.
XXX Porn Talk Navigation Home The Message Board Chat Room Chat Transcripts Contact Information Log In/Out
.
JM Toys and More!!
JM Toys and More!!
New Release This Week
New DVD Release at JerkOffZone.com
VOD / Download Links
JM Downloads/VOD
XPT VOD
Gamelink VOD
New Release This Week
New DVD Release at JerkOffZone.com
Internet Video Rentals
Sugar DVD
Bush DVD
Adult Gossip & News
TRPWL.com
LukeIsBack
TheFloatingWorld
GramPonante.com
Forum Stats
19072 Members
14 Forums
40341 Topics
614095 Posts

Max Online: 788 @ 09/28/24 10:05 AM
Page 2 of 4 < 1 2 3 4 >
Topic Options
#388063 - 01/06/09 07:34 PM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Chemo Kid Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/03/09
Posts: 148
Loc: Dallas, Texas
Not sure who Blahhh=20000 is so I can't say fuck off pencil dick.
_________________________
Remember, men are pigs because women are easy.

Top
#388064 - 01/06/09 07:40 PM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
It's not blahh=20000, slap-nuts.
Search blahhh2000 for related tardisms, tard.
_________________________
i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn

Top
#388065 - 01/06/09 07:40 PM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Smokey Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
Eva, Ava, sorry, I don't pay much mind to fatties.

No offense fatman

Nice avatar, Chemo the pedo. Carry on with your sucking.
_________________________
You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight. - Gia Jordan to Stevie Why?

Top
#388066 - 01/06/09 07:43 PM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Chemo Kid Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/03/09
Posts: 148
Loc: Dallas, Texas
Than why did you write 20000 you cromagnon fuck tard. And getting back to the lovely Mia.....
_________________________
Remember, men are pigs because women are easy.

Top
#388067 - 01/06/09 07:45 PM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Smokey Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
'than' should be 'then.

If you are going to throw stones, put a wall up around your retarded glass house.
_________________________
You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight. - Gia Jordan to Stevie Why?

Top
#388068 - 01/06/09 07:47 PM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Chemo Kid Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/03/09
Posts: 148
Loc: Dallas, Texas
Quote:

Eva, Ava, sorry, I don't pay much mind to fatties.

No offense fatman

Nice avatar, Chemo the pedo. Carry on with your sucking.





Cute...you come up with that yourself or have to goto snappycomebacks.com?
_________________________
Remember, men are pigs because women are easy.

Top
#388069 - 01/06/09 07:51 PM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
wannacorndog Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
In the words of Rodney King, "Can't we all just get along?"

By the way please put me in for 100 tickets
_________________________
Being Canadian is not a disease. It just feels like one. TUP

Top
#388070 - 01/06/09 07:52 PM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

No offense fatman




None taken. You have EVERY right not to be attracted to who you're not attracted to.

Ava has put on weight. I happen to still think she's rather cute. But, that's me.




btw, on the genetics, I can tell you I'm a fat slob who was happy in a dented, filthy Plymouth Colt. My brother who is a tad younger is a fit, hip neat freak who looks great in his shiny, 2-seater Porsche hardtop.

So, siblings don't always follow the same path.
_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!! wink

Top
#388071 - 01/06/09 08:25 PM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Smokey Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
Quote:

Cute...you come up with that yourself or have to goto snappycomebacks.com?





Why yes. Yes I did.
_________________________
You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight. - Gia Jordan to Stevie Why?

Top
#388072 - 01/06/09 09:13 PM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:

Tatty, the ticket is yours.

I prefer to remember Mia as the whore she was. Huge asses tend to be genetic. By the time this 'raffle' goes off, the winner could be fucking something that looks more like her sister, and well....

just my opinion. cute whore, well, once was. But that ass is spreading like SARS




I like a fat ass on a whore, as i have said elsewhere...
_________________________
"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock

Top
#388073 - 01/06/09 09:32 PM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Smokey Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
And as fatman says, you have every right to have your particular interest in whichever whores tickle your fancy, you chubby chaser!

Must like 'em thick from living in Canada too long. So cold up there, they need to bulk up to stay warm!
_________________________
You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight. - Gia Jordan to Stevie Why?

Top
#388074 - 01/06/09 09:51 PM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
D_Arango Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/30/05
Posts: 138
Loc: mx
Quote:

If you are going to throw stones, put a wall up around your retarded glass house.







damn lou, do you ever get rusty?
_________________________
"they need to do their best to parrot real Americans and keep their mouths shut" C. Stevenson on inferiors

Top
#388075 - 01/07/09 01:42 AM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Any chance Mia could break out the Whorecraft elf outfit for the lucky winner?

