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We know you're a fan of your peen,
-- As a matter of fact, I am! It has served me well for years. It's an excellent sidekick and has given me endless hours of enjoyment with many women. Yes, it has let me down from time to time but it always comes back to life...always.

for Gods sake every one of the whores you've ever worked with knows it.
-- If a woman appreciates my meat, I am happy for her. They could do worse. Not much worse, but still...

Now back to the lights and the tiny little make-up chair you sit in to get it ready for it's "big" moment.
-- I rarely use a makeup artist. In fact, I have never used one for the girls at www.loadmymouth.com. I'm sure it shows, too, but I likes my girls natural.

Tell me, in that fucked up melon you call a brain, does your peen actually shout out "it's time for my close-up Mr. Irons"?
-- It deserves all the credit. Without it, I would be a mere mortal. Tell me how it feels? You know, to be ordinary in any and all respects. Once I find my real aptitude, I'm going to grow up and work an honest job but until then, I'm doing fine.

Well, it was super terrific catching up with you. I have to go look at the pics from today's shoot for www.covermyface.com. Adios, munchachos.

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