#388483 - 01/09/0902:32 PMRe: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4
LouCypher
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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Quote: Iluva Manwell
Quote: Jim "Raoul" B The Ceramic Porcelain bad music guy
Well hey, look who showed up!1! Iluva Manwell. You have how many posts and you decided to share one here. Yes?. Alt id you ask. No fucken way I say. This is a serious lil guy. He has a voice and he'll be heard. Let it rip squeaky. Both lungs and all. Off ya go, paulo.
Way back in the days when the grass was still green and Kami's face was still wet and Burg's mind was still clean, and the smell of the Monkeys rang out in space... one morning, I came to this glorious place. And I first saw the trees! The XPT Trees! The bright-colored tufts of the XPT Trees! Mile after mile in the rank morning breeze.
"NOW... thanks to Raoul hacking my trees to the ground, there's not enough relevant poop to go 'round. And my poor Whores-in-boots are all getting the crummies 'cause XPT has no gas, it's all full of dummies!"
"They loved living here. But I can't let them stay. They'll need a new forum. And I hope that they may. Good luck, whores," I cried. And I sent them away.
That was long, long ago. But each day since that day I've sat here and worried and worried away. Through the years, while good threads have fallen apart, I've worried about it with all of my heart.
"But now," says LouCypher, "Now that you're here, the word of the Cramwell seems perfectly clear. UNLESS someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not."
Fucken excellent Mr. Cramwell. Well done and well played, sir.
Ohh, then there's the irony. With posts like that who needs a Monkey?. Yes.
Get in the game Mr. Cramwell. I recently learned how to delete the past with help of posters here. You should try it.
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