Top
#388076 - 01/07/09 02:14 AM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Crocodile Offline
Pervert

Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
Fuck, I can't believe I'm the only moron here who took this thread seriously. I'm in.
_________________________
"If you keep making fun of me, I might just get pissed and not post on here anymore. Start taking me seriously. I'm a student now" Fatja

Top
#388077 - 01/07/09 11:15 AM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!! wink

Top
#388078 - 01/07/09 02:26 PM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Chemo Kid claimed:

Quote:

Not sure who Blahhh=20000 is so I can't say fuck off pencil dick.




You lurked for more than one year, yet you don't know who blahh2000 is? The last bit of credibility you had just went out the window.
_________________________
The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.

Top
#388079 - 01/07/09 03:26 PM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Bill Hicks Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
Quote:

Quote:

If you are going to throw stones, put a wall up around your retarded glass house.






I've been signed up here for a while and lurked for a long while before that. No. Lou never gets rusty. He is all that is man and more.
damn lou, do you ever get rusty?



Top
#388080 - 01/07/09 03:27 PM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Smokey Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
Hey, um guys? that line wasn't lou's!
_________________________
You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight. - Gia Jordan to Stevie Why?

Top
#388081 - 01/07/09 03:36 PM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Bill Hicks Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
Sorry.

Top
#388082 - 01/07/09 05:18 PM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
IWAdult Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
Im a little late getting to this thread but, If Mia fucked me like she did Manuel Ferrara in Slutty and SLuttier I’d enter as many times possible. But then you’d have to call the paramedics because I am sure she would fuck me to death.
_________________________
www.iwadult.com

Top
#388083 - 01/07/09 05:23 PM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Mia really seemed to genuinely enjoy fucking Manuel.

_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!! wink

Top
#388084 - 01/07/09 05:49 PM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Mark_J Offline
Pervert

Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Doesn't seem like this raffle will happen, so I say they make her a mod instead. At heart she's more XPT than ADT anyway.
"Say hello to your new patent leather overlord."

Top
#388085 - 01/07/09 05:55 PM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

Doesn't seem like this raffle will happen, so I say they make her a mod instead. At heart she's more XPT than ADT anyway.
"Say hello to your new patent leather overlord."




We already have one pretentious whore modding here, the last thing needed is a trailer trash whore with her finger on the button.
_________________________
Fap, Fap, Fap

Top
#388086 - 01/07/09 05:56 PM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Hey, um guys? that line wasn't lou's!




werd.. well played smokey.
_________________________
i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn

Top
#388087 - 01/07/09 06:17 PM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

We already have one pretentious whore modding here,




Not a fan of Elaborator, I guess.




Quote:

the last thing needed is a trailer trash whore with her finger on the button.




Exactly explains my vote for Obama.

_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!! wink

Top
#388088 - 01/07/09 06:19 PM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
D_Arango Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/30/05
Posts: 138
Loc: mx
Quote:

Hey, um guys? that line wasn't lou's!




shit Smokey, sorry bout that...you sir are right!





_________________________
"they need to do their best to parrot real Americans and keep their mouths shut" C. Stevenson on inferiors

Top
#388089 - 01/07/09 09:12 PM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Smokey Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US


I'm not a drinker, but I'll roll a fatty
_________________________
You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight. - Gia Jordan to Stevie Why?

Top
#388090 - 01/08/09 05:34 AM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

As additional incentive for The Lovely Miss Mia we could stipulate that the winner had to wear a Manuel Ferrara mask and speak in a stupid ass french accent. And burg...are you saying Mia isn't worthy of your juicy man spunk?




If the Manuel mask and accent is part of the deal, I'll shoot it!
_________________________
I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.

Top
#388091 - 01/08/09 05:40 AM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

As additional incentive for The Lovely Miss Mia we could stipulate that the winner had to wear a Manuel Ferrara mask and speak in a stupid ass french accent. And burg...are you saying Mia isn't worthy of your juicy man spunk?




If the Manuel mask and accent is part of the deal, I'll shoot it!




She wants to film it, 'cause deep down Holly wants to be starring in it.






All the ladies love Manuel!
_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!! wink

Top
#388092 - 01/08/09 07:00 AM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
The Second Coming Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/29/08
Posts: 55
I'd love to see Holly sucking on Suze's shithole.



Top
#388093 - 01/08/09 07:02 AM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
What does that have to do with raffling Mia's sweet puckered ass? Nothing? Then quit derailing.
_________________________
"You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice

Top
#388094 - 01/08/09 07:08 AM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
The Second Coming Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/29/08
Posts: 55
Voddy . . . will you ever learn?

