Namibian Mortuary Attendant Rapes Corpse

"By the time the police officers got to the suspect’s residence to fetch him and the key, they found him there. They walked him back to the mortuary, where they found the dead body of a woman lying on the floor next to the mortuary trolley. On the site were also two used condoms, the police said. It appears the suspect failed to put back the dead body where he had found it."

Corpse fucking isn't really that funny normally, but I view any sort of unfortunate or awful thing happening in Africa as hilarious.