Buck up there little man, one day soon you'll need not worry about a clogged shower drain.
I'm fine with my thinning hair. It has never earned me much of a living. My cock, on the other hand (and yes, I have a cock that takes 2 hands to handle) has been paying Rogaine-sized royalties longer than your tired 3 jokes. Height, hair, STDs......height, hair, STDs.....height, hair, STDs.
I would love to continue this scintillating discussion, friend, but I am going to attend tonight's www.footnight.com event. You stink worse than the rejects of tonight's fetish party. Please don't try to come. You will be the only boob at a foot party. Your 11th toe-like personality will rub others the wrong way much like a bunion inside a pair of ill-fitting Ferregamos.
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