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#389796 - 01/11/09 10:44 PM ad open to critique
Anonymous Unregistered	its somewhat related to adult...so here it goes....
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#389797 - 01/11/09 10:55 PM Re: ad open to critique
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Do drug and/or drama free "attendants" exist? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#389798 - 01/11/09 11:17 PM Re: ad open to critique
wannacorndog Human Garbage Registered: 03/14/08 Posts: 1613 Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky	Quote: its somewhat related to adult...so here it goes.... Layout gets your attention but the description is kind of vague on what you can expect.Is it a "Dance" strip club or "Gentlemans Club" with in house escorts? Just being honest. Just curious, is that a real address? I go through that area every week and the only thing like that I can think of is Club Atlantis _________________________ Being Canadian is not a disease. It just feels like one. TUP
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#389799 - 01/11/09 11:18 PM Re: ad open to critique
wannacorndog Human Garbage Registered: 03/14/08 Posts: 1613 Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky	Quote: Do drug and/or drama free "attendants" exist? Usually only one or the other Fatman _________________________ Being Canadian is not a disease. It just feels like one. TUP
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#389800 - 01/11/09 11:26 PM Re: ad open to critique
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: Do drug and/or drama free "attendants" exist? Fatman won da prize! Quote: Layout gets your attention but the description is kind of vague on what you can expect.Is it a "Dance" strip club or "Gentlemans Club" with in house escorts? Just being honest. Just curious, is that a real address? I go through that area every week and the only thing like that I can think of is Club Atlantis Club Atlantis kinda skanky....but better then Bottoms Up.... so you think Atlantis converted to a jackshack? Ad is real...page 44 Jan issue of V2. Edited by Remer (01/11/09 11:48 PM)
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#389801 - 01/12/09 03:02 AM Re: ad open to critique
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	If the strippers are coming armed with a bow and arrow, then they'd better be drug and drama free, otherwise there are going to be some corpses piling up! By the way, my normal understanding of the term 'D & D free' is 'Drug & Disease'...but these folks are going for 'Drug & Drama'...is this some underhand warning/disclaimer that 'Yes, all of girls have STDs'? PS: See how I avoided making a cheap Dungeons & Dragons joke there? D&D, bows and arrows...it was ripe for it, but I'm just too classy.
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#389802 - 01/12/09 05:29 AM Re: ad open to critique
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Does this place have a name? Or is it called 'Grand Opening'? _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#389803 - 01/12/09 08:59 AM Re: ad open to critique
Smokey Internet Tough Guy Registered: 11/22/08 Posts: 857 Loc: Northeast US	I don't get why you have a fatty drinking a coke in fat girl daisy dukes in your ad. _________________________ You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight. - Gia Jordan to Stevie Why?
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#389804 - 01/12/09 12:44 PM Re: ad open to critique
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: Does this place have a name? Or is it called 'Grand Opening'? Thats my deduction as well... Quote: I don't get why you have a fatty drinking a coke in fat girl daisy dukes in your ad. bad choice by them of stock photos my other fav is "no window shopping"!
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#389805 - 01/12/09 03:47 PM Re: ad open to critique
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: 'Yes, all of girls have STDs'? I read that we're closing in on 1/3 of our young people having Herpes in some areas, so I'm assuming that STDs are requisite to being sexually active and under 30. Quote: my other fav is "no window shopping"! There was a strip club I remember from the 70s and 80s in NYC. Mostly I remember it from the 70s when I was too young to go in. I think it was called the Metropole. I don't go to stripclubs so for all I know it might still exist in one incarnation of another. But, like the "Harmony Burlesque", I think it died in the Giuliani years .. if not before. It was in midtown and you could see the dancers dancing topless thru the windows and if you stood far enough away not to block the sidewalk and acted normal, the bouncers didn't chase you away even if you were underaged. My brother and I used to enjoy catching a glimpse. But, in the 70s at least, if you were old enough to enter and persisted in "window shopping" you might have a problem with the bouncers .... _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#389806 - 01/12/09 05:32 PM Re: ad open to critique
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	I'd like to know what the compound bow is about. Do they have a problem with sewer rats crawling out of the toilets or is Ted Nugent feature dancing? _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#389807 - 01/12/09 08:58 PM Re: ad open to critique
Vice Admiral Human Garbage Registered: 09/18/08 Posts: 1574 Loc: DIEGO!	Who's this designer? Doesn't he know that the key to legibility of text is contrast? Who prints black text over a black silhouette? Very little of the text other than the phone number at the bottom and the name of the club ("Grand Opening") is comfortably readable. And Grand Opening is also poorly colored -- red on red. Brilliant, genius. I'm glad they're hiring "attendants". One of them can change my colostomy bag for me. Of course, I want to see dancers.
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#389808 - 01/13/09 01:32 AM Re: ad open to critique
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	Quote: Who's this designer? My money would be on Lori Lust's guy, Craig.
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