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#390088 - 01/13/09 09:17 PM xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
xpt's most vain poster.....

and the winner is.......

Holly Randall... Come on now just look at the bitch avitar and tell me this aint vanity at its most perverse.



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#390089 - 01/13/09 09:21 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
waste of time 2008....

and the winner is....


C3X blog.....


Come on son no one gave a fuck about a picture of a few whores and a plates full of food.

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#390090 - 01/13/09 09:23 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
scumbag of the year.

and the winner is.......


c3x.... this is c3x 2nd award collected tonite.

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#390091 - 01/13/09 09:25 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
shit i didnt want to read about on a porn board.

and the winner is....


debella and her putrid life with larry and post larry. the animal fucking and kiddie porn camp fire had this award on lock for debbie from the second it was spewed out that bitches fingertips.

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#390092 - 01/13/09 09:28 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
most hatefull poster...

and the award goes to....


lou ... that nigga just hate everybody

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#390093 - 01/13/09 09:29 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
poster who just post too much shit and it really shit no one really cares about.

and the winner is...


alex panzer. no explanation neccassary.

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#390094 - 01/13/09 09:30 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
poster who need to make a comeback 2009....


and the winner is........


big calm.. that nigga just got too much love for sick and twisted porno to be absent like he is.

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#390095 - 01/13/09 09:32 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
Smokey Offline
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Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
Quote:

waste of time 2008....

and the winner is....


C3X blog.....


Come on son no one gave a fuck about a picture of a few whores and a plates full of food.




Yet, you read it daily. Weird, huh.
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#390096 - 01/13/09 09:41 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
male and female whore who ruin tapes...

and the winners are..

James deen and Dakoda Brookes

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#390097 - 01/13/09 09:43 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

xpt's most vain poster.....

and the winner is.......

Holly Randall... Come on now just look at the bitch avitar and tell me this aint vanity at its most perverse.







Thank you, thank you! *sniff* I just don't know what to say! I would like to thank all the models and celebrities that set an unattainable standard that keeps me feeling that I'm not good enough, a career in a superficial industry that where the girls remain young and beautiful while I get older and fatter, and the photographer Mark Daughn who took my avatar photo, which gives the erroneous impression that I could even attempt to compete with the other models in this industry. I am so honored!
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#390098 - 01/13/09 09:46 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
xpt chat that made you re-evaluate your life....

and the winner goes to...


chelsea rae chat.... this girl definitly got demons infecting her brain.


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#390099 - 01/13/09 09:47 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Bravo, my clapping hands are sore.


Goddamn Holly, skeet skeet!




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#390100 - 01/13/09 09:53 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
we have recieved a write in ballot for shit bag of the year..

and the winner is....


Jim B. Jim b shit bag of the year - please stand up and collect your baby whipes jim b.. shit bag of the year as voted by your own peers.

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#390101 - 01/13/09 09:56 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
award for collection of human filth...


and the award goes to...


AVN 2008 ... avn 2008 had at least 1000 times the amount of human trash as that present an the 2nd runner up - xpt message board.

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#390102 - 01/13/09 10:01 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
most controlling poster on xpt...


and the winner is....


DRUM ROLL....


baby G... please take a look at thread

ATTENTION: New XPT Rules - its self explanatory

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#390103 - 01/13/09 10:04 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
most hated poster of xpt 2008


and the winner is...

Ryan knox... your just hated son what can i say?

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#390104 - 01/13/09 10:07 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
poster most likely to have been abused by his gay uncle...

and the winner is......


Richard Hungwell.. chances are 99 percent you had blood tied cock in your ass... congratulations.. stand up and collect your award.

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#390105 - 01/13/09 10:20 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
best porn whore jailing...

and the winner is........


Janine.. janine beats out a rapist and vehecular homicide pirate to win due to her simple plain stupidy to think for a second whe could forget to pay taxes

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#390106 - 01/13/09 10:22 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
most senstive a delicate poster for the year 2008...


winner is....


Monster... he gets mad he quits... you mention a whore he in love with he pop up to defend her honor... then he get mad and quit... repeat....

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#390107 - 01/13/09 10:26 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
creepiest dude that you had the misfortune of laying your eyes on 2008...

winner......



bukkake dude who is always in the corner jacking off to a used jack rag ( thanks charlie malloy). this guy creep factor is through the roof making chelsea rea and the whores in her category more demonic for allowing this guy to possibly nut all over their face.

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#390108 - 01/13/09 10:33 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it rea
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
most illiterate of xpt 2008


...........

the winner.....



tone capone.. this nigga couldnt put a sentence together if his life depended on it.

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#390109 - 01/13/09 10:59 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

most senstive a delicate poster for the year 2008...


winner is....


Monster... he gets mad he quits... you mention a whore he in love with he pop up to defend her honor... then he get mad and quit... repeat....




I'd like to thank all those involved with this project, it really was a group effort, not just one person involved. Without the team the dream would have never come to fruition.

