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#390337 - 01/14/09 03:42 PM Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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Instead of getting fucked in the ass by a girl with a strapon (creepy), or getting fucked in the ass by a guy who is halfway to being a girl (quite homo), Lockwood is now accepting penis from guys who still want to be guys (full-blown homo).

He did a scene for Hancock Films where the other dude fucked Kurt in the ass and jizzed all over him, while Kurt tried to allay his rampant homosexuality by kissing India Summer, who is a female but is butt-ugly.

Kurt...please come back to XPT and tell us you're not a cock-sucking, jizz-slurping butt pirate.

Guilty as charged.


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#390338 - 01/14/09 04:08 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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Let the whole world see it:






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#390339 - 01/14/09 04:15 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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No idea who he is.. but as long as he's happy and it doesn't hurt anyone.... he can enjoy all the cock he wants.. have at it:)
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#390340 - 01/14/09 04:19 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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Was his constant crying about how Boogie Nights was based on him instead of JOHN HOLMES just some shtick or does he really think Boogie Nights was about him?




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#390341 - 01/14/09 04:19 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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Old News.

The only time Kurt should be mentioned again here is an obituary.

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#390342 - 01/14/09 04:24 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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No idea who he is.. but as long as he's happy and it doesn't hurt anyone.... he can enjoy all the cock he wants.. have at it:)





I agree. Leave the dude alone.


Edited by jeremy steele (01/14/09 04:27 PM)
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#390343 - 01/14/09 05:36 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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Let the whole world see it:










Is that screencaps from your private collection Alex? Just wondering
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#390344 - 01/14/09 05:58 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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Germy shat:

Quote:

Quote:

No idea who he is.. but as long as he's happy and it doesn't hurt anyone.... he can enjoy all the cock he wants.. have at it:)





Hitting a little too close to home, violatee? Or just keeping future earnings options open

I agree. Leave the dude alone.


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#390345 - 01/14/09 06:03 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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Quote:

Was his constant crying about how Boogie Nights was based on him instead of JOHN HOLMES just some shtick or does he really think Boogie Nights was about him?








Not really i think, then it gain it was a pretty tamed down version of John Holmes life as well. As far as i know Kurt hasn't walked into any place on Wonderland drive.


But i agree, they guy does what he has to do to survive

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#390346 - 01/14/09 06:05 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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But i agree, they guy does what he has to do to survive




I disagree. When he was fucking all those women- that was doing what he had to do to survive. Now he's doing what he loves.

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#390347 - 01/14/09 06:17 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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I didnt know he sucked cock, I thought he just liked his ass roughed up.

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#390348 - 01/14/09 06:36 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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But i agree, they guy does what he has to do to survive




I disagree. When he was fucking all those women- that was doing what he had to do to survive. Now he's doing what he loves.





Could be, when it comes to porn 'love' is a movable buffet.

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#390349 - 01/14/09 07:51 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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So is he down on his luck and making money anyway he can or is he living his dream?

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#390350 - 01/14/09 07:59 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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willie gonna get chapped dick upon finding these photos.

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#390352 - 01/15/09 04:17 AM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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Quote:

The only reason it's remotely of interest, is because Kurt had a meltdown and tried to assault Gram Pomonte(sic) because he accused Gram (falsely) of reporting he (Lockwood) was a turd burglar.

Then within a year of pitching his public, videotaped fit, Kurt started to catch on the silver screen. Once again creating drama where none existed before.





This was the incident that made Gram Ponante as a porn blogger...it just gave him a level of untouchable credibility.

I think other bloggers would do well to try and emulate Gram's success. I know if I were a fledgling blogger, I'd be seeking to erase all memory of my understandably shaky start to porn blogging by creating a similar controversy...perhaps by implying some other famous male performer is a closeted fag. A good bet would be TT Boy, as his brother Talon has already done gay porn, plus TT puts out a lot of dick rubbing double anal flicks with Evasive Angles. On top of all that, he fucks like he hates the pussy.

This could potentially be the scoop of the century for the blogger brave enough to pick up the ball and run with it, and just like with 'The Lockwood Incident', the most fallout you would see would probably just be a chest-jabbing girly-man hissy fit akin to the one Lockwood threw at Gram.

