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#390827 - 01/14/09 11:20 PM
She Is Half My Age #7
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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Just sharing the cover for She Is Half My Age #7, coming out next month through JM Productions. Enjoy.
Front:
Back:
Scene Breakdown:
1. Nicole Ray POV BG scene with Brandon Iron. Facial Cumshot. Spoonfed.
2. Chastity Lynn POV BG scene with Bradon Iron. Cumshot on ass. Spoonfed.
3. Mary Jane POV BJ with Brandon Iron. Facial cumshot. Spoonfed.
4. Jenny POV BG with Brandon Iron. Facial cumshot.
5. Aza Haze POV BG with Brandon Iron. Facial. Spoonfed.
6. Mary Jane POV BG with Brandon Iron. Facial. Spoonfed.
7. Isis Taylor POV BJ/footjob with Brandon Iron. Facial. Spoonfed.
8. Nicole Ray POV BJ with Brandon Iron. Facial. Spoonfed.
9. Mary Jane POV BJ with Brandon Iron. Facial. Spoonfed.
10. Jenny POV BJ with Brandon Iron. Facial.
11. Haley POV BG with Brandon Iron. Facial.
DVD Extras:
Dakoda Brookes 5 facial blowbang from www.covermyface.com
Photo Gallery
Website Previews
Director's Biography
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#390828 - 01/14/09 11:22 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 12/25/08
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Loc: Sydney Australia
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#390830 - 01/14/09 11:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Brandon: Did you go to Vegas for the AEE?
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#390831 - 01/15/09 12:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Did Nicole Ray spin poi in your living room, Brandon?
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#390832 - 01/15/09 12:19 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Brandon: Did you go to Vegas for the AEE?
I did go to Vegas but I only went to the AVN awards. Didn't check out AEE. Instead, I did some cool Vegas stuff: went up the Stratosphere and did Big Shot and Xscream; saw Le Reve, Blue Man Group, and The Beatles' Love; shot a first-timer for www.covermyface.com -- she fucked 10 guys in total and got a messy, messy facebath; tried the buffet at Treasure Island; did go karting at Pole Position Raceway....fun!; walked around the newly-opened Encore and drank in a lounge there; toured M&M World; and ate a steak and lobster dinner for $6.99. It was one of the best times in Veags I've ever had.
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#390833 - 01/15/09 12:22 AM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Did Nicole Ray spin poi in your living room, Brandon?
No....never even heard of this until I looked it up on wikipedia. That's cool if she does it. I like her a lot. Great girl.
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#390834 - 01/15/09 02:59 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
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Did Nicole Ray spin poi in your living room, Brandon?
Huh...is she a Kiwi?
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#390837 - 01/15/09 03:18 PM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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It was one of the best times in Veags I've ever had.
A new relationship does tend to have that top-of-the-world effect. Was it her first time in Vegas? If so I bet it was like the first time a kid sees a christmas tree. Re-living an experience through another person's eyes makes it like new again. Just take it slow and don't get your heart broken. Who knows, you may just turn a corner.
Props, BI - if her personality is as nice as her looks, you're a lucky man.
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#390839 - 01/16/09 05:48 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
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Cover girl is really cute, like the little bit of buck teeth going on....and the tits are splendid. 
Tits? What tits?? Those tiny little nubs???
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#390840 - 01/16/09 08:28 AM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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#390841 - 01/16/09 12:30 PM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
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Jeff... No..not from Brazil..I'm even a customer, but my idea of small tits is a "C" cup.
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#390843 - 01/16/09 07:33 PM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 698
Loc: CA
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The cover looks great Brandon. Now if only you would send it over to the printer. 
That was fuckin' funny!
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#390845 - 01/18/09 05:41 AM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Come on, Mr. Irons. I know you as a poster who can take a joke.
Side note:
For the next volume of 'She's half my age', I suggest you do a scene with Monster/Alexander Raymond and Angelina Armani.
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#390848 - 01/18/09 06:08 PM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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#390849 - 01/18/09 07:07 PM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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ADT regular
Registered: 01/18/09
Posts: 4
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Brandon: Did you go to Vegas for the AEE?
