I'm not sure whether you folks in the US are familiar with the UK's 'Queen of Gastro-porn', Nigella Lawson, but someone has stitched a few of her more sexually suggestive double-entendre moments together into this amusing little number.

Or...

By way of comparison, we have Aria Giovanni making a grilled cheese sandwich...without using a grill. Is this really how you make a so-called grilled cheese sandwich in the US? It's almost as bizarre as calling a game 'football' when the ball hardly ever touches anyone's foot except during punts and field goals.

(For those perverts who may have got the wrong idea, no, she doesn't just place the sandwich between her boobs and melt the cheese with pure body heat alone...although that would be cool if she did. Hooters need to look into that one.)

So, which curvy, raven-haired lovely gets your vote? One thing's for sure...they both beat Pamela Peaks' cookery show hands down!