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#388367 - 01/07/09 04:12 AM Nigella Lawson vs. Aria Giovanni
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I'm not sure whether you folks in the US are familiar with the UK's 'Queen of Gastro-porn', Nigella Lawson, but someone has stitched a few of her more sexually suggestive double-entendre moments together into this amusing little number.

Or...

By way of comparison, we have Aria Giovanni making a grilled cheese sandwich...without using a grill. Is this really how you make a so-called grilled cheese sandwich in the US? It's almost as bizarre as calling a game 'football' when the ball hardly ever touches anyone's foot except during punts and field goals.

(For those perverts who may have got the wrong idea, no, she doesn't just place the sandwich between her boobs and melt the cheese with pure body heat alone...although that would be cool if she did. Hooters need to look into that one.)

So, which curvy, raven-haired lovely gets your vote? One thing's for sure...they both beat Pamela Peaks' cookery show hands down!

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#388368 - 01/07/09 07:32 AM Re: Nigella Lawson vs. Aria Giovanni
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Both are awesome. Yet I find myself drawn to the cerebral and Jewish Ms Lawson.
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#388369 - 01/07/09 01:29 PM Re: Nigella Lawson vs. Aria Giovanni
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I love Nigella Lawson to me there is something sexy about her, even before I saw that video which is hilarious by the way. I never seen her show although I heard I about it. I first saw her on The Graham Norton Show, here is a link to the interview, the way she admires Marilyn Manson is pretty funny. I dunno but something about her just tells me she is a pretty kick ass gal.

CLicky

It starts at about 3:50
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#388370 - 01/07/09 01:59 PM Re: Nigella Lawson vs. Aria Giovanni
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Didn't Nigella Lawson's husband die from cancer? (I'm too lazy to look it up.)
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#388371 - 01/07/09 02:06 PM Re: Nigella Lawson vs. Aria Giovanni
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I cannot believe she's 49 years old I though maybe like 35. And yes her husband died of cancer.

Nigella Lawson Wikipedia Page
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#388372 - 01/07/09 03:14 PM Re: Nigella Lawson vs. Aria Giovanni
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Giovanni has nice tits, but can she cook?
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#388373 - 01/07/09 04:46 PM Re: Nigella Lawson vs. Aria Giovanni
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Never heard of Aria Giovanni but I've always been impressed by Lawsons huge rack and posh pommie accent...and she can cook too.

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#388374 - 01/08/09 02:10 AM Re: Nigella Lawson vs. Aria Giovanni
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Giovanni has nice tits, but can she cook?




Well she can manage a 'grilled' cheese sandwich, and also knows How To Boil An Egg.

Perhaps she is a very good and extremely versatile cook in real life, but when you look like she does, I think this advert pretty much sums it up:




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#388375 - 01/08/09 04:02 AM Re: Nigella Lawson vs. Aria Giovanni
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Giovanni has nice tits, but can she cook?




Aria is an amazing cook. She pretty much catered my 30th birthday party and the food went really quickly. She makes these amazing appetizers that are baked dates stuffed with goat cheese and wrapped in prosciutto, and then drizzled with balasmic reduction. I could eat a hundred in one sitting. Whenever we have dinner parties at my house, she does almost all the cooking.
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#388376 - 01/08/09 04:03 PM Re: Nigella Lawson vs. Aria Giovanni
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(image courtesy Wikipedia)

Nigella is also married to Charles Saatchi, so she has one hell of a modern art collection. She gets the vote in my book -- she also actually has her original eyebrows, which doesn't appear to be something that Aria can say...


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#388377 - 01/08/09 04:09 PM Re: Nigella Lawson vs. Aria Giovanni
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Judging by this picture alone, I'd say: "Don't go into Porn Valley, baby! They might mistake you for The Horse."
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#388378 - 01/08/09 04:17 PM Re: Nigella Lawson vs. Aria Giovanni
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Vote: Aria

Nigella is great and so is the accent but Aria is quite simply
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#388379 - 01/09/09 09:23 AM Re: Nigella Lawson vs. Aria Giovanni
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Judging by this picture alone, I'd say: "Don't go into Porn Valley, baby! They might mistake you for The Horse."






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#388380 - 01/09/09 10:10 PM Re: Nigella Lawson vs. Aria Giovanni
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Quote:

Quote:

Giovanni has nice tits, but can she cook?




Aria is an amazing cook. She pretty much catered my 30th birthday party and the food went really quickly. She makes these amazing appetizers that are baked dates stuffed with goat cheese and wrapped in prosciutto, and then drizzled with balasmic reduction. I could eat a hundred in one sitting. Whenever we have dinner parties at my house, she does almost all the cooking.




A Top Chef/My Bare Lady reality show needs to be greenlighted right quick.

"My Bare Topless Chef?"

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#388381 - 01/14/09 08:39 PM Re: Nigella Lawson vs. Aria Giovanni
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Registered: 03/19/07
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Nigella FTW. Shes smoking and always makes a trip to her fridge in the middle of the nite, on her show at least.

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