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Does anyone know if Tory Lane is single? She seems like shed be an awesome girlfriend.



apparently you've never had the (dis)pleasure of dating a stripper, let alone pornstar. they don't make an 'awesome girlfriend' any more than a monkey makes an awesome house pet- leave them unattended and they'll start tearing everything to shreds.



So true ha ha ha. In other news: Scientist have confirmed water is indeed wet...
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