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#389779 - 01/11/09 06:47 PM Anal Cunts
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	Quote: Urban Dictionary Recitation: Anal Cunt - This word refers to the condition when, after a great deal of fucking over a long period of time, a woman's vaginal walls will deteriorate to the point where the anal and vaginal cavities are connected. This will make defecating essentially involuntary. This was discussed on "Sex Talk" with Sue Johannson. Usage: Candy the 55 year old whore down the street has developed anal cunt. Does anybody know of someone who has developed the unfortunate condition known as 'Anal Cunt'? Blow can burn a hole through the middle of your nose cartilage in less than 2 years. Years of BBC DPs could take a toll. _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#389780 - 01/11/09 07:57 PM Re: Anal Cunts
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Fistula! _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#389781 - 01/11/09 08:09 PM Re: Anal Cunts
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	Fistula is a good name because the condition could make fisting more comfortable. It could also explain the worst cases of vaj odor. _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#389782 - 01/12/09 01:51 AM Re: Anal Cunts
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	Quote: Blow can burn a hole through the middle of your nose cartilage in less than 2 years. Years of BBC DPs could take a toll. There's an urban legend surrounding Joanna Lumley's penchant for having coke blown up her rectum by means of a straw that you might want to look into...
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#389783 - 01/12/09 02:57 AM Re: Anal Cunts
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	"Joanna Lumley's preferred method of cocaine consumption in the 60s was to have it poked up her bottom by her lover. As a result her entire back passage collapsed (think Daniella Westbrook's septum) and she now has a plastic anus." wow, i bet coke would eat through eat through ass wall a lot quicker than nose cartilege. why waste perfectly good blow to numb up you ass? it aint gonna travel from your bum to your brain all by itself. maybe she had a hemmorhoid problem. _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#389784 - 01/12/09 04:34 AM Re: Anal Cunts
Ivor Biggun Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 10/09/04 Posts: 1176	In other news, "Anal Cunt" is also the name of a leading noisecore/grindcore band, whose back-catalogue includes such epics such as "Ha Ha Holocaust" and "Tampon Tea-bag". _________________________ "If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan
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#389785 - 01/12/09 05:33 AM Re: Anal Cunts
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#389786 - 01/12/09 06:05 AM Re: Anal Cunts
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#389787 - 01/12/09 08:37 AM Re: Anal Cunts
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	@Ivor: You are right about "ha ha holocaust" but "Tampon Tea-bag" is an Anal Blast song, they are unrelated to Anal Cunt. _________________________
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#389788 - 01/12/09 09:27 AM Re: Anal Cunts
IWAdult Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/07/06 Posts: 756 Loc: Somewhere in the middle	Quote: Fistula! This would be a great name for a punk band _________________________ www.iwadult.com
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#389789 - 01/12/09 09:54 AM Re: Anal Cunts
Mark_J Pervert Registered: 10/02/08 Posts: 2058	I have two words. Buck Angel.
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#389790 - 01/12/09 10:59 AM Re: Anal Cunts
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	It would be hilarious if Shelley Lubben's site had a testimonial from a fake whore saying that doing porn caused her to develop 'anal cunt'. The whore could say she needs donations to help her afford a prosthetic silicone anus. _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#389791 - 01/12/09 02:15 PM Re: Anal Cunts
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	The front page of efukt.com has a video of a girl with a strange second vaginal opening.
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#389792 - 01/12/09 03:34 PM Re: Anal Cunts
Ivor Biggun Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 10/09/04 Posts: 1176	Quote: @Ivor: You are right about "ha ha holocaust" but "Tampon Tea-bag" is an Anal Blast song, they are unrelated to Anal Cunt. I defer to the greater knowledge of a connoisseur. _________________________ "If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan
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