Zing! Man, that hurt! I mean....your words, they sting! The pain caused by reading your typewritten truth serum has made me realize I.....I....I am so much better off than you. I am the creator of a dvd series that taps into the zeitgeist (Sasha gave me that one) of 40+ year old men around the world. We go to the malls. We wear sunglasses so we can stare at bare midriffs. We crave young women with smooth skin, hairless assholes, boobs that sag less than ours, and no stretch marks. They dress fasionably, speak in teenspeak using phrases such as "Like, uhmmmm....", and think that earning $200 in 15 minutes is "super terrific!"

Enjoy your day, sir. I hope it is super terrific.