I'm always amazed at how these female teachers in trouble for banging students are usually very do-able, or at least would clean up well. Not one "300 pounder with chin hair" in the bunch, as one might otherwise assume the female to look like if reading the headline alone. Debra Lafave is my fave - getting pounded in the backseat of her hubby's SUV by teen dude while his buddy is driving them around, like a real life bangbus. More gold from the trial:

After police started investigating the incident, the alleged victim made several calls to Lafave that Temple Terrace police taped and instructed the boy on what to say. Transcripts of those calls show no explicit talk of sex other than the boy raising the issue of using condoms.

“Like I don't want you to, like, get pregnant or anything,” he said. “I was just thinking about it and I was just thinking if next time, now that we've had sex about three times, if I should use, like, a condom or something.”

“Oh, you're being weird,” Lafave responded. “Why are you being weird . . . That should be the least of your worries.”