Who's this designer? Doesn't he know that the key to legibility of text is contrast? Who prints black text over a black silhouette? Very little of the text other than the phone number at the bottom and the name of the club ("Grand Opening") is comfortably readable. And Grand Opening is also poorly colored -- red on red. Brilliant, genius.

I'm glad they're hiring "attendants". One of them can change my colostomy bag for me. Of course, I want to see dancers.