Thank you. Now go fuck yourselves. I'm outta here.
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#390110 - 01/13/09 11:36 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

poster who need to make a comeback 2009....

big calm..




absolutely
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#390111 - 01/14/09 01:33 AM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it rea
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

most controlling poster on xpt...


and the winner is....


DRUM ROLL....


baby G... please take a look at thread

ATTENTION: New XPT Rules - its self explanatory




Ironic, since I am submissive in bed. I think I should win most vain poster.
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#390112 - 01/14/09 02:32 AM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it rea
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
With all due respect Leon, you forgot a category.

Worst alt ID maker of the year...and the award goes to... Brandon Irons, the midget canuck.

Hungwell, Cramwell, Smokey, the list goes on and on.
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#390113 - 01/14/09 07:12 AM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

poster who need to make a comeback 2009....


and the winner is........


big calm.. that nigga just got too much love for sick and twisted porno to be absent like he is.




Like King I agree with this, I have given up the ghost hoping for Monkey, toelicker or arab to return, same with Kami or gen so Calm is someone i miss seeing here. Good call he often fell under the radar. When he doesn't post i begin to wonder if thedallas cowboy bus ran over his scooter
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#390114 - 01/14/09 08:56 AM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
calm pops in everyonce in a bit and will hit me with a PM... he is good people for sure
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#390115 - 01/14/09 09:07 AM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
I like this thread....i actually found myself mildly engrossed for almost a full 60 seconds. That;s pretty friggin good these days ....
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#390117 - 01/14/09 02:21 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

I like this thread....i actually found myself mildly engrossed for almost a full 60 seconds. That;s pretty friggin good these days ....




What he said.... Well done Guapo, lots of laughs and spot on honesty.

However...
If I'm the spearhead of hate here then there is something seriously wrong. So many here can do it so much better but they don't. Why?(no not you Stevie, fuck off) Good question.
If theres a decent answer I'd like to hear it.

I guess at this point I need to thank all the victims that made this award possible. I'd say you all could blow me but the sucking chest wound I've left in you will do.
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#390118 - 01/14/09 02:36 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it rea
MiaRoseXXX Offline
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Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
I can't tell you how hard I lol'd to this response..

Grats Holly! And xpt award? Thats something to write home about for sure... <3

Miss yo face. Gias too.

Quote:

Quote:

xpt's most vain poster.....

and the winner is.......

Holly Randall... Come on now just look at the bitch avitar and tell me this aint vanity at its most perverse.







Thank you, thank you! *sniff* I just don't know what to say! I would like to thank all the models and celebrities that set an unattainable standard that keeps me feeling that I'm not good enough, a career in a superficial industry that where the girls remain young and beautiful while I get older and fatter, and the photographer Mark Daughn who took my avatar photo, which gives the erroneous impression that I could even attempt to compete with the other models in this industry. I am so honored!


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#390119 - 01/14/09 03:00 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
Stevie Why Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Quote:

Why?(no not you Stevie, fuck off)




You can't even have an acceptance speech post without mentioning me dude...get a fucking life.
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#390120 - 01/14/09 03:04 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Don't shit up an otherwise decent thread with your bleating, rodent. Off ya go.
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#390121 - 01/14/09 03:21 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
Stevie Why Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Sure thing boss.

Then again, I only saw the word hateful associated with your name, not "funny" or "interesting."


Feel free to blame it on the drugs.
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#390122 - 01/14/09 04:13 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it real!
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Sure thing boss.





Thats a step in the right direction ya club footed, weak kneed, ding toed lamer.


Security.. Escort that dirt turd out the nearest exit and on with the show.
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i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn

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#390123 - 01/15/09 04:48 AM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it rea
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:


Miss yo face. Gias too.




I'm pretty sure none of the male posters on XPT would miss Holly or Gia's faces if the opportunity ever presented itself...or yours for that matter, Mia.

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#390124 - 01/15/09 02:41 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it rea
MiaRoseXXX Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
awww... thats almost sweet. ... No, no... that is sweet!

<3


Attachments
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#390125 - 01/15/09 03:48 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it rea
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
^ That never gets old.

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#390126 - 01/15/09 05:08 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it rea
IWAdult Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
I wonder what the actual XPT Award would look like?

A big bowl of cum?
Huge Glass cum covered dong?
Darrah’s head on a stick?

Any other designs welcome…..
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#390127 - 01/15/09 05:25 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it rea
MiaRoseXXX Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
P.S.F.H face on a paper crown... like from burger king back in the day... god, he was a fuckin winner
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#390128 - 01/15/09 07:37 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it rea
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

I wonder what the actual XPT Award would look like?




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#390129 - 01/16/09 12:04 AM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it rea
loopnode Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Well played.
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#390130 - 01/16/09 04:45 PM Re: xpt awards 2008... fuck the bs and keep it rea
IWAdult Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
Quote:

P.S.F.H face on a paper crown... like from burger king back in the day... god, he was a fuckin winner




I remember those lame paper crowns. that would be a perfect metaphor for the awards. Nice call Mia.
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