I did go to Vegas but I only went to the AVN awards. Didn't check out AEE. Instead, I did some cool Vegas stuff: went up the Stratosphere and did Big Shot and Xscream; saw Le Reve, Blue Man Group, and The Beatles' Love; shot a first-timer for www.covermyface.com -- she fucked 10 guys in total and got a messy, messy facebath; tried the buffet at Treasure Island; did go karting at Pole Position Raceway....fun!; walked around the newly-opened Encore and drank in a lounge there; toured M&M World; and ate a steak and lobster dinner for $6.99. It was one of the best times in Veags I've ever had.
Brandon, who was the girl you shot for this 10 guy blow/gang bang? Just wondering who we could look forward to seeing.
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#390852 - 01/18/09 07:39 PM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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The girl had probably done a few scenes before and was lying.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#390854 - 01/18/09 08:26 PM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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That spent roast beef and those Where the Wild Things Are eyebrows are indicators of lifetime street walker, definitely.
She has a pretty face but needs an appt with my wax lady.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#390856 - 01/19/09 04:33 AM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
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You shot a girl's first time in porn with ten men? Is this something she suggested or you?
Why does that concern you?
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#390858 - 01/19/09 03:55 PM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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You shot a girl's first time in porn with ten men? Is this something she suggested or you?
Why does that concern you?
It doesn't concern me. It just sounds rather heinous if Brandon gave the idea to a girl who has never done that kind of thing before. But he said she does have experience as a sex worker but that doesn't mean she's been with ten men at the same time before. But he said she requested more.
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#390860 - 01/19/09 06:31 PM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
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Attachments
379319-faintingcouch.jpg (8 downloads)
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#390866 - 01/21/09 11:27 PM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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#390867 - 01/22/09 05:45 AM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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What's wrong with her face?
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#390868 - 01/22/09 06:00 AM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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#390869 - 01/22/09 06:29 AM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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You should know, you take enough pictures of it.
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#390870 - 01/22/09 08:36 AM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
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#390871 - 01/22/09 08:46 AM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Jeez, the crap that passes for porn when you give an ignorant mope a camera and call him a director. Isn't that right mopus photo-erectus?
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#390875 - 01/22/09 11:16 AM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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We know you're a fan of your peen, for Gods sake every one of the whores you've ever worked with knows it. Now back to the lights and the tiny little make-up chair you sit in to get it ready for it's "big" moment. Tell me, in that fucked up melon you call a brain, does your peen actually shout out "it's time for my close-up Mr. Irons"?
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#390876 - 01/22/09 03:04 PM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Mr. Irons wrote: Quote:
... I am the creator of a dvd series that taps into the zeitgeist (Sasha gave me that one) of 40+ year old men around the world. We go to the malls. We wear sunglasses so we can stare at bare midriffs.
Why do you need sunglasses to stare at bare midriffs? Must be 40+ thing, because I see everything bright and clear without shades.
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The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#390878 - 01/22/09 04:52 PM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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We know you're a fan of your peen,
-- As a matter of fact, I am! It has served me well for years. It's an excellent sidekick and has given me endless hours of enjoyment with many women. Yes, it has let me down from time to time but it always comes back to life...always.
for Gods sake every one of the whores you've ever worked with knows it.
-- If a woman appreciates my meat, I am happy for her. They could do worse. Not much worse, but still...
Now back to the lights and the tiny little make-up chair you sit in to get it ready for it's "big" moment.
-- I rarely use a makeup artist. In fact, I have never used one for the girls at www.loadmymouth.com. I'm sure it shows, too, but I likes my girls natural.
Tell me, in that fucked up melon you call a brain, does your peen actually shout out "it's time for my close-up Mr. Irons"?
-- It deserves all the credit. Without it, I would be a mere mortal. Tell me how it feels? You know, to be ordinary in any and all respects. Once I find my real aptitude, I'm going to grow up and work an honest job but until then, I'm doing fine.
Well, it was super terrific catching up with you. I have to go look at the pics from today's shoot for www.covermyface.com. Adios, munchachos.
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#390879 - 01/22/09 07:14 PM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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ordinary = herpes free
Buck up there little man, one day soon you'll need not worry about a clogged shower drain.
