The industry might be able to get bailout funds if it sent some flamers like Christian and Lockwood to service Rep Barney Fwank . Fwank heads the House committee involved in dispensing the funds and he had a gay prostitution ring operating out of his home in the 80s. He has no teeth and is known as the gum job king of the Washington fruit community. In his younger days many gerbils undoubtably saw the inside of his colon.

By the way, the Democrat Jew Fwank is more respoonsible for the current recession than any other person. He forced banks to make home loans to people who couldn't pay them back (like penniless minorities and illegals) in the name of celebrating diversity! In exchange his gay lover at Fannie Mae routed him campaign donations. The resulting credit and housing market collapses set off the chain reaction.