"Doctor, I'm in Vegas and can't come in to your office- would you say I have a yeast infection or the clap?"




"I was just getting a little gloss to put on my lips"




"I was giving him a blowjob in the bathroom and like, totally forgot my false teeth on the toilet tank"




(The blonde, under her breath) "If I catch you looking at her tits one more time you will walk back to Chatsworth"




Girl in back: "It's easy sweetie, just lean your ass a little to the left and sneak that fart out and no one will know. Hey you got a panty shield?"



"Yo Tone! I herd you wuz da bitch dat robbed da bukkake boyeee"



"Did you say pull the white one?"




"Two missed calls? I thought I'd hear it ring in my pussy. I really need a clutch"


Tons of great pics here.