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#390882 - 01/22/09 08:12 PM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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ordinary = herpes free
Buck up there little man, one day soon you'll need not worry about a clogged shower drain.
I'm fine with my thinning hair. It has never earned me much of a living. My cock, on the other hand (and yes, I have a cock that takes 2 hands to handle) has been paying Rogaine-sized royalties longer than your tired 3 jokes. Height, hair, STDs......height, hair, STDs.....height, hair, STDs.
I would love to continue this scintillating discussion, friend, but I am going to attend tonight's www.footnight.com event. You stink worse than the rejects of tonight's fetish party. Please don't try to come. You will be the only boob at a foot party. Your 11th toe-like personality will rub others the wrong way much like a bunion inside a pair of ill-fitting Ferregamos.
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#390883 - 01/22/09 08:35 PM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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STD's? We're way past STD's. Your infection level has reached such a concentration, you no longer shoot sperm, you shoot fully formed micro tumors. So Dick 'O' Cancer enjoy your toe jam party. I hope you get athletes mouth.
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#390885 - 01/23/09 07:52 PM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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That's what normal girls look like, man. They are the jeans-wearing sluts at the local mall thinking they are bad asses because they made out with, like, 53 boys by high school. They take that leap, man, and that's what the fantasy is.....hot teen....lost look in her eyes....unwittingly wanting to come up to an older guy and ask to suck his dick.....has perverted dreams, many involving sex with strangers.....getting aroused at the thought of being degraded........taking a sick pleasure in masturbating to taboo sex acts.
Painted ladies who have become good prospectors in the gold digging game, bleccckkk!!....no thanks. Gimme shiny-foreheaded freckled cocksuckers, braces or not. Gimme "I have no porn outfits yet. This is my first time. I...I hope that's not going to be a p-p-problem.
NO, SWEETHEART......no problem at all. Now let's get you on your knees....height check......it's standard. Rule 2257. Great. Now everything appears to be in order here. Hmmmm, I wonder if I could reach your mouth. Here.....let's find out........yeah, thank you, Princess. Thank you. Hey! Since you've started already, why don't I take some pics.....you look great.....yeah.....now the balls.......good girl.
VERSUS:
Look! I've got to get to my next shoot before my private before my KSEX radio appearance to promote my new CD that's droppin' on the same day I'll be dropping to my knees to blow some guy named Ron Germy or something. I hope he's the hairy-chested hunk I saw on the internet. He was fucking some girl named Traci Lords. That bitch was hot. I mean she had this retro 80's thing going on right down to the leg warmers! What a babyface. She looks, like 16 or 17. Hurry up! Tonight is Prima Donna Night at the Spearmint Rhino. Hey, I've lost my Vicodin. Do you have any? Fuck, man, I keep blowing as much money as I earn so I have to stay busy doing things I don't really, truly enjoy just to pay my bills. I have self-programmed myself to deliver phony moans and groans once I get within one foot of your crotch. I now consider myself an erotic actress. You see, I am 19 and a half now and I am so much wiser than you knuckle-draggers. I want to own my own studio in the next 7 months or so, give or take a week. By next summer, I should be moving in to my own office next to that Larry Flynt dude. Man, I want a gold armchair, too! Only mine will be a 4X4....YEAH!!! "Armchair" is so mean.....I mean, why do people have to point out that it's powered by arms.....DUHH!!! They can't use their legs.....hello!! They're called krinkled people, you idiot. I bet all krinkled people are sad because they are not as hot as me. Whooooaah!! I can't imagine anything worse than.....than that! By the way, do you have any Vicodin? I have grown so used to playing a hooker that it is now just the other side of my split personality. But don't worry! I'm sure that people will never get tired of me. I am -- truly am -- a legend. My lucite trophies are monuments to the integrity of my skills. When I win one next year, I'm gonna fake like it's a cock and pretend to suck it!! Yeah!! I bet no one has thought of doing that!!!! Hey, do you have any Vicodin? Man, I am so glad Mr. Obama got elected our King.....cool, man. He used to be a Senator, you know. I prefer the Kings myself. He should have played hockey in the US instead of Canadia. I hope next election they'll keep the polls open "stripper's hours," I sleep all day, dude. I didn't vote. I'm not 25 yet. My doctor says my anti-depressants are fucking with my anti-anxiety pills. I don't even take my ADD meds anymore. They give me diarrhea when I take my diet pills. Gotta keep doing lots of anal scenes so it can be me thanking my Mom next January. God I hope our Mother-Daughter Gang Bang is out in time for nominations. Those ATMs were't easy! I love the taste of home cooking but I...I...forget it. I can't believe Prime Ministry Obama starred in that Hustler video, though. I mean, what was he thinking? He better hope no one notices and sends it to Michelle. Oh no he didden!!!! Where the fuck is my driver??? If I didn't have 3 DUIs, man, I'd fire his ass. He did hook me up with some Vicodin last week, though. I heard he's starting his own agency so I better be nice. Shit! I'm 10 minutes late for my anal scene! I guess chilli was a bad choice for lunch today. Hey! Do you have any stool hardeners to go with that Vicodin? Forget it! Found one...oh...that's a birth control pill. Didn't I....? I thought I did. (Stomach gurgles.) Fuck! I'll just teke an M&M when I get there.
