....I mean, why do people have to point out that it's powered by arms.....DUHH!!! They can't use their legs.....hello!! They're called krinkled people, you idiot. I bet all krinkled people are sad because they are not as hot as me. Whooooaah!! I can't imagine anything worse than.....than that! By the way, do you have any Vicodin? I have grown so used to playing a hooker that it is now just the other side of my split personality. But don't worry! I'm sure that people will never get tired of me. I am -- truly am -- a legend. My lucite trophies are monuments to the integrity of my skills. When I win one next year, I'm gonna fake like it's a cock and pretend to suck it!! Yeah!! I bet no one has thought of doing that!!!! Hey, do you have any Vicodin? Man, I am so glad Mr. Obama got elected our King.....cool, man. He used to be a Senator, you know. I prefer the Kings myself. He should have played hockey in the US instead of Canadia. I hope next election they'll keep the polls open "stripper's hours," I sleep all day, dude. I didn't vote. I'm not 25 yet. My doctor says my anti-depressants are fucking with my anti-anxiety pills. I don't even take my ADD meds anymore. They give me diarrhea when I take my diet pills. Gotta keep doing lots of anal scenes so it can be me thanking my Mom next January. God I hope our Mother-Daughter Gang Bang is out in time for nominations. Those ATMs were't easy! I love the taste of home cooking but I...I...forget it. I can't believe Prime Ministry Obama starred in that Hustler video, though. I mean, what was he thinking? He better hope no one notices and sends it to Michelle. Oh no he didden!!!! Where the fuck is my driver??? If I didn't have 3 DUIs, man, I'd fire his ass. He did hook me up with some Vicodin last week, though. I heard he's starting his own agency so I better be nice. Shit! I'm 10 minutes late for my anal scene! I guess chilli was a bad choice for lunch today. Hey! Do you have any stool hardeners to go with that Vicodin? Forget it! Found one...oh...that's a birth control pill. Didn't I....? I thought I did. (Stomach gurgles.) Fuck! I'll just teke an M&M when I get there.