Motel 6!!?! That was my room at the Mandalay. AVN treats us right. So, now you all know Rick Shamesless's true identity. He's the big, fat guy riding on the Rascal around the convention with the Polaroid camera. Yep.

See the papaya on the very left? That's my breakfast. I brought five of them.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K