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#389809 - 01/11/09 11:00 PM Well stocked fridge will get you laid
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	"BAM! Snacks on snacks, nigga!" "I tell a big girl, c'mon baby get your snack on baby. Get comfortable. You breathin' heavy as hell. I know you hungry." _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#389810 - 01/11/09 11:24 PM Re: Well stocked fridge will get you laid
wannacorndog Human Garbage Registered: 03/14/08 Posts: 1613 Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky	When I was a kid this chubby chick blew me for buying her a Dr Pepper and a bag of Sun Chips, so there might be something to that _________________________ Being Canadian is not a disease. It just feels like one. TUP
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#389811 - 01/11/09 11:37 PM Re: Well stocked fridge will get you laid
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Chi-City Christmas giveaway _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#389812 - 01/11/09 11:51 PM Re: Well stocked fridge will get you laid
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: Chi-City Christmas giveaway hep c all over da mother fuckin place! from da south side of Chi town...old Cabrini-Green north side in da house Edited by Remer (01/12/09 12:02 AM)
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#389813 - 01/12/09 04:49 AM Re: Well stocked fridge will get you laid
inebriated kiwi Internet Tough Guy Registered: 12/25/08 Posts: 843 Loc: Sydney Australia	That's one funny niggah.
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#389814 - 01/12/09 06:42 AM Re: Well stocked fridge will get you laid
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	"Bam I got a drawer of Kool Aid nigga. What flavor you want?" _________________________
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#389815 - 01/12/09 10:23 AM Re: Well stocked fridge will get you laid
Nugent Sex Slave Trader Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 1326 Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA	I couldn't get through the dialogue. Jesus. _________________________ If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend
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#389816 - 01/12/09 10:41 AM Re: Well stocked fridge will get you laid
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Nice find loop, hilarious brother man on those vids _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#389817 - 01/12/09 02:05 PM Re: Well stocked fridge will get you laid
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	"BAM! hit those little niggas with a freeze pop that's right nigga, so when she bring her kids over here I be like "you wanna freeze pop lil' nigga?" _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#389818 - 02/16/09 11:04 PM Re: Well stocked fridge will get you laid
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	chicity mayne threatens to sue comcast for $1 million _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#389819 - 10/27/09 03:46 PM Re: Well stocked fridge will get you laid
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Mr Chi City Goes to Porn Fest Exxxotica 2009 _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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