I think this is an idea that would be perfectly suited for someone like Darrah to run on her blog. I mean, as long as she only implies he's a fag rather than flat-out stating it as fact, then there's nothing he can do about it (legally, that is), so what's the worst that could happen to her?

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#390353 - 01/15/09 04:46 AM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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perhaps by implying some other famous male performer is a closeted fag. A good bet would be TT Boy, as his brother Talon has already done gay porn, plus TT puts out a lot of dick rubbing double anal flicks with Evasive Angles. On top of all that, he fucks like he hates the pussy.




Hmmm...insightful.

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#390354 - 01/15/09 08:09 AM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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Quote:

Quote:

The only reason it's remotely of interest, is because Kurt had a meltdown and tried to assault Gram Pomonte(sic) because he accused Gram (falsely) of reporting he (Lockwood) was a turd burglar.

Then within a year of pitching his public, videotaped fit, Kurt started to catch on the silver screen. Once again creating drama where none existed before.





This was the incident that made Gram Ponante as a porn blogger...it just gave him a level of untouchable credibility.

I think other bloggers would do well to try and emulate Gram's success. I know if I were a fledgling blogger, I'd be seeking to erase all memory of my understandably shaky start to porn blogging by creating a similar controversy...perhaps by implying some other famous male performer is a closeted fag. A good bet would be TT Boy, as his brother Talon has already done gay porn, plus TT puts out a lot of dick rubbing double anal flicks with Evasive Angles. On top of all that, he fucks like he hates the pussy.

This could potentially be the scoop of the century for the blogger brave enough to pick up the ball and run with it, and just like with 'The Lockwood Incident', the most fallout you would see would probably just be a chest-jabbing girly-man hissy fit akin to the one Lockwood threw at Gram.

I think this is an idea that would be perfectly suited for someone like Darrah to run on her blog. I mean, as long as she only implies he's a fag rather than flat-out stating it as fact, then there's nothing he can do about it (legally, that is), so what's the worst that could happen to her?






Does he even work anymore? I'm from Canada remember we just got the intertubes

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#390355 - 01/15/09 10:54 AM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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I'd think twice about messing with TT. He fucks people up. he's not a talker like Lickwood....
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#390356 - 01/15/09 12:21 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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I'd think twice about messing with TT. He fucks people up. he's not a talker like Lickwood....




...which is exactly why I suggested Darrah be the one to do it!

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#390357 - 01/15/09 03:40 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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Quote:

Quote:

No idea who he is.. but as long as he's happy and it doesn't hurt anyone.... he can enjoy all the cock he wants.. have at it:)





I agree. Leave the dude alone.




I agree Jeremy. I am not homophobic in any way either.

But where Kurt gets interesting is that he WAS homophobic... or at least acted that way openly and publicly. Kurt hated any mention of the word "gay" and loved to throw out loud comments about "those fucking fags"...

Kurt is certainly an enigma. Kurt loved to act tough guy around everyone .... but my friend Dick Delaware (who legitimately won $250 000 a few ago for winning a UFC fight... I actually saw the check) was asked to train Kurt in MMA and eventually gave Kurt his pre-paid money back ... saying... "Dude, I cannot train you since you have zero co-ordination and I will not steal your money for this. I just cannot do it".



Edited by Grant_Michaels (01/15/09 03:44 PM)
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#390358 - 01/15/09 03:54 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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Good story Grant, thanks.
I'm not really sure why this is news though, Malice locked it down last year with Kurts tranny release. Some of you fuckers really do enjoy beating a dead horse I guess, or at the very least posting gay for pay pics.
Worrisome faggots.
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#390359 - 01/15/09 04:02 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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Dick Delaware (who legitimately won $250 000 a few ago for winning a UFC fight




I call BULLSHIT . Forrest Griffin didn't get paid near that, and he had the belt.
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#390360 - 01/15/09 04:21 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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But, but, ...Grant Michaels saw the check?!?!?
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#390361 - 01/15/09 04:24 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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Tatty,

I'm not sure what Forrest got.... but pretty sure it was more than $250 000? Some quick research will tell us.