Top
#388095 - 01/08/09 07:20 AM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean, but the Foxx's incest thread is in the Shit List if you're into that sort of thing.

The real question here is how would the hypothetical winner be assured that the "date" won't consist solely of watching the back of Mia's head while she's knee-deep in WoW? We're definitely going to need a contract for this one. Also, why not increase the ticket price and see if we can double the stakes by including Ava in the deal? 2 hot Alaskans are always better than 1.

_________________________
"You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice

Top
#388096 - 01/08/09 08:09 AM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Smokey Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
Just throw in an extra large bag of Doritos. Voila! Ava's in!
_________________________
You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight. - Gia Jordan to Stevie Why?

Top
#388097 - 01/08/09 08:18 AM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
did someone say doritos? :looks around:
_________________________
"I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful

Top
#388098 - 01/08/09 08:30 AM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
^^ Why dont you just brush your teeth with chickenpoop given the after effects them things have on the average whore's STANK BREATH. I will NOT kiss any chick who I have seen eat Doritos (except the Plain kind, and even then it depends on what she dippity doo'd them into.)
_________________________
Are you gonna eat that?

Top
#388099 - 01/08/09 10:11 AM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

did someone say doritos? :looks around:




Doritos Fried Chicken followed by Baked Alaskans?

(If only I could be bothered to search out that picture of Mia hitting that oversized bong... )

Top
#388100 - 01/08/09 11:27 AM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Quote:

did someone say doritos? :looks around:




Doritos Fried Chicken followed by Baked Alaskans?




ha!
_________________________
"I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful

Top
#388101 - 01/14/09 06:09 PM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I have it on good authority that this event could actually take place. Rather, nothing is preventing it from happening.

Top
#388102 - 01/14/09 08:18 PM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
What if Alex wins?

Top
#388103 - 01/14/09 08:26 PM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Not a chance. He is too cheap to buy a ticket. I'm sure the rules will say the date happens in CA too- that's airfare he won't spring for.

I'd say the biggest obstacle now is finding out how many tickets have to be sold and at what cost to reach the magic number. (ie, we need to know the number).

Also, Gia has to agree to hold the dough.

Top
#388104 - 01/14/09 08:30 PM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Airfare? Greyhound.

Top
#388105 - 01/14/09 08:38 PM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Okay, back to your original question: what if Alex wins? Mia was in porn for a while- she has likely done worse than a 24 yr old russian virgin from new york.

Top
#388106 - 01/15/09 01:04 AM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Not a chance. He is too cheap to buy a ticket. I'm sure the rules will say the date happens in CA too- that's airfare he won't spring for.

I'd say the biggest obstacle now is finding out how many tickets have to be sold and at what cost to reach the magic number. (ie, we need to know the number).

Also, Gia has to agree to hold the dough.




Dough as in money, yes. Dough as in Panzer's back fat slathered in Axe body spray, no.
_________________________
"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

Top
#388107 - 01/15/09 05:20 AM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
MiaRoseXXX Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
Quote:

Axe body spray, no.






.... does it make me even more white trash that Axe makes me fucking :: drool :: everywhere....

That stuff just smells so fucking good!
_________________________
"What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?"B. hicks

Top
#388108 - 01/15/09 05:53 AM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
^ Don't know but I running right out to get some ! You can sniff me anytime !!!!!!
_________________________
I may not know arse but I know what I like !

Top
#388110 - 01/15/09 09:20 AM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
MrBelvedere Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
whats the total $$$ at now?

Top
#388111 - 01/15/09 09:58 AM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Mia, will XPT members get a 'friends and family rate', or do we have to book you through the agency like everyone else?

Login may be required

_________________________
You're all still alive?

Top
#388112 - 01/15/09 10:51 AM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Do you ever come up north, Mia? Can you get across the border?
_________________________
"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock

Top
#388113 - 01/15/09 10:58 AM Re: Raffle For Mia Rose
MiaRoseXXX Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
... I know... I know... you guys care.... " not really" but, I didn't even get one job with that wanna be pimp. So, I fired him. Notice the lack of "Mia" on his fucking site? <3
_________________________
"What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?"B. hicks

Top
Page 2 of 4 < 1 2 3 4 >



Moderator:  Jerkules, zenman 
Shout Box

JM Productions
JM Productions Official Home is the JerkOffZone.com
Gag Factor
Yeah, it's that fucked up!!
American Bukkake
Tap into your inner degenerate!!
JM has the Best Variety !!
JM Video Lines
Who's Online
0 registered (), 259 Guests and 3 Spiders online.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod