It's 1957. At a European monastery, Carolina Jones (Ava Rose) the only daughter of Indiana Jones, is after The Cross of Coronado. In one room, there is a hostage with her tits exposed being subjected to the torture of watching her two captures fscking. In another (more like the tunnel) Carolina is attacked by some goon- who she knocks out with a boomerang (later this is replaced by a giant dildo).

In a crevice on the wall she discovers a map- then makes her way deeper into the monastery, finally discovering the two fsckers. By the way, the guy is Steve Holmes and his name in this is Mongol. She waits for them to finish before interjecting "How sweet! Fresh meat." There is a minor argument as Carolina tries to persuade the two to be let in on the torture. Finally the female (I'm guessing her name is Nikki Blond) says "Fine, grab the drill" which she uses on Steve Holmes' skull sending the two females into a screaming frenzy before the other girl is stabbed in the stomach. The scream has however alerted a guard. As Carolina frees the captured girl (Bree Olson), one of the goons comes in to discover the escape in progress. He's about to shoot when Carolina discovers she doesn't have her boomerang (it's on the fscking ground), but Bree's quick thinking saves them when she throws a giant dildo into this creeps mouth which literary comes out behind his skull. We discover the girls name is Elizabeth but she goes by Dixie. Before leaving, Carolina is able to recover the Cross on the wall under a rock. She literary goes, "wait" walks to the wall and picks up a rock and picks up the cross.

At a hotel room, Carolina recieves a letter from her Dad to contact J.B. (aka John Brody), who betrayed the family by selling the location of the Ark of the Covenant to the Nazi's. Turns out, they're after it all over again. According to Dixie, Carolina needs a hollahoop because she's tense, but Carolina explains she needs transportation first. Dixie can provide this provided she is taken along. Turns out her idea of transportation is hitching a ride. They are picked up by a lorry (Euro version of the truck) full of horny men. They are groped repeatedly and basically sexually molested so out comes the heels and a pistol. Next thing you know the men are dropped off and the girls continue on their adventure.

In a chateau, this rich guy (we're going to later find out this is J.B) is sizing up 3 prostitutes. He settles for the brunette with tits that stand up as though reaching to the heavens (seriously, wonderful pair of knockers). He boinks this chick- and it's only fair to add that the tracking shots here are really beautiful.

Carolina and Dixie finally reach the gates of said chateau but there are two guards posted outside. Dixie lures them back inside with the promise of sex, but ends up only fscking one (not sure what happened to the other guy) so that Carolina can sneak inside. Back in the bedroom, dude is getting blindfolded and blown to completion. The girl sees Carolina and is shushed, before being allowed to escape so that our girl can climb up on J.B and pour something like hot tea on his face. She questions him about the ark and he's reluctant to give up info, but does. The ark is with Klaus, in Israel- somewhere near the border. That's it. She gets some syrup from the wall, gags his mouth with a sock, then pours the syrup on his dick. She then pours a trail to chest, above which has a large glass box full of sand. She breaks this releasing an army of ants that head straight for dudes cock.

Back outside, Carolina admits to Dixie she is Indiana Jones' daughter, but Dixie is only familiar with the race-car driver. She also explains that J.B was her one and only love, something that Dixie just can't understand. "You have a pussy don'tcha, use it or lose it." she says with an extreme Southern drawl.

That night the two get new lodgings. Supposedly the guy at the front desk is really good looking because that night Carolina has an extremely vivid and detailed dream of the two shagging in her room. I mean the blowjob alone is over 5 minutes long.

Next morning Carolina and Dixie sneak into Klaus' fort. Once inside they bump into Dixie's fiance. She "kinda left him hanging at the chapel in Paris". As she's trying to explain her reasons the guards discover our trio and capture them.

Klaus then gets into some long spiel before finally he decides to open the ark. He and his men blindfold themselves; then just as he's about to open the ark Indiana Jones turns up. Since the men are blindfolded they begin shooting all over the place and ultimately missing him. He then basically kills all the guards except Klaus, then sets his daughter, Dixie and her fiance free. Just as they're about to escape Klaus gets a gang and holds them up, but Dixie's fiance kicks over the table with the Ark on it, opening the lid and releasing some kind of smoke which allows our company to escape and Klaus to get "burnt".

Outside, Dixie and her boyfriend are bickering like mad, while we in turn find out that Indiana Jones has acquired a surprisingly heavy European accent. He asks if Carolina would like to ride back with him, now that they have saved the world, but she replies she has a marriage to save. She takes the couple to a very rustic room and explains that the key to a lasting relationship is trust and communication, all while exposing her tits. "Now, who would like to find my holy grail?" Queue threesome.

This was actually pretty enjoyable and very reminiscent of Lloyd Simandl's work with the exception that it wasn't all lesbo action and moved much faster. One thing to note though is that Ava is in only 2 sex scenes and they're kinda towards the end. Infact, you don't get to see her jugs until her first sex scene which is about 1 hour into the film.

Still... Approved!



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