Dick....or I should say "Aaron Brink" DID get $250 000 for WINNING the heavyweight title in King of the Cage. I really did see the check they gave him. I was amazed he won that amount of money...as was Aaron! BUT ...he held the belt .... and then fought Andrei Arlovski in the UFC and lost by submission after a very close first round.....
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#390362 - 01/15/09 04:27 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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Mebbe KOTC had that loot (they're indepent franchises, I believe) but UFC rarely tosses that kind of $$$ around.

Here's the payout of the last ufc.

http://www.fightline.com/news/2008/1229/377444/ufc_92.shtml

No offense to Brink (I admire him as a fighter) , but his game isn't near any of these guys at the moment, so that's what makes me skeptical. Best of luck to him in the future, though.

And Lickwood is a big self-hating fag..........


Edited by tattypatty (01/15/09 04:31 PM)
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#390363 - 01/15/09 04:31 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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Quote:

But, but, ...Grant Michaels saw the check?!?!?




Hahahahaha!!! Yeah, I hear ya... like that means anything right??

But I REALLY did see it. And when someone shows you a check for that amount of money it is a profound experience. You kinda don't know exactly what to say to that person?

And that amount of money will usually change someone life for the better. Unfortunately, Aaron Brink gave into his inner demons.... too bad too... he was a funny bastard and had a good heart.

My brother and I always believed that he could have been one of the best UFC fighters ever.... had he ever been focused.
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#390364 - 01/15/09 04:43 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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Watching Lockwood compete in MMA would be more entertaining than watching Luke Ford wrestle with his conscience.
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#390365 - 01/15/09 05:32 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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For shizzle. Isn't Lickwood some 'psycho'? From now on, stunt dicks who talk about kicking someone's ass should have to get in the ring and do it. There are tons of worthy charities that they could raise money for....
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#390366 - 01/15/09 05:54 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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I did challenge Kurt to a boxing match or even an MMA fight and he turned me down. This was after he called tranny Vanessa "Hot" and I quoted him; he had a shit fit after.

What type of chicken shit wouldn't take an offer up to beat my fat pasty overweight ass up?

No surprise there.
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#390367 - 01/15/09 06:23 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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Quote:

Watching Lockwood compete in MMA would be more entertaining than watching Luke Ford wrestle with his conscience.




Goddamn that's some funny shit right there.

Good to see ya back, Grant!

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#390368 - 01/15/09 06:29 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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I did challenge Kurt to a boxing match or even an MMA fight and he turned me down. This was after he called tranny Vanessa "Hot" and I quoted him; he had a shit fit after.

What type of chicken shit wouldn't take an offer up to beat my fat pasty overweight ass up?

No surprise there.




If thats for real then + 1 for Stevie and an atta bitch.
I'm almost proud of you.
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#390369 - 01/15/09 07:21 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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Yeah, I'm more of hard-ass than you think, turd-prober.
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#390370 - 01/15/09 07:46 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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Heh.. Stevie makes me happy.

- See Lou troll Stevie for a reply.

- See Stevie creep out from under his Pimps sack.

- See Stevie flap and hiss.

- See Stevie lose the plot and try and come off as "someone" and then get his grill kicked in. Again

Pm me Stevie. We can be friends .
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#390371 - 01/16/09 02:06 AM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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I am not homophobic in any way either.

But where Kurt gets interesting is that he WAS homophobic... or at least acted that way openly and publicly. Kurt hated any mention of the word "gay" and loved to throw out loud comments about "those fucking fags"...




It's what Wilhelm Reich called 'Character Armour'.

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#390372 - 01/16/09 02:45 AM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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But where Kurt gets interesting is that he WAS homophobic... or at least acted that way openly and publicly. Kurt hated any mention of the word "gay" and loved to throw out loud comments about "those fucking fags"...






This is a classic symptom of repressed homosexuality. The confused closet case figues no one will suspect he might crave cock if they see him bashing or threatening fruits.

Remember the gay hatin' dad in "American Beauty" who wanted to play tonsil hockey with Kevin Spacey. Or even the many gay Nazis who made point of persecuting drag queens and femme-type homos. For example, the head of the skull crackin' SA, Ernst Rohm, was himself leather fetish rump wrangler.
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#390373 - 01/16/09 11:22 AM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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I think this is an idea that would be perfectly suited for someone like Darrah to run on her blog.



I don't care if someone is gay or what kind of porn he does. The only fascinating thing about Kurt is that he thought Boogie Nights was about him. And him psychically attacking Gram Ponante and Mike South. He and Mike have reconciled after Kurt heard about Mike being sick and that's what Kurt's father was also sick with.


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#390374 - 01/16/09 12:42 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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He and Mike have reconciled after Kurt heard about Mike being sick and that's what Kurt's father was also sick with.




Mike's father is sick with shame?
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#390375 - 01/16/09 12:48 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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Quote:

Quote:

He and Mike have reconciled after Kurt heard about Mike being sick and that's what Kurt's father was also sick with.




Mike's father is sick with shame?



No, Kurt's father was sick with what Mike had. Not Mike's father, but Mike himself.


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#390376 - 01/16/09 01:09 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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TattyPatty:
Quote:


Mike's father is sick with shame?





Awesome!

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#390377 - 01/16/09 02:23 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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Quote:

No idea who he is.. but as long as he's happy and it doesn't hurt anyone.... he can enjoy all the cock he wants.. have at it:)





I agree. Leave the dude alone.




NOPE ! When you come on here and talk as much shit about what a hetero stud you are as he did you leave yourself open to ridicule.
Had he been upfront about being a cock gobbler and a turd burglar in the first place no one would care.
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#390378 - 01/17/09 06:34 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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YOU BOTTOM FEEDERS GOT SOME NERVE, YOUR SO STUPID. THAT GUY IN THE PICTURES THERE IS MY IDENTICAL TWIN BROTHER BURT LOCKWOOD. HES A FUCKING FAG, WE ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS QUEER BUT HE ALWAYS DENYED IT. HE TOTALLY PLAYED IT OFF LIKE HE WAS SOME TOUGH GUY ROCK STAR BUT WE ALL KNEW. EVERYONE KNEW. YEAH, TAKE THAT!

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#390379 - 01/17/09 06:56 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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Anyone here visited Kurt's website?

He bills himself as "Actor Model Musician and American Hero"

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#390380 - 01/17/09 07:04 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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THATS FUCKING RIGHT. WHATS MORE, I'M AN ARTISTE IF THE HIGHEST CALLIBER. A GENIUS TO YOU MORONS. I'VE TAKEN JOHN CAGES MASTERPIECE 4'33" OF SILENCE AND GONE BEYOND THE LIMITS OF HUMAN CREATIVENESS WITH A LITTLE RUFUS WAINWRIGHT SPIN AND I'M CALLING IT 10" OF NEIL TENNANT!
HOW FUCKING AWESOME IS THAT??!??!?!? I RULE AND I'M NOT IN ANY WAY GAY!!! THATS BURT, REMEMBER.

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#390381 - 01/17/09 07:06 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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Okay Burt....I mean Kurt

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#390382 - 01/17/09 09:11 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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Good lord, I can't even tell what is real or fake anymore.

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#390383 - 01/18/09 01:51 AM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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THATS FUCKING RIGHT. WHATS MORE, I'M AN ARTISTE IF THE HIGHEST CALLIBER. A GENIUS TO YOU MORONS. I'VE TAKEN JOHN CAGES MASTERPIECE 4'33" OF SILENCE AND GONE BEYOND THE LIMITS OF HUMAN CREATIVENESS WITH A LITTLE RUFUS WAINWRIGHT SPIN AND I'M CALLING IT 10" OF NEIL TENNANT!
HOW FUCKING AWESOME IS THAT??!??!?!? I RULE AND I'M NOT IN ANY WAY GAY!!! THATS BURT, REMEMBER.




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#390384 - 01/19/09 12:20 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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#390385 - 01/19/09 01:01 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Good lord, I can't even tell what is real or fake anymore.




It's impossible to overdo a Kurt parody. The more ridiculous you make it, the more it sounds like the real thing.
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#390386 - 01/19/09 01:05 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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Quote:

Good lord, I can't even tell what is real or fake anymore.




It's impossible to overdo a Kurt parody. The more ridiculous you make it, the more it sounds like the real thing.





True dat. I just went to his official site again. The fucked up thing is that he's not kidding.....

http://www.kurtlockwood.com/info/art.php#script
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#390387 - 01/19/09 01:08 PM Re: Official: Lockwood a Full-Blown Homo
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