As I browsed Gia's great AVN '09 pics today, I started to wonder, "what would Conky say" to the pics, if he was still around? I thought, do I dare attempt a tribute to the man's Camera Of Death threads that hang immortalized in these halls, at the risk of the intent being misunderstood as cheap imitation? This is my small attempt to begin to pay back for all the times I laughed my ass off in a Conky CoD thread. I do realize I'll never dunk like Jordan, and nor will I attempt it - I'm just happy enough trying to even play and hope it's good for a few laughs.

This is for Conky.


Do you see her? Holy shit!


"I can't believe it! Best New Anal Gape Discharge Swap Starlet! They love me! They really love me!"


Best Kiss In A Unic Feature - Buck Angel (with Tera Patrick)


Best Kiss In A Dyke Feature - Bellary Skank (with Jenna Haze) in Not Boys Don't Cry XXX


The Chasey Lain From-Hot-To-Shot Golden Pipe Award - Jesse Jane


The Vanity Crossover Of The Year Award - Sunset Thomas


Joking around about how Jett went out? "Ohh... NOT cool."


Real dolls filling empty seats. Can you say product placement?


Just hari carey, mary.


"I really had two options - shoot porn, or a gig standing on top of a wedding cake."


lolz - invizible cock!


Don't look so relieved - OJ would dig a tunnel with his bare hands if he found out you lived.


Some mother wandering the halls looking for a lost kid.


All the spray paint in the world won't hide the ugly.


Before porn. After porn.


"Nevermind Flynt. Look at ME! GO TIME!"


Whiskey - Tango - Barbie.


"Help. Me."


Bababooey and Beth, representin'


Do you see it? Holy shit!


lolz - im in ur invizible chalk line, practicing my overdose!


"Search warrant? ... For what? ... In my basement? ... Who told you that?"


"five sleepless nights of xanax, mdma and champagne equals proper bender, love."


"I'm ready for you Nick - drop teh loadz!"


"It's so weird. Every time I try to think, nothing happens!"


Goodbye!