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#390887 - 01/24/09 02:31 PM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 11/01/08
Posts: 72
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I hope Paulina James is good enough for you...
She's back? Nice.
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#390889 - 01/24/09 03:59 PM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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If you look up "mall rat" in the dictionary that's the picture you will find.
Brandon you need to submit that pic to urban dictionary and wikipedia.
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#390890 - 01/24/09 04:01 PM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Also, wtf with that couch/chair? Man that's just hideous.
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#390892 - 01/24/09 07:19 PM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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If you look up "mall rat" in the dictionary that's the picture you will find.
Brandon you need to submit that pic to urban dictionary and wikipedia.
I have been -- uh -- banned from the internet. Something to do with having to notify my cyber-neighbors about being a sex offender. Man, I've e-mailed all websites from www.aardvarks.com to www.cialis.com but I've got millions more to go. It could be worse. Imagine having to knock on doors to tell my neighbors.....again. Sorry to the folks in Reseda between Corbin and Bernsen! Hope to see you again, everyone!
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#390894 - 01/24/09 07:25 PM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Also, wtf with that couch/chair? Man that's just hideous.
I know! I mean, I've had like so many girls come to suck me off and when they saw the love seat....at it is a love seat, sir.....they just leave. Oh my! It's like....well, to be honest....it's....it's zero.
Go watch some home decorating show and do some macrame knitting in your newly-built closet. "Oooohh!!! Prada shoes....heaven!!"
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#390895 - 01/24/09 07:26 PM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I didn't mean mall rat in a bad way but if the shoe fits...
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#390896 - 01/24/09 07:30 PM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Also, wtf with that couch/chair? Man that's just hideous.
I know! I mean, I've had like so many girls come to suck me off and when they saw the love seat....at it is a love seat, sir.....they just leave. Oh my! It's like....well, to be honest....it's....it's zero.
Go watch some home decorating show and do some macrame knitting in your newly-built closet. "Oooohh!!! Prada shoes....heaven!!"
I'm no Gia Jordan but I wash my hands after I piss (though I'm of the opinion one should wash before and sometimes I do). I wouldn't come close to that "loveseat". I could not care less about the decor it's the pathogens in that image that creep me out.
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#390897 - 01/24/09 07:33 PM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Sir, I own 3 Sham Wows.
Besides, tiny little pinprick assholes like the one on Paulina just leave tiny little dollops of sweet perfume that I can roll around in afterwards.
All the loads are swallowed so there is no mess. There are a few stray snail trails here and there but they are just another kind of white line to snort when the mood hits me.
I am Grandmaster Gash.
Ticket to ride, white line highway
Tell all your friends, they can go my way
Pay your toll, sell your soul
Pound for pound costs more than gold
The longer you stay, the more you pay
My white lines go a long way
Either up your nose or through your vein
With nothin to gain except killin’ your brain
(Freeze! Rock! Freeze! Rock! Freeze! Rock! Freeze! Rock!)
(Blow!)
(Ahhh) Higher, baby
(Ahhh) Get higher, baby!
(Ahhh) Get higher, baby!
And don't ever come down! (Freebase!)
THE LONGER THEY STAY, THE MORE YOU PAY. Can you dig it? CAN YOU DIG IT????
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#390898 - 01/24/09 09:01 PM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Welcome to JM Productions. You just might be insane.
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#390899 - 01/24/09 09:16 PM
Re: She Is Half My Age #7
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 388
Loc: Virginia
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Sir, I own 3 Sham Wows.
Besides, tiny little pinprick assholes like the one on Paulina just leave tiny little dollops of sweet perfume that I can roll around in afterwards.
All the loads are swallowed so there is no mess. There are a few stray snail trails here and there but they are just another kind of white line to snort when the mood hits me.
I am Grandmaster Gash.
Ticket to ride, white line highway
Tell all your friends, they can go my way
Pay your toll, sell your soul
Pound for pound costs more than gold
The longer you stay, the more you pay
My white lines go a long way
Either up your nose or through your vein
With nothin to gain except killin’ your brain
(Freeze! Rock! Freeze! Rock! Freeze! Rock! Freeze! Rock!)
(Blow!)
(Ahhh) Higher, baby
(Ahhh) Get higher, baby!
(Ahhh) Get higher, baby!
And don't ever come down! (Freebase!)
THE LONGER THEY STAY, THE MORE YOU PAY. Can you dig it? CAN YOU DIG IT????
It's showdown: Grand Master Flash and the Sugar Hill Gang:
have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no good
i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood
so you try to play it off like you think you can
by sayin that youre full
and then your friend says momma he's just being polite
he aint finished uh uh that's bull
so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie
and you say that you already ate
and your friend says man there's plenty of food
so you pile some more on your plate
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"I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man ." - The Dude
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#390900 - 01/24/09 09:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Welcome to JM Productions. You just might be insane.
Gashmaster Grand sez shut yo mouth.
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#390901 - 01/24/09 09:48 PM
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GagDaddy doesn't control my income. I don't help his nor do I hurt it. But you do. Think about it.
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#390905 - 01/24/09 10:20 PM
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in other words he had a breakout.
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#390907 - 01/24/09 10:31 PM
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#390908 - 01/24/09 10:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Jenna, although only 20, is a highly-paid consultant overseeing the day-to-day operations of Brandon Iron Euro Content Inc. We are currently the #4 best seller in Croatia. We are only weak in anal fisting content.
Here she is doing a taste test on the set of Scat Attack Volume 12.
Seriously, though, she is a real sweetheart who enjoyed her first visit to the US. It was nice to spend time getting to know her.
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#390909 - 01/24/09 10:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Um, reality to Brandon, anyone can have those women, they're whores. And living in a dumpster has got to be better than living with that fucked up hairy chair.
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#390911 - 01/25/09 03:04 PM
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I chose to go places with my friend Jenna. Santa Barbara was nice. So was San Diego....San Francisco....Las Vegas.....Malibu.....etc.
Fuckin a - if that isn't southern california 'new relationship' mode, I dunno what is. You described the beginning few months of the more noteworthy pincushions I've dated, save for the obligatory daytrip to Catalina (Zzzzz...) or maybe a camping trip to the Grand Canyon to show off the outdoor skills.
Good times, BI - that's what it's all about. Until six months go by and you start noticing their little annoying shit, like leaving glasses or water bottles everywhere that they took one sip out of, or throwing their soiled undies in your laundry hamper (the bloom is definitely off the rose at that point).
Like I said earlier, seeing the same place through someone else's eyes puts a new paintjob on it, making the time between fluid exchange sessions more bearable. Take her to Laguna Beach one saturday and walk along the cliffs. If you need the names of a few "closer" restaurants in the area, let me know. There's a few key places with food so good it will make a girl orgasm and slide right off her seat every time.
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#390914 - 01/26/09 09:36 PM
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I posted 6 pics at the blog at www.brandoniron.com. Check them out.
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#390917 - 01/26/09 10:11 PM
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